Those years in Konoha

Masanlang also laughed and said, "What's the problem? There are a group of beauties staying overnight in the Sanxian Temple, waiting for me to summon them. pb"

After saying that, Masaburo clapped his hands three times.

In the pilaster on the west side, footsteps were heard immediately, the bead curtain was raised, and four beauties in light gauze came out one after another.

I guess, it turns out there is a beautiful woman hiding in the mansion.

Zhang Tianci was surprised, but put on a sly smile on his face as he looked at these four beauties. Among these four beauties, two were the beautiful door gods seen during the day.

However, during the day, they are somewhat fierce and heroic. But at this time, they dressed up and showed off their daughter's charm. To be able to train a girl from the mountains like this, Wutong Shen must have put in a lot of effort.

Four beauties saluted in front of the banquet, and after receiving a blessing, they immediately spun away and began a singing and dancing performance.

The strange thing is that when the two beautiful door gods saw Zhang Tianci, they were not angry at all, and seemed to have completely forgotten the unhappiness they had felt during the day.

"The flower house is infinitely beautiful, the spring breeze is like the spring work. A hundred years of laughter and wine have been the same. The sheng blows the phoenix's whisper, the skirt is dyed with pomegranate red and lives deep in the five clouds, the brocade quilt is calm. How to get out of the cage. Penglai people If you don't come, it will be difficult to get rid of clouds and rain."

What surprised Zhang Tianci even more was that the songs and dances of these village girls did not have any flavor of village girls, but they were full of the style of ancient brothels.

The lyrics are full of provocation. They may seem sophisticated, but in fact, they are extremely dirty. The beauty of the flower room is infinitely beautiful, the music is played by the young phoenix, and the skirt is dyed pomegranate red. It refers to the little things between men and women, which are completely uncovered.

There are few people in Penglai, and it is extremely evil. The Three Immortals Temple is Penglai, and ordinary people cannot go here. Therefore, the God of Wutong can rest assured and "it is difficult to suffer from clouds and rain" with these beauties. pb

The obscenity of Wutong can be seen from this.

When the song ended, the four beauties stepped aside.

Boss Wei raised his glass and asked Zhang Tianci: "What do fellow Taoists think of the song and dance just now?"

"Okay, okay, so few Penglai people come here, everything is hard to come by, haha." Zhang Tianci admired the beauties in front of him wantonly, drank a glass of wine in one gulp, and said: "They are all village girls nearby, right?" The gods took great pains to train them, so that they can sing and dance with exquisite talents, which is amazing."

Boss Wei smiled and said: "How many times in life do you have to drink and sing to enjoy yourself in time, so that you can live up to this wonderful life. I don't hide it from fellow Taoists, these beauties were all conquered by our brothers. Fellow Taoists are young and have neat tails. But I don’t know how good the kung fu is on the handle.”

Zhang Tianci laughed loudly and said, "I have also studied Baopuzi."

Most people couldn't understand what Boss Wei said, but Zhang Tianci did, so he answered like this.

The "tail" that Boss Wei mentioned refers to the whisk used by Taoist priests, and the handle, which is the handle of the whisk, is a stick. When Buddhism and Taoism were fighting in ancient times, the monks made fun of the down-and-out Taoist priests. When they met, they would say this: "Hey, your whisk is beautiful, but I wonder if the handle of the whisk is strong." Therefore, the handle of the whisk was also used as a place between a man's legs. stupid thing. Asking you how you feel about your quiver is asking whether some of your functions are powerful. In the novels of the Ming and Qing Dynasties, you can often see the word "鈈伟", which refers to that thing.

Zhang Tianci said, I have studied Baopuzi. What do you think of my kung fu? Baopuzi is a book written by Ge Xianweng, the founder of Gezaoshan. This book contains a large number of male and female dual qi techniques. , which teaches people to cultivate both yin and yang, was later attacked by other sects, saying that this is not called holding a Puzi, but should be called holding a wife.

The apprentices of Ge Zaoshan always come out in pairs. For example, Xu Sen and Hu Ke are a loving couple. This kind of affection may have something to do with Baopuzi. While studying Baopuzi and practicing at the same time, can you not be in love?

When Boss Wei heard this, he was even more happy. He pointed at the four beauties and asked: "Sure enough, we are from the same Taoist group. Haha, which one of our fellow Taoists have you chosen? Just say, I will let her take good care of you."

Zhang Tianci glanced around and asked, "Can I only choose one?"

Boss Wei was stunned for a moment, then pointed his finger at Zhang Tianci and laughed, saying: "Taoist friend has a huge appetite, how could he want to take these four beauties into his arms?"

"It seems that Brother Wei can't bear it, haha." Zhang Tianci also laughed and said, "I'll take a look first and then choose one."

Boss Wei nodded and waved his hand, signaling the beauties to continue singing and dancing.

The beauties twitched, looking at Zhang Tianci with flying eyes, doing their best to tease.

Zhang Tianci, however, lowered his head to eat the vegetables, picked up a piece of roast chicken, tore it into pieces, and fed it to Su Su.

Su Su probably disliked Wutong Shen's wretchedness and filthiness, so she refused their food and shook her head slightly with her mouth closed.Although Su Su lost her human form, her heart remained unchanged.Even if Wutong Shen was a serious person, Susu would not eat in front of them.

Zhang Tianci had no choice but to give up and throw the roast chicken to the fire fox.

Masanlang looked at Susu, then at the fire fox, and asked: "Fellow Taoist, you brought two foxes with you, do you want them to cultivate into human form and stay with them day and night in the future?"

Zhang Tianci's heart skipped a beat, and he nodded and said, "That's what I meant. I wonder if Brother Ma San has any advice. Life is short, and I'm worried that in my lifetime I won't be able to see the day when they become adults."

Wutong was also cultivated by monsters. Maybe they had a quick method. So, Zhang Tianci was not ashamed to ask.

Ma Laosan looked at Su Su and Huo Hu and said, "There is a way, but it requires an opportunity. This opportunity is difficult to find."

"What kind of opportunity is needed? Please give Ma Sange some advice." Zhang Tianci asked hurriedly.

Ma Laosan drank a glass of wine and said: "Have you ever heard that if you are destined to enter the Ten Demon Bureau, all the spirits can become Buddhas instantly and take on human form in an instant. But this Ten Demon Bureau is very difficult. It’s hard to bump into her.”

"Excuse me for being ignorant and ignorant of the Ten Demon Bureau. Dear gods, can you explain it to me in detail?" Zhang Tianci asked thoughtfully.

Boss Wei laughed and said: "This is not a secret. How come fellow Taoists don't know if they are all focusing on Baopuzi and specializing in shackles?"

"Hahaha" Ma Laosan and Niu Wulang slapped the table and laughed, laughing hard.

The four beauties who were singing and dancing couldn't help laughing, and even their dance steps were messed up.

Zhang Tianci smiled sarcastically, cupped his hands and said: "Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, it is knowing. I am indeed shallow, with eyes like blindness and ears like deafness. I have never heard of the Ten Demon Game. Please give me some advice. ." See more prestige official account: hhxs665