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Life is not only about the things that are in front of you, but also about unexpected surprises. please()

Zhang Wei is green. Yes, that's right, he was cheated on by the woman he loved. With a petty bourgeois sentiment, he came back from out of town one day early and wanted to surprise his girlfriend. However, in the rented house, he felt real damage and critical hits that ignored defense.

If he was simply a cuckold, Zhang Wei might have figured it out. After all, he had just entered the company as an intern, and now he was often sent out on business trips by the company. His girlfriend stayed alone in an empty room for a long time, so it was understandable that he couldn't hold back the silence. What Zhang Wei couldn't figure out was that she had clearly made a mistake, so how could she slap herself with confidence? Then, like a torrent, she listed all the bad habits and cowardice of Zhang Wei and her in the two years since they had known each other. The scolding is not worth it. Did that woman change her soul? Possessed by someone through time? Obviously not long ago, when Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and prepared a limited edition LV bag for her birthday, the woman had no words to boast about how hard-working, enterprising, handsome and promising Zhang Wei was. How come these words turned into... Being content with the status quo and not striving for progress makes women feel insecure and have a very diaosi temperament. Fortunately, at least she couldn't deny that he was handsome.

In the first three years of Zhang Wei's school, not only did flowers bloom, he was considered a school hero. He played the guitar well, and he could recite a song affectionately when nothing happened: "Gently I left, just as I left lightly." Come lightly..." Or, a song with great emotion: "I have a house, facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming..." The youthful temperament is undoubtedly displayed, and the little girl will like it.

However, this is of no use. In society, you should be a grandson or a grandson. Your boss will not give you a salary increase because you know "Facing the Sea, Spring Flowers Bloom", and your girlfriend will not give you a raise because you know "Farewell Cambridge". To give you a good face, you have to work hard to prove your economic value, otherwise, you will be regarded as Xu Zhimo or Haizi, and they will feed you "fired" and "cuckold" you.

I got slapped in the face at 9:30 in the evening. I left the door at 10:16. It is now 4:52 in the morning. Zhang Wei is pulling his suitcase alone. He doesn’t know how long he has been walking, and he doesn’t know where he has gone. However, cars occasionally appeared on the originally empty road. Zhang Wei listened to the roar of the engine and suddenly felt that the surroundings were very noisy, and he was very tired and wanted to be quiet.

Wanting to be quiet is a technical job that requires an environment. First of all, you need to find a place that matches Jingjing. At five o'clock in the morning in Akita, it was still dark. Zhang Wei looked at the dim street lights and saw a long bridge not far away. No one was without a car. He thought this place was nice and suitable for quietness, so he dragged his suitcase there. Bridge, sitting on the stone guardrail of the bridge, lighting a cigarette, looking into the distance with unfocused eyes, looking decadently and lonely into the distance, leaving aside the confusion and pain in his heart, at this moment Zhang Wei looked very young. Son.

But if you want to be quiet, you really need to look at the place. You said you were sitting on a bridge guardrail in the dark before dawn. Isn't it easy to get into trouble? According to "Murphy's" law, Zhang Wei is destined to have misfortune come singly today.

The guardrail of the bridge is not too wide, only as wide as a finger. Sitting on it will inevitably be a bit uncomfortable. The weather in early autumn is a bit cold. After sitting for a while, Zhang Wei felt a little numb in his buttocks, so he walked from the side of the bridge. Guardrail stood up, ready to relieve the discomfort coming from his buttocks.

But at this moment, he was a little lost. He didn't notice that in the darkness, a thin figure silently approached Zhang Wei, who was standing on the bridge pier and thinking about life. The black figure was already very close to him. In the vast night, he only heard a "woo" sound. The sound of wind blew through the air, and Zhang Wei suddenly felt a sharp pain in his buttocks. He lost his balance and began to lean forward. Zhang Wei tried his best to lean back. Just as he struggled to move his center of gravity, As he turned from leaning forward to leaning back, a urgent cry came from the darkness.

"Young man, grab the broom."

In the darkness, Zhang Wei didn't see anything. He only felt that his back was poked by a hard object. His center of gravity, which had finally been tilted back, was suddenly pushed forward by a strong force. Feeling that his body had become airborne, Zhang Wei knew that he was helpless. Fortunately, there was river water below, otherwise he would have died if he fell from such a height. Using the light of a car passing by the bridge, Zhang Wei finally saw the culprit who pushed him off the bridge. A cleaner in his seventies, with a wrinkled face looking anxiously down the bridge. .

Falling into the water is really no joke. You know there is water below. No matter how high you jump, will the water slow down your power to seek death? wrong! Not to mention it’s too high. The five-meter springboard. If you hit the water on your face first, the crisp sound will make your face swell up like a steamed bun. If the platform is over seven and a half meters, haha... even if you don’t faint, it’s okay. The perseverance is amazing.

Like Zhang Wei, who fell from a nine-and-a-half-meter-high bridge and hit the water with his face first, death is unlikely, but fainting is inevitable. Before he lost consciousness, he vaguely heard the cleaner shouting, "Die, die!"

This made Zhang Wei very angry. He was about to ask the person he met, "We have never met each other. How much hatred and hatred do you have to kill me?"

