Elf plug-in

It was a new day. It was already nine o'clock in the morning when Zhang Wei woke up. He didn't even bother to wash his face, so he turned on the computer to check the data of the video he had uploaded. Mobile version m..

The square dance instruction video has less than a thousand views, and there are very few comments. The results are dismal. However, the results of the teaching video of "Pure Land of Bliss" made him full of confidence in completing the "upgraded dance assessment task". On yk alone, the teaching video of "Pure Land of Bliss" has more than 6,000 views and hundreds of comments. Article, with this kind of playback volume, the task after four days is definitely stable.

Turning the mouse wheel, Zhang Wei looked at the comments under the video. Some were ridiculing, some were praising, some were insulting, some were trolling, and most of them were trolling.

In addition to the same criticisms as the old tunes, there are a few others that left a deep impression on Zhang Wei.

"I really want to see this little brother wearing women's clothes and dancing to "Pure Land"."

"A man, be a little tough. If you want to save face, don't push back..."

"By the way, this guy and that tall guy danced together. I think this guy and that tall guy didn't dance very well, and they weren't able to let go enough."

"This boy dances so well. I wonder if he can dance other dances. Brother, it's so professional to create a teaching series."

No matter the other messages, Zhang Wei's heart skipped a beat when he saw this last message. For him, dances such as "Luo Li", "Seaweed Dance", "Mereke", and "Seve" are really not difficult now. It may not even take an hour to make such a teaching video, which is still a plus. The process of his learning, but these dances are useless. According to the standards of the Elf Heart, these dances only have the simplest movements, which are not enough to meet the assessment standards of the Elf Heart, so these dances may be popular, but It was of no use to him.

After a simple wash, Zhang Wei started wandering around. It didn't take long for him to lock in the dance of the song "bang bang". The lyrics of this song may seem extremely bold, but it has heavy sexual implications, but in fact it is the same. A feminist song with an explosive rhythm. If a woman dances, it often shows the wildness of a woman's body, with a different kind of allure. But when a man dances, it focuses on showing a sense of power. It can be said to be a dance song suitable for both men and women.

After a short period of study, Zhang Wei mastered the key points of this dance, so the second dance instruction video was completed and uploaded at noon. After dinner, Zhang Wei couldn't help but start looking for other popular dances on the Internet. In addition to "mr.dj" (mouth-wiping dance), "Learning to Meow" and other dances without "experience value", Zhang Wei found another The three dances that suit him very well are "Something" and "Kiat Jud Da", which are not too difficult. They are simply a kind of weird-looking dance, but they are very interesting and easy to learn, although Zhang Wei already knows this dance. The dance will not bring him "experience points", but he still wants to record this dance. The remaining "move something" and "kiat jud dai" are also dances suitable for men, with a certain degree of strength and The sense of speed is a little bit more difficult than "seve" and "mereke", so I think it can add points to your mission.

After the recording of the three dance teaching videos was completed, Zhang Wei realized that it was already dark outside. When he looked at the watch, it was already eight o'clock in the evening. Zhang Wei was a little dumbfounded. According to his plan, he would finish sewing at least twenty pairs of trousers today, but there were only four hours until the end of the day, but he forgot that there was still a "tailoring task" waiting for him, and when he wanted to start sewing the trousers quickly , only to find that his stomach was "gurgling" and churning from time to time. Only then did he realize that he had even forgotten to eat while recording the video.

The first time Zhang Weizhen did one thing without sleep and food was in the first year of high school. At that time, he was crazy about model airplanes. In order to save money to buy spare parts for model airplanes, not to mention his usual pocket money, he even paid for breakfast and dinner given by his parents. He was frugal to the extreme, causing his academic performance to plummet, and he also lost more than 20 pounds due to hunger, making him look like a stick. Later, his parents confiscated all his aircraft carriers in anger, and insisted on it every day. Taking him off school and giving him meals made Zhang Wei feel really embarrassed. This prevented him from falling deeper into the "magic pit" and returning to student life. Zhang Wei really could not have imagined that after so many years, he would be so obsessed with online teaching videos that he could even ignore important matters of life and death.

"No, online video teaching is poisonous. Don't be addicted. Today's three videos are the last teaching videos before the task is completed. Even if I throw up in the next few days, I have to finish the 'tailoring task' first, otherwise I will die. It’s decided.” Zhang Wei made up his mind in a cold sweat.

With a bowl of instant noodles and two bottles of Red Bull, Zhang Wei decided to burn the midnight oil and return to the "robot" state of a few days ago.

It is much easier to cut men's sports shorts than T-shirts, and in order to save fabric and reduce the difficulty, Zhang Wei even spares no sports hot pants for girls. When the men are tired, he will do the two alternately. Working hard like this, at dawn, Zhang Wei completed a total of 23 pieces of men's sports shorts and 25 pieces of women's sports hot pants. Overnight, he reached the amount of T-shirts that took a day and a half to make, and the quality was also reached. Twenty-two pieces, the yield rate reached nearly half, which Zhang Wei himself did not expect.

In my sleep, the elf heart arrives as expected...

