American Comic Super Principal

"Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." Zhang Fan's eyelids twitched wildly and he turned around and asked: "Are you serious, you are not joking?"

Coulson raised his eyebrows and said nothing with a grimace.

The "black aunt" in the front row put down the steering wheel and let the car drive automatically. She turned around and stared at the two of them expressionlessly. A rich male voice that she had heard on the phone sounded, as cold and indifferent as ever.

"Mr. Zhang Fan, we are watching you"

Faced with this weird scene, Zhang Fan had no fluctuation in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little. Coupled with Colson's constipated expression, it was undoubtedly a comedy.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you don't record short videos and sell them, otherwise I'm worried that some idiots will lick the screen."

Zhang Fan straightened his collar and expressed his magnanimity for this. After all, the dignified director had come out for "women's paid dating" for this purpose. Although the appearance was terrible, the style was extremely realistic. It didn't matter if he sacrificed a little privacy.

"Colson, I'm going to remove you from your post. With just one unnecessary nonsense, you turned Mission: Impossible into Agent Bean. We at SHIELD don't need such jokes."

The "black aunt" has an ascetic and indifferent expression on her face, which perfectly meets the requirements of "a few words, a paralyzed expression, and sharp eyebrows", but it's a pity that she is a bit ugly.

"Pfft" Zhang Fan laughed again. Fury's serious look was really funny. In fact, Director, you are the most hidden joker in S.H.I.E.L.D.

It was Director, you let me know that there are not only "loli style", "royal sister style", "flat-chested girl style", but also "auntie style" for women's clothing.

As long as you have a heart for cross-dressing, no matter what you look like, you can transform into a cross-dressing boss in minutes. Hard conditions such as appearance, body shape, skin color, age, and position cannot stop "free people from running towards freedom."

While Zhang Fan was snickering, Colson had already begun to sweat on his forehead. His leader had engaged in "compensation dating" by wearing women's clothing, but he saw through it and said it too garrulously. How can he restore his leader's dignity?

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"Actually, I, I thought this was part of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s annual overall quality inspection of agents. Director, you will personally set the questions to test our eyesight.

Director, you deliberately exposed your flaw, and if I can't find it, I'm not worthy of being a senior agent of SHIELD. "

Coulson was in a hurry and began to make up a story on the spot. After making up a few sentences, he realized that the plot he had fabricated was quite reasonable. Sure enough, he was a potential writer who mistakenly fell into the path of an agent. The kind who could write a best-selling book, but Delayed by "braised eggs"

At this moment, Fury's expression on his "aunty face" softened a lot, and he actually looked a little kind: "Yes, if you can find the flaws in me, then I will test you again to see what went wrong and where the flaws were exposed."

Colson's nervous mood relaxed a little, and he opened his mouth to answer, but suddenly realized that this was not a question for points. If he answered it incorrectly, he would be given a proposition. The correct way to answer the question was not to tell the truth, but to rely on emotional intelligence.

"Temperament, mainly depends on temperament"

Coulson thought for a moment and then said decisively: "Director, there is no flaw in your appearance after makeup, and there is no problem in your words and deeds. It is only your unique temperament that cannot be completely concealed. As a subordinate who I often come into contact with, I will keep your extraordinary temperament in mind. In the heart.”

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Zhang Fan was dumbfounded. When it comes to the art of flattery, I only admire Coulson. Top agents are really good. They have to learn everything and know everything. Their knowledge and quality are extraordinary.

He is capable of flying tanks, aircraft carriers and fighter jets, he is capable of putting on makeup and sneaking in to spy on intelligence, he is capable of reciting fourteen lines of Shakespeare's poems, and he is capable of sucking up to leaders and bragging.

I really live and learn, and I gain so much knowledge.

Fury was very calm at first, but when he saw Zhang Fan's complicated expression, he felt inexplicably embarrassed and had a slight sense of shame. He quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, he is not like this usually. Our S.H.I.E.L.D. is really a It’s a very serious organization, please believe me.”

"Haha." Zhang Fan didn't know how to reply in such a situation, so he had to laugh awkwardly. The system girl in the front row even twitched with laughter, holding her stomach and rolled down on the car seat.

Fury glared at Coulson and said dejectedly: "Laugh if you want. Anyway, my goal has been achieved. Everything else doesn't matter. If my image collapses, just collapse."

Looking at Fury who "gave up treatment", Zhang Fan couldn't help but laugh for a while, then forced himself to stop and asked jokingly:

"Mr. Director, I guess that in addition to your personal hobbies, you are also here to observe and evaluate my danger level, and maybe you also have the intention of warning me. But I didn't expect that the subsequent development direction of the matter would be so magical. I don't know what you think. Is it necessary to take immediate coercive measures against me?”

"Young man, don't speak so aggressively. Since you already know my judgment, why bother trying to push against me, an old man? After all, your Uncle Charles and I are of the same generation, so give me some face."

Fury turned his head back, grasped the steering wheel again, and began to speed up the car. He drove a "taxi" with the feeling of a supercar, full of passion, but the words that came out of his mouth were still as cold as ice:

"I can not get angry at the ignorant ridicule of an ordinary taxi woman; I have extraordinary power that can destroy the city, but I don't regard ordinary people as ants, and my mentality is relatively peaceful; I have a common language with Coulson, which allows him to take the initiative Remind you, although it was after you initially gained my approval

That's enough, Dr. Banner, well, I mean that big green monster, you can stay by your side temporarily, as long as you can restrain him and don't let him hurt anyone, in this matter, God SHIELD has your back. The military, especially General Ross, has no control over it.

Congratulations, you are about to gain regulatory control over a nuclear weapon named Hulk, becoming one of the more than ten countries in the world that possesses nuclear weapons, and your military strength exceeds that of more than 100 countries and regions around the world. "

Zhang Fan was speechless and secretly wiped his sweat: "The way you praise others is so special."

Fury turned around, and a smile appeared on the dark "fat woman" face, looking a little proud: "I am the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., not a hypocritical politician. Naturally, I know how to get along with superheroes. I Heroes with strong consciousness love humor."

"I bet Coulson is more popular than you and has more friends than you."

After hearing Zhang Fan's words, Fury silently glanced at Coulson again, made an extra note for him in his mind, and said calmly:

"The director of SHIELD does not need friends, he only needs his subordinate Coulson. The suggestion you just made is good. I will implement it within SHIELD after I go back. I will personally set the questions for the annual comprehensive quality inspection of agents." , if you fail to get demoted or reduced in salary, they will definitely be very grateful to you."

The innocent Coulson was once again on the receiving end of the gun. He almost cursed him. This braised egg with a black face and a black heart was trying to trick him to death.

"Will I still be able to make friends in SHIELD in the future? This is a big question."

At this time, the "taxi" arrived at the beach, and Tony's villa was not far ahead. Fury pressed a button, and the front and rear doors opened automatically. He turned back again and said:

"I still have something to do, so I won't go in. You can walk the rest of the way on your own. Also, Principal Zhang Fan, please remember that we are always watching you. There won't be another Coulson to remind you next time."

Zhang Fan's face twitched and he emphasized uneasily: "Can you let a real beauty look at me? I'm worried that I will have nightmares at night."