But before he could speak, his vision went dark and he lost consciousness.

In a daze, Zhang Wei heard a clear and sweet woman speaking in his ear, "Physical assessment - very weak, mental assessment - super weak. It cannot meet the minimum requirements of the Elf Heart, and can only perform the most basic transformation."

"What the hell, who's talking? Are you talking about me? Who are you?"

Before he could finish complaining, the voice of Elf Heart rang in his mind, "Error, an error has occurred! Due to the poor overall physical fitness of the host Zhang Wei, the basic transformation cannot be completed, and only the slow-release transformation can be carried out. The slow-release transformation is in progress..."

This time his own name appeared in the other party's words. Zhang Wei said, "I'm in a trough. Are you done yet? Just now you said you're weak. What do you mean by being super weak? Now you're saying it's too bad. You The emotional intelligence of such a person is worrying. Hey, since I'm so bad, you should hurry up and find an athlete to complain about, don't you bother me."

While Zhang Wei was complaining secretly, he suddenly felt a sharp pain all over his body. This pain was not the pain of a knife or a needle, but an unbearable pain from the inside out. It was an unbearable feeling. To describe it in words, his skin seemed to be constantly burned by fire, while his muscles and internal organs seemed to be clamped by countless vises at the same time, constantly tearing and turning, and the bones all over his body seemed to be constantly being moved back and forth by countless small files. Grinding, Zhang Wei only had one feeling at the moment, that he wished he was dead.

Zhang Wei didn't know what it was like to go down to the eighteenth level of hell, but the severe pain coming from his body made him feel that it was nothing more than a mountain of swords or a pan of oil.

Perhaps this pain was only for a moment, but Zhang Wei felt as if a year had passed. As the pain in his body slowly subsided, Zhang Wei heard the sweet voice again: "The slow-release transformation is completed, host Zhang Wei The initialization task test is about to be carried out. Since the host fails to meet the minimum requirements for boarding in the 'Elf Heart', it can only carry out the life skills task test. Two life skills, 'Tailor' and 'Dance', are randomly awakened. Explanation, as the saying goes, 'Food can be done' If you don't eat, your clothes will have to be beautiful.' As an elf who loves beauty by nature, if he can't sew a set of exquisite clothes for himself, he is a dwarf, a filthy goblin, and the most rubbish existence in the world. As the so-called 'World Tree' The most devout prayer is to perform the most beautiful dance for Artemis.' Although the host is a human, as a noble elf inheritor, dancing should become an instinct. Next, a test task will be released. please……"

"It hurts me so much, who the hell are you and what are you going to do!" Zhang Wei started shouting angrily.

The voice said with a disdainful tone: "Vulgar human beings, if I hadn't come to this time and space and been deposited in the mud at the bottom of the river, do you think I would choose a weak guy like you as a host? People like you are among us The planet is simply a heresy that taints beauty and is an existence that has been eliminated. You..."

"Hey, hey, you're almost done. I can't even eat now, and I'm so pretty, and I still pray devoutly. Brother, I believe in RMB now. I can't understand what you're saying. I know I'm ignorant. Mo, I can't meet your requirements because of my clumsiness, so go find someone else to cheat you out of money, don't waste your time on me."

"Is the host sure?"

"Uh, wait, did you take out my kidney or something?" Zhang Wei's eyes were now dark, and he couldn't help but think of the blindfolded method used by criminals selling human organs in the news to remove kidneys, and then thought about it. The pain in my body just now made me a little scared.

"Is the host sure you want me to leave?"

"Tell me who you are first, and why are you talking to me? Where are you? Why can't I see you? What did you just do to me?"

The voice did not refuse to answer Zhang Wei's series of questions and said: "My name is 'Elven Heart'. It is a sacred object of the Elf clan. It is responsible for inheriting all the skills of the Elf civilization. Due to a world-destroying battle, Several forbidden curses broke out at the same time. I traveled through time and space from our world to the earth, and I have been deposited in the soil for more than 10,000 years. If it weren't for the fact that there are no elves on this planet, and such a long time has passed, do you think I would choose you? Is such a weak human being a host?

It's normal that you can't see me. You haven't even done the most basic elf transformation now, so of course you can't see me directly, so we can only communicate in this way. And you are only communicating with me as a soul now. Your consciousness has not yet awakened and you are in a coma.

As for the changes in your body, because your body is too weak to withstand the elf transformation, I had to give you the lowest-end slow-release transformation. Even so, your weak body could barely resist it, and you were in severe pain. , as for your dirty kidneys, do you think I would care about it? But since you have resisted the pain, it will naturally be good for you. Now you have begun to gradually transform into a half-elf body, that's it. "

"Coma? Half-elf body?" Zhang Wei was a little confused and asked: "What is half-elf body? How did I become comatose?"

"A half-elf body is a body that has both human and elf characteristics. To put it simply, you can master various skills of humans and elves at the same time. However, these skills are difficult to reach the heights of pure humans and pure elves. This has nothing to do with blood. It has something to do with it. The principle is complicated and you don’t understand it even if I tell you.” Elf Heart still looked arrogant, and then said: “By the way, I remember you asked me to leave your body just now, are you sure? ?"

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