"Congratulations to the host, you have once again exceeded the 'dance assessment task'. So far, the host has danced "Thirty-two Steps of Square Dance", "Pure Land of Paradise", "bang bang", "move something" and "kiat jud" "dai"'s five dances were approved by a total of 4,768 people, and "722 people" did not meet the dance evaluation standards, so they are no longer included in the statistics. At present, the host has completed the 'upgraded version of the dance assessment task', It has reached the two-star difficulty standard and is about to complete the three-star difficulty. Will the host upgrade the assessment difficulty again? If the host completes the three-star difficulty assessment standard, after the assessment task is completed, there will be a big reward waiting for the host. ." Elf Heart tempted Zhang Wei with a seductive tone.

"Upgrade again? Come on, this upgrade almost scared me to death. I don't want to be excited...Hey? Wait, what did you just say? What does it mean that you are about to complete the three-star difficulty? You might as well change this difficulty Tell me about the settings." Zhang Wei subconsciously wanted to reject Elf Heart's temptation, but suddenly realized that Elf Heart's words seemed to contain important information.

Elf Heart said: "The 'Junior Dancer Title' has a one-star level of difficulty, and the person being assessed's dance must be recognized by a thousand people and praised by a hundred people within a month; a two-star level of difficulty, the person's dance must be recognized by a thousand people and praised by a hundred people within a month. 2,000 people approve and 200 people praise; 3-star difficulty, 5,000 people approve and 500 praise within a month; 4-star difficulty, 10,000 people approve and 1,000 praise within a month; 5-star difficulty level difficulty, which requires the recognition of 100,000 people and the praise of 10,000 people within a month. Please note that if the person being assessed accumulates the recognition of 100,000 people and the praise of 10,000 people for all dances in a month, he will complete the five-star difficulty. You can directly upgrade to the title of 'Super Dancer' and receive huge rewards."

"The three-star difficulty is approved by 5,000 people and likes by 500 people. Now I am less than 200 people approved. Doesn't it mean that I can complete the three-star difficulty in seconds? This is a deliberate gift. Isn't it stupid to refuse?" Zhang Wei's mind was spinning, and Ma wanted to agree to upgrade the difficulty level, but as he spoke, he was cautious and thought of another question, asking: "If I upgrade the difficulty level, will the 'Tailor Assessment Task' also be upgraded accordingly?"

"Of course, the three-star tailor's task is to complete 500 pieces of high-quality clothing and five pieces of high-quality clothing within a month." Elf Heart said confidently.

"..." Zhang Wei was silent for a long time and said, "I have a saying about Ma Mai Biao. I don't know whether to say it or not."

Elf Heart said: "Don't think that I don't know that you are swearing."

"You are wrong. I don't want to scold you. If you can appear in front of me, I promise not to beat you to death." Zhang Wei was very calm.

"why?"

"I'm sorry, when you asked me to do the three-star difficulty mission just now, why didn't you say that the 'tailoring mission' also requires an upgrade? Isn't this obviously a trap for me? Fortunately, I'm smart, otherwise I would really agree to upgrade. I'm exhausted these three days and I can't finish more than 300 pieces of clothes. Then when the assessment task is over, I'm dead." Zhang Wei roared loudly.

Elf Heart's tone was still calm and said: "Stupid humans, when the 'assessment task' was released, 'dance' and 'tailoring' were bound together. Do I need to say this? If it is a single assessment task, then what is in front of me is This level is too simple, just like giving out benefits, so what kind of assessment is it? Although I know that your brain capacity is insufficient, I would like to trouble you to use your brain occasionally, okay?"

"Damn, this level of difficulty is pretty simple. Do you think a normal person would sew hundreds of pieces of clothing in a month? Even a black-hearted factory wouldn't be so ruthless."

"Haha..." Elf Heart smiled contemptuously and said, "Do you think that normal person can sew hundreds of pairs of underwear in ten days? How dare you say that?"

Zhang Wei was angry and said: "You didn't force me to do that. If I could sew a hundred evening gowns in ten days, I would have become Giorgio Armani long ago. If I could sew a hundred evening gowns in ten days, I would be like Giorgio Armani." You’re grinding your teeth here.”

“Who is Giorgio Armani?”

"A master of fashion design."

"You? A costume designer? You are also an apprentice now. If I hadn't set up a slow-release half-elf body transformation for you and passed on your tailoring and dancing talents, do you think you could learn tailoring and dancing in just a few days? Do you want to dance? Can you make a face?"

"..." Zhang Wei suddenly felt that Elf Heart's speaking style was a bit weird. It seemed to be closer to the language habits of today's humans than the Elf Heart he met back then, so he paused the ongoing topic and asked: " By the way, your speaking style now is a little different from when you first appeared."

The heart of the elf immediately stopped following Zhang Wei's leaping thinking, and calmed down for a while before saying: "What's so strange about this? I have a strong learning ability. Since you are my host now, I naturally have to learn more to communicate with you. A suitable expression.”

"..." Zhang Wei was silent for a while again and asked: "Will you start to use foul language after a while?"

"..." The elf was silent for a few seconds, and then said: "I really want to cut open your brain and study your brain circuits. Your thinking span is a bit big."

"It's over, let's talk about it. It's typical to learn well in a lifetime and learn badly in a second." At this moment, Zhang Wei thought of the international students in the school. The first Chinese language they learned when they came to Huaxia University was often to greet each other's family or friends. Vocabulary related to reproductive system...

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There were a lot of things at work today, so I had to work overtime for a while. I apologize for being late.

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