American Comic Super Principal

In the principal's office, Zhang Fan poured a cup of hot coffee for Banner who had changed his clothes, took out popcorn and Coke from the locker, pulled Mindy, a melon-eater, to sit aside, and gossiped enthusiastically: " Dr. Banner, I have coffee, do you have a story?"

Looking at Banner's confused look, Zhang Fan continued to cheer himself up: "What is your dream? I mean, please tell your story and I will help you realize your dream. Please call me Dream Mentor Zhang." "Principal Fan"

"Dream tutor sounds like a great profession. Principal, you are indeed a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, a person who has escaped from vulgar tastes and has noble pursuits."

Banner, who didn't quite understand, had a look of admiration on his face. After jointly "fighting" against the "evil forces" of the American military, most of his hostility and vigilance had dissipated. In addition, he was asking for help from others, and he was an honest scientific geek in the past. He had no choice but to succumb to Zhang Fan's power and flattered him obediently.

Mindy rolled her eyes, jumped out of Zhang Fan's arms, walked to Banner, and said seriously: "Dr. Banner, can you sign your name for me? I have watched the popular science program you lectured, and it was very good."

"Yeah, really, I always thought that what I said was boring. It's great. Some people still remember me as a scientist. It's such an honor." Banner was at a loss, his face flushed with excitement, and he laughed at himself in a choked voice:

"At that time, I was popularizing science and fighting superstitious legends, but my current state is not scientific at all. It's like a mockery from God, allowing me to re-understand the world."

"No need to be sad, Dr. Banner. Every student in Xincheng Middle School will have a second one for himself. Your dream is to sell barbecue." Zhang Fan touched his chin thoughtfully.

Banner was obviously taken aback, and then stared at Zhang Fan hopefully: "Yes, my dream now is to sell barbecue on the street safely with Betty. Such a life is my dream.

I am here to realize my dream and hope to get help from you, my mentor. I will give everything except Betty and my conscience. "

"Pa" Zhang Fan slapped the armrest of the seat hard, stood up solemnly and stretched out his right hand to pull the lamb trapped in the darkness towards the light: "I will turn around for you and let me help you realize your dream. Sign the contract of betrayal, ah bah , it’s time to sign the employment contract and officially join Xincheng Middle School.”

Banner shivered, feeling like he had been deceived, but he still accepted the contract handed over by Zhang Fan and read it carefully. After a while, he picked up a pen from the table and signed it decisively. Put your name on it.

Zhang Fan was delighted: "The contract has been established and it will become my Mahou Shao Bar."

Almost at the same time, the system's prompt sounded, "The list of successful redemptions included in the new template collection has been updated."

Then there was a long silence. Zhang Fan couldn't believe it: "It's gone now. The subplot was eaten by you by the system."

In his mind, the system uncle who had just woken up yawned first, and then said lazily: "Yes, no, Bruce Banner's strategy level is zero, and of course there is no side plot. Do you still expect me to add something to you? , it’s better to go to sleep, there will be everything in your dreams.”

Zhang Fan stared at the grateful Banner, his eyes twitching. I didn't expect that you, a thick-browed man with big eyes, would also become a traitor. How could you, the kind and honest person you promised to be, suddenly become a drama star? You are better at acting than me, Banner. Are you worthy of your honest face?

The most outrageous thing is that the principal deceived his employees and was deceived in turn. I really believed your lies.

"I have to say that hardships and adversities really train people. The former scientific nerd also grew up amidst the pursuit of the army and the rejection of the world. Now Banner is very wary and finds it difficult to truly trust others, especially strangers. people;

If it wasn't forced by the situation, and if he suppressed the temptation of Hulk, he wouldn't even bother to act for you. Host, you overestimate your ability to talk. Except for the silly and sweet character of John, the characters in the plot have no personality. None of them are easy to fool, and you can’t manipulate them just by knowing the plot;

So, seize the opportunity and earn money quickly. Young man, as long as you earn enough money, defeating plot NPCs is no longer a dream. I am the master of your dream mentor system. As long as you are willing to earn money, I will turn around for you."

The system seized the opportunity and launched another wave of advertisements.

"In my previous life, I heard that some people were deceived into picking up garbage in Dubai, and some were deceived into going to Ukraine to find a bride. Now you want to trick me into making money, just kidding." Zhang Fan flicked his sleeves and planned to solve the problem himself. Question: "I, Zhang Fan, have never been weaker than anyone else in my life; a peerless wise man, I will determine the system. One day, I will collect enough reward points and side plots to recharge my IQ."

The system muttered silently: "In the final analysis, you are not trying to cheat me with krypton gold, the time traveler is just being hypocritical."