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Late at night, in the luxurious villa of Zhang Fan's family, the original owner was looking helplessly at the unlucky guest who occupied the magpie's nest. He felt that he was having a bad time and was really unlucky. He couldn't even sleep well in the middle of the night.

"Mindy, I really don't have a way to make you stronger now. I don't have the super soldier serum or the Extremis virus at the moment. The steel suit is also forged from steel plates, and there's no way I can make you awaken as a mutant.

Please wait a few days for Tony's steel suit to be built. I will grab one and come back. I have bread, will the milk be far behind? Other strengthening resources will be available sooner or later."

Zhang Fan begged Ming Di for mercy with a shy face and yawned continuously. He had been sleepy for a long time after tossing around all day. It was a pity that the little ancestor in front of him didn't go home even after midnight. He kept making trouble here. I was about to fall asleep. This was the eleventh time I was woken up by her. I felt like my whole body was about to collapse.

Ming Di folded her arms and leaned against the door frame, with a sly smile on her little face, just like a dandy who teases women from good families: "Hey, honey, it's wrong for you to say that. I'm not an unreasonable person. I know I'm wrong." Are you gone?”

"I made a mistake. I shouldn't have overestimated my capabilities and coaxed and molested my sister-in-law. This is clearly Lu Ban wielding an ax in front of the gate, and Guan Gong playing with a sword in front of the gate. Compared with you, my sister-in-law, I am still far behind. I am willing to be the inferior."

Zhang Fan sincerely bowed to Mingdi. When a woman acts as a gangster, she is no worse than a veteran gangster. Especially since Mingdi has been hanging out in the dark side of New York for many years, she has no pressure to crush a newbie like him.

Even sleeping naked did not scare the little loli away. Instead, she was poured cold water on her naked body. The taste was so sour and refreshing that it is indescribable.

Ming Di was a little confused. Although she didn't quite understand it, as long as Zhang Fan admitted defeat, she nodded again and calculated with her fingers:

"Just admit your mistake and let me count. You used those things to seduce me and asked me to kiss you ninety-nine times. You also promised me by patting your chest that you would make me stronger after kissing you. Now I woke you up eleven times. , eighty-eight more times, and then you can go to sleep."

Zhang Fan's face darkened. He really tricked him into feeling happy for a while. After the crematorium, he regretted it. He never regretted it. He was really happy before. No wonder psychologists analyzed that "Lolita" is every man's hidden dream.

"By the way, don't even think about running away. If you run away this time, you'll have to start counting from the beginning next night." Mindy glanced at the window and added: "It's just in time to practice your response to night attacks, so you don't have to worry about it." You were so negligent that you died in bed."

"Night attack, death in bed" Zhang Fan, who was born as an otaku, accurately captured the key words, with a mysterious smile of unknown meaning on his face, and his energy was inexplicably high.

Mindy's little face froze, and she bared her teeth and said: "Haha, I see you are full of energy now, so you don't need to go eighty-eight times. Just go for the ninety-nine times package. I guarantee you will be very comfortable."

"No, I've thought of a way to make you stronger. You go out first and you'll be fine in a while." After being stimulated by some "unknown", Zhang Fan did wake up a lot all of a sudden, and his brain started to work flexibly, and he started to work again. Recalling the Banner blood collected during the day's battle, as well as Mindy's special physique.

"I'm warning you again, don't try to escape, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences." Mindy waved her fist, walked out of the room, and closed the door.

"System, Mr. System, don't sleep, get up and work overtime." Zhang Fan breathed a sigh of relief and began to roar in his mind. As expected, there was no response. He didn't know whether it was because the system was sleeping too deeply, or because after get off work, he, the host, just It was blocked by my own unscrupulous system.

Fortunately, Zhang Fan is used to it and has been prepared: "System, get up and work overtime. I will get overtime pay, or it will be private work. The reward points you earn are all at your discretion."

"Here you go, talk to me if you need anything. This system has always provided attentive service and dedicatedly creates happiness for every host." The system responded instantly this time, and the slogan was the same as the real one, with an extremely enthusiastic tone.

Zhang Fan: ""

My own money-obsessed system is hopeless. Is it because I have set up a "keyword reminder" or something? It's like a diver who keeps peeking at the screen. When the big guys in the group send resources, they always reply instantly.

"I remember that after Banner's blood injection, it had a very obvious strengthening effect on the human body. That's how the hatred came about. He could even fight the Hulk who was in poor condition, and Mindy's voiceless soft body skills had a very strong effect on genetic modification. The carrying capacity is very strong, I wonder if it can be done."

Before Zhang Fan could finish his words, he was interrupted by the shocked system: "I admire you, I admire you, host. Your aesthetics are already at the forefront of the times. They are unique in the entire world and are very different from ordinary people. , the female version of the Hulk, you dare to sleep with me, and then think about the disgusting appearance, tsk tsk, I can only say that young people nowadays are really pursuing something.

In the long career of this system, only 9527 hosts can be better than you. He was born as an ordinary human, but with a divine whip with added rules, he ran rampant in the Cthulhu universe where there are countless strong people. Sleeping clothes Among them, Cthulhu was the most beloved concubine in his harem. "

"I remember that the image of Cthulhu is a giant with an octopus head, a human body, and bat wings on his back. When ordinary people see him, they will go crazy, and their reason and consciousness will collapse. Moreover, he is male." Zhang Fan found that his predecessors were simply shocking. Look up", there is no integrity at all.

