Naruto: Haruno Sakura's Heroic Story

Kisame over there didn't know what medicine he had taken wrongly, picked up his shark muscles and rushed towards Uchiha Itachi.

Sakura here put one hand on her ear, and with the other hand she took out a cone from somewhere and put it in front of her mouth...

At the same time, he turned his face towards a deserted place while carrying Uchiha Itachi and Kisame's direction.

"Hello, viewers, this is Konoha TV's midnight news program, and I am your favorite host, Sakura."

Sakura said and cast a wink at the air.

At this time, the Third Generation sitting in the Hokage's office shuddered. Sakura randomly chose a direction, and it happened to be the direction in which the Third Generation's telescope was observing them.

"Now I have an urgent message for everyone, please look behind me." Sakura licked the cone in her hand, which melted, and then pointed it at Uchiha Itachi and Kisame.

"A burly and fierce man is attacking an innocent, lovely, weak and beautiful young man."

Jam, Kisame's feet staggered, and he almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, he waved his sword in time, which allowed him to regain his balance.

But Sakura always felt that he was looking at her as if he wanted to come up and stab her twice. Is it an illusion?

But Sakura's position was very clever. She was hiding behind Uchiha Itachi. If Kisame wanted to beat her up, he would definitely not be able to get around Uchiha Itachi in front of him.

Kisame took a deep breath, then hesitated a little, and finally decided to rush towards Uchiha Itachi.

"The ferocious ugly man and the graceful beautiful boy, these are the beautiful boy and the beast." Sakura quickly licked the cone twice, and then casually continued to explain in an unknown direction.

"We have no way of knowing the cause of the matter. However, according to the information provided by an unnamed super invincible beautiful girl, the dispute between the two is probably a relationship dispute. The ugly man has been shouting Why don’t you love me anymore? If that’s the case, I will make sure you never forget me.”

There was a whooshing sound in the air, and Sakura quickly flinched her neck, and a kunai flew past her scalp...

Sakura turned her head and looked at Kisame and Uchiha Itachi. The kunai flew over Itachi's body first. The guy must have seen it. He didn't even know to help block it.

You are cold, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable, are you worthy of our friendship of more than ten years wearing a pair of crotchless pants?

After Kisame threw a kunai at Sakura, his castration remained unabated. He waved his Samehada, jumped into the air with his feet, and rushed towards Uchiha Itachi.

"Good, good, beautiful skills. Even though that ugly man has a sinister eyebrow, a deer head, and rat eyes, his face is hateful, but his skills are very dexterous."

"I saw his legs tightening and suddenly exerting force. He jumped up suddenly, used the evil dog trick to grab the shit, coughed into the shit, and rushed towards Uchiha Itachi."

Kisame, who was in the air, suddenly became unstable and fell to the ground.

"Hey, are all the ninjas in Konoha Village like this?" Kisame yelled at Itachi. He has always believed in killing people if they can do it. He has never seen such an attack method.

The third generation covered his eyes with his hands in the Hokage's office and couldn't bear to look. Although ninjas don't mind using any means, the third generation always felt that Sakura had discredited the word ninja.

As for Uchiha Itachi, he closed his eyes and was silent for a while, "...I don't know that guy. The two of us just met by chance on the road."

After saying that, he turned slightly to make way for the rail transit.

Sakura licked the cone slightly, then looked at Uchiha Itachi with a confused face and naturally hid aside.

Well, although her purpose was to prevent the battle from happening, her plan did not include Uchiha Itachi standing by and watching.

Kisame glanced at Uchiha Itachi, then walked past him without any scruples, exposing his back to Itachi.

The level of trust between these two people has exceeded the limits of each other's camps.

Damn itachi, isn't he going to help and say a few words of kindness?

I still praise you as a handsome young man.

Sakura had already finished licking the creamy ice cream on the cone, and was nibbling on the crispy skin of the cone.

Well, the crispy crust is still chocolate-flavored

Click, click, Sakura quickly ate up the crispy skin, and then licked all around her mouth, and then shouted at Kisame, "Kissame, you are not going to die soon, but you don't know it yet. Do you know, Are you going to be in trouble soon?"

This is what Sakura came up with after thinking about it for almost a whole day...

She can't escape with mouth, so find someone who can escape with mouth, and imitate it.

In her impression, celebrities from various countries in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms would say this before trying to deceive others.

xxx, you are in danger and will be taken away soon.

Or bow three times to the other party, and then say when the other party asks why, you are already a dead person, if I don't pay my respects now, maybe I won't even find your bones after a while .

To sum up, the general meaning is that the words are not shocking and endless, first use the worst result to scare the other party before speaking.

And this trick is very easy to use. It works almost every time. At least in Sakura's memory, I saw that others use it all the time...

And next, she just needs to wait for Kisame to ask what do you mean?

Sakura can then follow Kisame's words and continue to fool him.

Sure enough, the corner of his mouth opened and he said to Sakura...

"Go to hell you"

Damn, this is not what I planned.

Kisame waved his hand and threw out a large number of shurikens towards Sakura, then kicked off the ground and used the hungry dog ​​move again... The super invincible beautiful girl jumped towards Sakura.

The third generation in the Hokage's office immediately sent a message to Haiichi in the command room below. Haiichi received the instructions and immediately put on the amplification helmet and sent the message to Jiraiya who was still some distance away from Sakura.

Jiraiya's location is far away from Sakura not only to avoid Kisame's detection, but also because this is almost the maximum range of Haiichi's telekinesis technique, and Haiichi has extended the range of the technique so far , at this time, the telepathy technique can almost only convey messages to one person.

As for the news Haiichi sent to Jiraiya, it probably means that based on your judgment, take action to stop Kisame before Sakura is seriously injured. .

Jiraiya got the news and immediately rushed towards the direction where Sakura and Kisame were fighting, and then stopped when they were still more than 200 meters away.