Hogwarts on the tip of the tongue

Kuku, Kukukuku~

At this moment, Hermione Granger heard a strange sound coming from beside her.

When I turned around, I realized that it was the culprit. I saw that the white-haired dumpling was biting his sleeve hard at the corner of his mouth, trying desperately to suppress a smile. His eyes were narrowed into slits with joy, and his whole body was covered in laughter. Trembling.

If Elena remembers correctly, even in the original book, Hermione rarely got an advantage when facing the eccentric and imaginative Luna Lovegood, not to mention that she was now facing The right ones are two players who rely purely on intuition.

Obviously, for Elena, it was really interesting to see Hermione who had no choice but to compromise.

Elena Kaslana

Hermione raised her eyebrows, she knew what this guy was laughing at.

She wants to be a big sister. In this case, don’t blame her for not caring about the plastic friendship between best friends.

"By the way, I just learned that Elena, your birthday is September 25th."

Hermione suddenly paused when she said this, and glanced at a certain white-haired dumpling who was watching the fun with a half-smile.

"I remember that some people seemed to have said before that you only turned 11 this year. Although I don't know how you got the notice, but to put it this way, our eldest sister in the first grade has just turned [-] now."

"Ahem, cough, cough, that's the end of this topic."

Elena was anxious, so she picked up a grilled sausage and stuffed it into Hermione's mouth, blocking the girl's words directly in her throat. She coughed lightly and said quickly to Hannah and Hermione with her face straight. .

"Speaking of which, we have to discuss the new version of the Quibbler later. Although I have already talked to Luna a little bit before, I only said a general direction. Without any surprises, the four of us will be responsible for this in the future. One or two content sections of a magazine. In other words, one of the chief editors.”

"As the editor-in-chief of the content section, aren't we just submitting articles?"

Hannah didn't react, and Hermione on the side had the same surprised look in her eyes.

For them, running a publication, even if it is just the lowest-ranking entertainment weekly in the wizarding world, is a very exciting leap forward. At least until now, no first-year students have been able to do it.

"Of course we will continue to write the manuscript on the history of magic, but in our spare time, we will also be responsible for reviewing and arranging some content in the new version of The Quibbler. As for the reason?"

Elena shrugged and pouted towards the staff seat with a relaxed expression.

"To put it simply, Hogwarts decided to inject funds and play devil's advocate, so this publication is now considered half a school magazine. Of course, the content that this publication is supposed to carry naturally needs to be updated and iterated to a certain extent."

From a distance, Mr. Lovegood seemed to be having a "friendly" discussion with the Minister of Magic.

Well, although judging from Cornelius Fudge's awkward yet polite smile, it might not be that pleasant.

After all, few people are faced with questions such as "Are you really a Goblin Killer?", "How does the Ministry of Magic plan to deal with the counterattack of the Black Palice group?", "Whether it is considered to introduce a group of Veela from Bulgaria to solve the single ratio in the magic world?" You can still stay calm when dealing with strange questions.

However, Albus Dumbledore, who was sitting not far from the two of them, did not come out to smooth things over. Instead, under Madam Pomfrey's gaze, he silently poked at the boiled potatoes on his plate, with a particularly melancholy expression on his face.

It is foreseeable that in the next week or two, his recipes will not be too good, especially when Hogwarts is facing a comprehensive renewal of dishes. As the principal of Hogwarts, he is in various situations. Surrounded by the tempting aroma of delicious food, Albus Dumbledore couldn't even leave the table early.

The only thing that gave Dumbledore some comfort was that since the little girl Elena wanted to choose "revenge", then Gellert Grindelwald, as the mastermind, was probably not much better, and he had a companion.

While Dumbledore was thinking this, he subconsciously looked towards the end of the staff table, and happened to see a certain evil first-generation Dark Lord openly taking Professor Quirrell's food for himself, and his poor dark magic The defense class professor could only eat those tasteless white water potatoes. You must know that waste is not allowed even at the teacher's desk.

This this

The bitterness in Dumbledore's heart grew a little more. It was so difficult.

Ignoring the life worries of a certain centenarian and the anger in the heart of a poor tool demon, Elena withdrew her gaze, turned to look at Hannah and Hermione, and continued.

"I have done some research before, and there is currently no professional journal on food in the wizarding world. Playing devil's advocate wants to seize business opportunities in a market with a solid purchase intention. This kind of field that no one has ever entered is undoubtedly the most suitable. . So I am honored to inform the three of you that you will be the first batch of special food reviewers to be the naysayers. With the photos of the dishes that may appear in future issues, we can bring joy to countless people."

"Eh, commentator." Hannah blinked, raised her hand weakly, and said with some hesitation, "Can I understand that in the future, in addition to tasting the food, I will also have to write about my impressions after eating it?"

"That's right, you can just write a thousand or two thousand words every day, and it doesn't need to be too much. Don't worry, Naysayer will pay you royalties from now on, based on the price of a top reporter at the Daily Prophet."

Elena nodded happily, showing a devilish smile.

"If the daily dishes are not enough to write about, I will also make some experimental dishes to help you complete the task."

Test dishes

The smile on Hannah's face completely froze, and she suddenly recalled the stewed herring with Marmite sauce she had just eaten the day before yesterday. The terrible smell still lingered in her body, as if it was food from the devil.

At the same time, the expression on Hermione's face, who was trying hard to chew the sausage, was also dull. Her two little wings looked at each other blankly, as if they were under a petrification spell, as if they were communicating silently.

"As for you, Luna." Elena turned her head and looked at Luna Lovegood, "As we have discussed before, you will serve as the Quibbler's commissioner in Hogwarts, responsible for overall control of the magazine. Keynote, as well as a series of tasks such as photo shooting, news interviews, after-sales service, sales Q&A, etc. As for beds, don’t worry, you can choose from the common rooms of the four colleges.”

Guacridine.

The cutest fat chickens in the world, remember to give Elena a refill~