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As soon as Logan, who was covered in black hair, pulled Dave away, there was a knock on the office door again. Zhang Fan, who had always been leisurely, actually had a "feeling of being busy with everything" and felt that he was about to die suddenly.

“The door to the room is not closed, push it yourself”

Zhang Fan replied listlessly, lowered his head, leaned on his desk and dozed off. At the same time, he silently swore that if the visitor didn't have anything serious to talk about, he could get out of Xincheng Middle School completely, so as not to make him feel guilty. I have the illusion that teasing my boss is fun.

"Hey, your body is weak. Principal Zhang Fan, you need to control yourself. It's best to seize the time to make up for it, so as not to leave the root of the disease. I have a lot of secret recipes on hand, do you want it?"

The visitor almost made Zhang Fan's nose crooked when he opened his mouth. If it weren't for his fluent Chinese, a big fireball would have hit her face.

That's right, it was her, not him. Standing at the door that was pushed open was a pretty woman in a bright red dress. She was tall and had slender legs. The fiery red and thin dress was even more vivid against the white skin. , like a walking flame

Her speaking voice is neutral, but extremely charming. Coupled with her black hair, black eyes and exquisite facial features full of Chinese style, she is exactly like the goddess Zhang Fan only existed in his dreams in his previous life. Probably the only flaw is that she looks like a tablet. of figure.

A trace of regret flashed in Zhang Fan's eyes, and he straightened his expression and asked: "What is your name? Are you a staff member of Xincheng Middle School? I have never seen you before. You are also of Chinese descent."

The woman's pretty face froze, she glared at Zhang Fan fiercely, then forced out a smile and said: "That's right, I'm here to apply for your personal secretary, the kind who never leaves your body when eating or sleeping. You See how I am"

As he spoke, he blinked at Zhang Fan ambiguously. The so-called eyes were full of water and filled with autumn water. Suddenly, Zhang Fan's heartbeat accelerated unsatisfactorily, and his blood surged and his face turned red.

"Is this the legendary unspoken rule and office temptation? The more you gain experience, the more you gain experience, Sajia's life will be worth it."

After taking a few deep breaths, Zhang Fan suppressed the excitement in his heart and recalled the many routines he had heard in his previous life, such as fairy jumps, workplace sex traps, beautiful agents, and prank-style live broadcasts.

Nothing to show gallantry, either rape or steal

Otherwise, a beautiful woman with excellent appearance and temperament will come to your door, eager for comfort. Haha, it is like daydreaming. Although flat chest is serious, in this era, small breasts are also a scarce resource, and the core competitiveness of Duoduo is undoubtedly

Zhang Fan is still self-aware of his own situation. A beautiful girl with an innocent family will definitely avoid being a scumbag with a "famous reputation" like him.

Moreover, the world we are currently in is not an urban romance world, but a very dangerous Marvel world. The chance of encountering various aliens, hell demons, and prehistoric monsters dressed as beauties when going out is definitely higher than the chance of encountering them. You have a greater chance of having an affair, and there are beautiful agents from SHIELD, HYDRA and other major organizations waiting for you.

Noticing Zhang Fan's increasingly vigilant eyes, the woman actually smiled with satisfaction, stood up and walked towards Zhang Fan. Her slender and well-proportioned right fingers seemed to be drawing circles in the air, and every move she made was uniquely seductive.

"Haha, the little host has finally grown up. His ability to resist the honey trap surprises me. Oh, maybe it's because he is too ambitious and weak, or because he is worried that when he goes back at night, he will be punished by your little girlfriend by kneeling on the durian."

The beauty's cherry-red lips parted slightly, but the message she revealed was shocking.

"Hey" Zhang Fan jumped up from his seat, and he was shocked: "You are the system"

"Come on, hurry up and save up enough side plots and reward points to redeem Wolverine's super self-healing ability. Otherwise, your physique will not be able to withstand the torment of your little girlfriend. She hates being crushed by physiques above her level. You did it a thousand times without any effort.”

The woman suspected of being in the system pulled up a chair and sat down calmly, staring at Zhang Fan with a smile. Although she did not answer the question, she clearly stated her identity. Zhang Fan himself had never leaked these key information.

"You are really a system, you are actually a girl"

Zhang Fan felt a toothache all the time, his outlook on life was almost subverted, he even stuttered when he spoke, and his eyebrows were about to turn into knots.

The fragrant breeze hit his face, and the system leaned over and gave him a seductive look, face to face: "What are you thinking about? I am a man."

"Damn it, crossdresser"

Zhang Fan really collapsed this time. His three views were like a mirror thrown down from a tall building. It shattered to the ground with a "crash" and could not be picked up again.

"If I say you are the boss of the system, I will never be your aunt, aunt, or aunt."

The system stood up arrogantly, and his way of speaking and posture were both manly. But when it comes to him and her, it can only be said that he is full of heroism and a woman.

Zhang Fan coughed twice in embarrassment and asked: "Uncle System, what's going on with you? You thought I didn't look pretty enough, so you made one by yourself."

"Bullshit, do you think I like this bad appearance? The girly bitch is so annoying, the rules are so restrictive that it doesn't allow modification, the reality game doesn't allow you to pinch your face, what a piece of rubbish, it's the Marvel version of Earth." The game experience is really bad, no wonder people automatically log off every day.”

Internet-addicted teenagers and girls curse and complain about how deceptive the real earth and its own rules are, completely ignoring the fact that ordinary earthlings die when they "go offline". In other words, this kind of existence has a different view of death than humans.

Zhang Fan could only smile silently beside him. At the same time, he deeply doubted whether he was sleeping or playing games during the non-working hours of his system. He didn't know whether he or she played "Pesticide of the Dead" and "Chicken Eating".

Looking up at Zhang Fan, the system blushed, pretended to be a serious person again, and said honestly: "The last time I processed Banner's blood, I got two thousand reward points at my disposal, which I used in real life. Create a projection of yourself that can last for twenty days

During these twenty days, I can move around freely without the host, but according to my own rules, I must tell you the truth and cannot leave you more than ten kilometers, otherwise the projection will dissipate immediately. "

"It doesn't look like you are a projection." Zhang Fan leaned over curiously, stretched out his index finger and poked her body. The touch was soft and elastic, no less than the mature version of Mindy.

"Pervert, I underestimated you"

The system "mother" exclaimed, and her face suddenly filled with red clouds. She quickly flew away and looked at Zhang Fan with the same look as a perverted scumbag.

Zhang Fan was speechless and asked tentatively: "Are you really a man? You are not trying to trick me. Why don't you take off your pants and let me see that they are all men. I have seen many of them in the big bathhouse, so what harm can I do?" Shameful"

"Bang" Zhang Fan was knocked out again and stuck to the wall. It took a while before he slowly slid down.

"Asshole, beating someone is like hanging a painting, this is a national skill"

Zhang Fan's whole body was numb, his hands and feet were weak and he clung to the wall, and spoke with difficulty.