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Chapter 29 Fuck Captain America and beat up Hawkeye... in a dream

"Penguin eggs, penguin eggs that may be harder than Armand alloy. Do you think this is the egg-shaped Superman or the legendary Kryptonian penguin?" Logan didn't believe this at all, and the steel claws on his hands made a clanging sound. , mockingly said: "You are so imaginative, why don't you become an editor at DC Comics?"

"DC Comics," Zhang Fan choked. He also wondered why DC Comics existed in the Marvel world. Fictional heroes such as Superman and Batman are equally well-known as the real Captain America in history. The interaction between them is particularly interesting. Suddenly, I suddenly had a whim: "When I get rich, I can buy DC comics and make superhero movies, and make a Batman trilogy and Superman's past and present lives. It will definitely be very profitable."

"Okay, you two have been fighting and making trouble, you can calm down and get down to business." After admiring Logan's embarrassed posture, Qin finally brought up the main purpose of the trip with satisfaction and said sternly to Zhang Fan. : "My name is Jean Grey, and his name is Logan. As you can see, we are both mutants, belonging to a special organization called the X-Men, dedicated to protecting persecuted innocent mutants and preventing mutants from committing crimes. , maintain friendly relations with ordinary humans.”

"X-Men, that's really great," Zhang Fan seemed extremely excited, pointing directly at Logan and complaining: "This mutant sneaked into my garden secretly, and after being discovered, he actively attacked me, threatening me. and the lives of ordinary residents nearby, I want to sue him, please arrest him quickly."

Uncle Wolf was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned purple from the suffocation. It took him a long time to squeeze out two words from between his teeth: "Bitch."

Qin also couldn't laugh or cry. She didn't expect that such an operation existed in the world. She couldn't help feeling that rich people knew how to play. She reminded her again: "According to our investigation, a mutant named Ruiwen has had contact with you recently, and there is Criminal tendency, in order to protect your life and property, I suggest you describe the incident in detail, of course, you can also refuse, we will never force it."

Zhang Fan continued to act cute: "I don't know Ruiwen, I only know someone named Ruiwen, and she is very selfless and kind. Even though she has a fragile and sensitive mentality, she still likes to provide psychological counseling to others. She is bigger than this." More like a good person."

Of course Qin knew that he was talking nonsense, but she didn't know how to refute it. There were too many flaws.

Logan, who was seized the opportunity to make a fool of himself again, interjected with a stinking look on his face: "Qin, don't listen to him, he must have known about the existence of the X-Men for a long time, and he probably knows something about you and me. From the beginning to now, his heartbeat has almost kept the same rhythm, and there is no real emotional change in his eyes, so he can't deceive me."

"Go ahead, you can see it all. He is indeed Uncle Wolf who has lived for more than a hundred years." Zhang Fan smiled and rubbed his eyes. He was quite embarrassed. He thought his acting skills were in good condition, but someone saw through them at a glance. Is it true that people become mature with age?

"It's fake, I'm lying to you, I didn't see it," Logan still tilted his head slightly, with a cold ruffian expression, he seemed quite calm, but every word he said touched his heart, "But as long as you admit it, it will be fine. "

"Liar" Zhang Fan's originally embarrassed smile completely stiffened. This was not only because he had been crushed by others in terms of experience, but also in terms of IQ. Could it be that his IQ was not as good as what he had always been? A certain wolf who only relies on instinct to make decisions, can't he?

But what you said clearly makes sense, and I believe it.

Seeing Logan's joking expression, Zhang Fan complained dryly with a stiff face: "Uncle Wolf, it turns out that you are the real actor. If you go to Hollywood and become an actor, you will definitely become famous all over the world."

"It seems interesting to be an actor in Hollywood," Logan said to himself with interest, stroking his beard, as if he had been opened to a new world: "It should be a good idea to change your identity to experience an unknown life. Great idea to kill time, just change your name to Hugh Jackman then.”

"What are you talking about? I didn't hear what you said clearly. The voice was too loud." As soon as Zhang Fan heard that Luo Gen might want to become an actor, he was immersed in the inexplicable bad taste and even threw aside his previous embarrassment.

At this time, Qin interrupted the "magical resonance" between the two of them and interjected: "You can talk about these topics in private. Don't go off topic now, Zhang Fan, since you already know the existence of the X-Men and have awakened If you become a mutant, it may be difficult to escape from this whirlpool. Why don't you take the initiative? I think you should follow us back. It's best to communicate with Professor X."

"Go to see Professor

No, he will do something to his own brain. As long as the plot of the Marvel world in his memory is known to him, it may turn black in minutes. "I feel that the whole world is false, it is better to destroy it to find the truth" or something like that. Plots are too common in Marvel. It is Marvel’s instinct to make trouble.

"You don't need to worry. A person with psychic abilities like Professor

The voice of the system sounded in time, and the tone was particularly proud. It was completely impossible to tell that this was a salty system that was sleepy and had no ambitions.

Zhang Fan was calm on the surface, but he was ecstatic in his heart. He said smugly in his mind: "In this way, even without the help of penguin eggs, I can still fight Professor X with my bare hands."

"You can bully and bully disabled elderly people who have no power to fight back. But in fact, judging from your actual combat power, I'm afraid you can't even defeat a first-level mutant with a mutated body, let alone a fourth-level mutant. Professor x is here.

If he is in good health, he can beat you with physical combat even if he doesn't use mental power." The system spoke with contempt again, and even Zhang Fan was getting used to it.

But habits are habits, and resentment is still inevitable. Zhang Fan was filled with anger when he thought about it, and complained: "On average, it cost me more than 10 million, and the basic fighting skills I learned are really too weak.

It's normal and understandable that I can't beat Mystique, Black Widow, and Captain America, but now even a junior high school lolita and a crippled old man in a wheelchair can give me a 50-50 win, then I Who else can I beat?”

The system pondered for a moment and responded: "You should be able to win against the naked Iron Man."

Zhang Fan is speechless. This is a rogue act.

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