"Not only that, the ugliest deep-sea octopus and downy bat put together would be more than 10,000 times more handsome than him. However, in your senior harem, Cthulhu is already the most beautiful one in human aesthetics. Nothing else can describe it.”

The sound of the system was extremely low, and it seemed that it had left an indelible psychological shadow.

"You are such a ruthless person. No wonder you can be so free in a super-high-risk world with an eternal nightmare level like the Cthulhu universe. If it were me, I would start the fight off right," Zhang Fan regained his self-knowledge and coughed. After two sounds he said:

"Actually, I want to ask you to modify Banner's blood to eliminate the side effects of turning green, ugly, and crazy, so that Mindy's clear voice and soft body can be perfectly integrated."

"No, it won't work even if you give me reward points. The system can only give you the enhancement items in the exchange list and lottery, and then repeatedly superimpose the enhancements. The system will not care about other abilities you obtain, and will never help you optimize them. It can only Rely on yourself to integrate and grasp the situation, and you will reach the sky in one step in the future. If you fail, you will be like your countless predecessors."

Suddenly, the system became extremely serious, as if it had changed the system, and directly rejected it sternly.

Zhang Fan smiled: "It's pretty much what I expected, but the point is that it's not me who uses Banner's blood, but Mindy. You just slightly optimized it on this basis. In theory, real-world technology can do it, too. it's easy for you

I guess the reward points you collect from overtime work should be free to use without being restricted by the system rules. For this private work, the reward points should also belong to you. I will give you a thousand reward points. "

The system is silent: "I"

"Two thousand reward points." Zhang Fan looked calm. He hadn't spent much of the one billion dollars he got from Obadiah last time. He was currently in the stage of nouveau riche. When it was time to spend money, he was very generous.

"Deal, I agree." The system made a 180-degree turn and couldn't wait to confirm. It was almost beaming: "When you bid one thousand reward points, I was already about to agree. I just thought about it for a moment and turned over. Times, it’s a huge profit.”

Zhang Fan remained calm: "Then why don't you wait a little longer, the price will become higher?"

The system spoke in an arrogant tone: "I am the system, and it is my principle to deal fairly with hosts. This little money is not worthy of letting me break my principles. Poor host, you need to keep working hard."

Zhang Fan: ""The topic terminator is undoubtedly

In silence, two thousand reward points were missing from Zhang Fan's system account. In a tempered glass vial tied with a rope around his neck, some blood also disappeared at the same time, and reappeared after a while.

"Aren't you worried that after I have free control of the reward points, I will lay out some conspiracy for you, such as turning over, taking the lead, or even seizing your body?" Suddenly, the system asked, a little indifferently, but confused. More.

"Guess" Zhang Fan grinned again, picked up the glass vial hanging on his chest, and examined it for a moment under the light. He saw that the blood inside shone with silvery white light and did not look like the blood of a living thing. More like flowing mercury.

"After injection, you will gain power comparable to hatred, and you will not turn green, ugly, or lose your IQ," Zhang Fan asked curiously.

After being teased, the system's voice returned to calmness: "Yes, after a person with the Qingyin Soft Body skill uses it, the basic attributes of the body will soar to the same level as the Abomination. It is slightly weaker than the normal Calm Hulk, and the body is also There will be no mutations, the mind will not go out of control, and a supernatural skill can be randomly generated and guaranteed to be harmless;

To use it, you only need to take it orally. I have optimized its overall functions. It can be said to be perfect to a certain extent. Your two thousand reward points are not in vain. It is worth the money and will definitely make your little girlfriend happy in the future. She's safe, as long as she doesn't seek death on Earth. "

"She deserves this. If she hadn't helped me so much in the initial mission, I might still have a headache now about how to get back the principal of Xincheng Middle School. And she's very cute, isn't she? If she gets involved again like today On the battlefield of extraordinary beings, if something happens to me, I will regret it to death."

Zhang Fan sighed and began to regret: "It's a pity that I can't use it myself. I guess using the system can easily turn it into a sweet and sour drink. Maybe it has the same effect as drinking Coke. It will be gone after a burp. Hello , System, why do I feel that the Qingyin Soft Body skill is more useful than the Flame Control skill? The price is obviously far different, is this also a preferential treatment for Lolita?"

"The exchange ability of A-level branch plots has been developed to the limit, and it is possible to touch the rules; and the exchange ability of B-level branch plots, unless it has experienced qualitative sublimation, will never touch the rules. Stupid host, this is The difference between immortals and mortals, the difference between humans and gods.”

At this point, the system became active again: "Host, if you think about the terrifying physique of the abomination level, and then look at yourself, you will definitely have to sacrifice yourself heroically in bed at least in exchange for Wolverine's super self-healing ability. Hold on, otherwise it will be lucky that it is not abolished, and you will be unable to hold your head up for the rest of your life, and the consequences will be serious."

Zhang Fan's face was dark: "Go to bed, you are off work."