American Comic Super Principal

"This is abuse, this is naked abuse, and I demand fair treatment." Tony once again put on the severely damaged "steel cover" and was held up by the dome to fly in the air, while Zhang Fan sat cross-legged on his On their backs, they travel together over the desert in a comical structure.

Reaching out and patting Tony who was twisting in the steel plate cover, Zhang Fan said angrily: "Can you please calm down? As a young master from a rich family, with this condition, I can take you flying with me." It's good to be out of the desert. What more can you expect? I'll take care of all the bad things first. Haha, I wanted to carry you flying before, but you still refused, so I can only make do with this."

Tony's face was ashen below, and he was about to cry. He murmured to himself: "Only women have never had the opportunity to sit on my back. This is the first time that a man has sat on my back. My dignity, my My integrity is all gone, how should I explain to Chili Pepper when I go back?"

Zhang Fan's face turned green when he heard this, and he directly ordered Penguin Egg: "Throw this pervert down here, there's no need to take him with you."

"Don't, please don't, I'm just kidding," Tony glanced at the height above the ground and suddenly broke into a cold sweat. He hugged the huge penguin egg with both hands and feet and refused to let go. He gave in decisively: "We were in high school. We went together to pick up young models. Seven times a night is not too much. I don’t doubt anyone’s orientation and I won’t doubt yours. He is definitely a straight man. His endurance is only a little worse than mine. Okay, and I'm on par with each other, so that's alright."

"Oh, you think too simplistically. I'm not as easy to fool as I used to be." Zhang Fan made Penguin Egg stop his movements and sneered: "In high school, you took me to visit casinos and spent money on young models. After the two parents found out, they put all the blame on me. Where did you go to find me? This caused me to be scolded by my parents for the first time. When I went to your house later, Aunt Maria didn't even look at me. So right”

"Ahem." Tony became even more embarrassed and defended with a dry smile: "This is normal. All mothers have the same reaction when they see their son's friends. Every time I go to you, your mother always wants to kill me." They were kicked out directly, and later, they all got into car accidents."

The atmosphere was suddenly silent, and both of them were speechless for a long time, until Tony took the initiative to speak out: "Although I will think of Howard's annoying face every time I meet you, but since God asked you to find me in the vast desert, it means that we It’s time to forget these things. This experience of hanging by a thread made me truly understand the beauty of life.”

Zhang Fan blinked, tilted his head and asked in confusion: "Who told you that it was God who asked me to find you? My penguin egg is obviously very powerful and can sense human life and mental fluctuations from a distance, so I rushed The past has somehow become the credit of others. Don’t think about any great kindness or kindness or good deeds that can be repaid in the next life. Just repay in this life.”

Tony had a mouthful of old blood in his chest and couldn't spit it out. He didn't know what to do. What was this brain circuit and divine logic thinking? I'm "making chicken soup" here, and you just "poisoned" it without saying a word. , has become a "poisonous chicken soup"; I am recalling the warm years of the past, and I can't let go of the sadness and emotion. You use the cold and ruthless reality to make me wake up instantly. There is still a communication generation gap, and it is almost impossible to communicate, okay?

After quite a while, Tony finally managed to hold back a sentence: "How can you repay me?"

The whole sentence is concise and concise, and there is no ambiguity easily. Obviously, the smart scientist Tony Stark has learned the lesson.

Zhang Fan chuckled, took out a thick stack of documents from his arms, tapped on his back, and said: "Here are various information about Xincheng Middle School, as well as the letter of appointment for you. As the principal of the school, I You are officially hired as a special lecturer at Xincheng Middle School."

"Ask me to be a lecturer in the middle school." Tony's head was covered with black threads. He quickly realized that he had been tricked, and then he felt particularly unhappy. He felt more and more that this offer was too disrespectful to him, so he refused directly.

"Are you kidding? I am the Einstein of the contemporary world, the top scientist. Even if MIT asks me to be a professor, I won't go. I think I am too stupid to dislike the students. You actually want me to teach a bunch of middle school students. They Can you understand"

"After you become a lecturer, you only need to come to the school to give lectures at least once a month. You can teach any content. It doesn't matter whether they can understand it or not." Zhang Fan reached out and patted the steel plate on his back, meaningfully. He said: "You'd better think again and don't be too impulsive."

"Lecture once a month, any content is fine," Tony hesitated, then asked tentatively: "Is it okay if I don't go?"

Zhang Fan hugged his shoulders and sneered, "Good repayment, you plan to pay me back in your next life, so why don't you give me a ride?"

Tony weighed it again and again, and finally gritted his teeth and agreed, but with a miserable look on his face and self-pity, he sighed in a tone that recorded history: "Tony Stark, the great contemporary scientific man and billionaire, has actually fallen to such a low level. He took middle school students to play games. Tsk, this is really a tragedy for the world and a rare stain in his life."

"Stop talking nonsense and get down to business. From what I know about you, you will probably reduce your investment in weapons after you return, and will probably focus on other industries."

Zhang Fan rolled his eyes first, and then began to analyze, his tone was quite firm. Even though he had been fooled by the "plot" many times, he still had a mysterious confidence.

"Hey, that's good." Tony was quite surprised by this, feeling like "I've been seeing each other with admiration after seeing each other for three days."

Once Zhang Fan's mind was settled, he began to stuff "private goods" into it, and worked hard to promote his super school plan. He said in a serious tone, "I think education is a very good industry. Have you ever thought about using Stark Industries?" Become Stark Education Group

It just so happens that I am planning to expand Xincheng Middle School, intending to make it the largest and best school in the world, and urgently need capital support. I think the two can completely cooperate in depth. I have already thought of the slogan. It is better to sell arms than to run a school."

Tony was stunned, his face almost twisted into a ball, and he sighed: "This is how you do business. No wonder you are called the big fat sheep in the business world. You can lose half of Stark Industries' assets in a few years."

"Haha, there is an Afghan town five kilometers ahead, and there are American troops stationed in it. I have to go back to New York for lunch now, and I didn't bring my mobile phone with me when I came out, so I have to trouble you to walk there in person."

Zhang Fan commanded the penguin egg to land near the ground with an expressionless expression, then kicked him off the egg. Then Yudan left, leaving only the words "More exercise will be beneficial."