Naruto: Hundred Flowers Niandi

"Huhu never thought that I could force even the third Tsuchikage to retreat, and I almost died at your hands today."

Perhaps Mei Ling was so excited that when Chiba Mai struggled to take off her "breasts" from Mei Ling's chest, her whole little face turned red, whether from suffocation or embarrassment.

After escaping from her chest, Chiba Mai quickly jumped to the window and breathed in the fresh air.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Makoto, I'm too excited." At this moment, Mei Ling realized that she had almost killed Konoha's genius lolita unintentionally. She hurried over and caressed Chiba Maki's back. Apologize.

"It doesn't matter, at least, I'm still alive." After finally taking a breath and the redness on his face dissipated, Chiba Maoi waved his hands, left the window, sat down on the chair, but his eyes unconsciously glanced at the person who had just narrowly escaped death. The part where I was escaping, I thought to myself: Fortunately, this wave is not a loss.

"Here, drink some water and feel better." Mei Ling quickly brought a glass of water and handed it to Qianba Zhenyi to make up for the "mistake" just now.

"Um, thank you." Noticing that Mei Ling poured the water from the kettle on the table, Chiba Mai took the cup but didn't drink it. Who knows if drinking water that has been stored for three months will cause diarrhea.

"By the way, Meiling, did you come to me today just to tell me about your plan to retire?" Putting the water glass aside, Chiba Mai picked up the comb, arranged the hair that Meiling had kneaded into a ball, and asked casually.

"Ah, if you didn't tell me, I almost forgot." Mei Ling suddenly realized. She fumbled around in her pants pocket for a long time, took out three things that looked like coupons, and handed them to Chiba Mai.

Chiba Mai was combing her hair. She couldn't take any action, so she leaned closer and looked over with squinted eyes: "Ichiraku Ramen is open for free."

"Yes, there is a ramen shop opening today, this is Ichiraku Ramen. The owner of this shop, Ichiraku Tate, got these free coupons in order to attract customers. As a merchant in Konoha, I got three of them." Mei Ling smiled and shook the three free coupons in her hand and explained.

But soon, she curled her lips and said, "I originally planned to eat with him, but he had a temporary mission."

"But it's okay. I heard that you are back, Zhenyi, so I came to find you." Mei Ling hugged Qianba Zhenyi from behind and said with a smile: "It's 10 o'clock today, let's go together, Zhenyi."

"Okay, I never refuse a treat, not to mention it doesn't cost money. Let's live in poverty together." Chiba Mai picked up the red magatama headband and tied up her high ponytail, and turned around gracefully.

Then, looking at the three free coupons in Mei Ling's hand, she asked: "By the way, there is one more. Do you have any friends to invite?"

"Everyone is either on the battlefield or has other tasks." It seems that she can't eat ramen with her dear Anata. Mei Ling still complained: "It's a pity that this coupon is not only valid for that day." "

"Meiling, do you know that you look just like a resentful woman now?" Chiba Mayi teased with a smile.

"Humph" Mei Ling tilted her head, with an expression that said, "I'm not paying attention to you anymore."

"Calm down, the ramen shop won't run away. Maybe it will still be there when your child grows up. There will be opportunities in the future," Chiba Mai comforted in a funny way.

"But, dear, we still have friends, don't we?" Chiba Zhenyi rolled her eyes and thought of someone: "And when it comes to harem women, I have a candidate here."

"Hmph" Seeing Chiba Mai mention those four words again, Mei Ling snorted coldly again, almost having a bottle of oil hanging from her mouth.

"Who?"

"Dong dong dong Kushina-senpai"

Half an hour later, Chiba Mai and the pouting Mei Ling knocked on the door of the golden glitter and blood red pepper love nest.

"Here we come." After an energetic reply, the clattering footsteps got closer and closer.

"Click" the door opened, and what came into view was a head of fiery red hair and a surprised face.

"Meiling Mai, why are you here?" Uzumaki Kushina said in surprise, and then her eyes brightened, pulling Chiba Mai's arm and walking into the room, saying excitedly: "I heard about it, Mai-chan You even defeated the third Tsuchikage? Tell me, how did you do it?"

"Uh, Kushina-senpai, can we talk about this later?" Chiba Mai was pinned down on the sofa by Uzumaki Kushina, but she was not here to tell stories, so she quickly explained: "Kushina-senpai , we are here to invite you to eat ramen. If you have any questions, let’s talk while eating later, okay?”

At this time, Mei Ling, who followed the two of them into the house with a smile, took out the three free coupons for Ichiraku Ramen and handed them to Uzumaki Kushina: "That's right Kushina, let's go eat ramen together."

"Ramen Ichiraku just opened today" Uzumaki Kushina took the coupon and looked at it.

"Yes, it's free," Chiba Mai said seductively, "Besides, Minato-senpai is not at home, so Kushina-senpai is bored by herself, right?"

"Damn little sun" After hearing Chiba Mai's words, Uzumaki Kushina's vitality turned to resentment in a second, muttering hatefully, and the three coupons in her hand instantly deformed.

"Kushina, don't worry about those men. Today is a women's event. Let's turn grief into appetite." Mei Ling persuaded with concern from the side.

The two were of the same age and both were "harried wives", so they seemed to share the same problem. Uzumaki Kushina probably saw the shadow of the same kind in Mei Ling's true eyes, so she nodded vigorously.

Watching the exchange between the two, Chiba Mayi actually felt some kind of heaviness that she couldn't understand, and had to complain in her heart: I just went to eat ramen, why don't you be so tragic?

It is said that the average lady is very angry when going out, but for a lively type like Uzumaki Kushina, who also has "grievance", it is obviously a different matter.

They left as soon as they could, and after a brief tidying up in three to five minutes, the three of them went out and headed for Ichiraku Ramen.

Soon, they arrived at the Ichiraku Ramen shop where a small queue had already formed. Although it was still early before the start time, people always flocked to the free stuff.

Idle is idle, the three of them also obeyed the rules and lined up silently.

As time passed by, a long queue formed behind the three of them, but later everyone was forced to deliberately leave because of the vague "grievance" on Meiling and Uzumaki Kushina. The distance allowed Chiba Mayi to avoid the crowding situation she was originally worried about.

The clock in the store points to 10 o'clock, and Ichiraku Ramen is officially opened.

The musician, who is only 26 or 7 years old, started to get busy. Due to the preparation in advance, the speed was very fast, and there were not many people in front of him. After sending away the first few customers with rave reviews, he finally got there. It's the turn of the combination of "the harried woman" and Lolita.

"Boss, here are ten bowls of tonkotsu and barbecued pork ramen." As soon as she sat down, Uzumaki Kushina placed her order very boldly.

The young musician was stunned for a moment, and there were also bursts of exclamations from behind the three of them.

"Although the coupon issued to this guest states that he can eat for free, if he orders and cannot finish his meal, he will be permanently refused service." A musician explained seriously.

"Don't worry, I won't embarrass you. Since I ordered it, I will definitely be able to finish it." Uzumaki Kushina seemed to really intend to turn her "grievance" into appetite, and said with a slap on the table.

"Okay, what kind of flavors do you two want?" The musician responded with a slight twitch in the corner of his mouth.

"Just give me a bowl of miso barbecued pork ramen." Although Meiling said she wanted to turn her grief and anger into appetite, she was still a little bit cautious about her food intake and did not risk being blacklisted by the store.

"Um, Zhenyi, what flavor do you want?" Mei Ling handed the menu to the right.

"Bring me a bowl of miso barbecued pork, too." She took the menu but didn't read it. Chiba Mayi and Mei Ling ordered the same flavor.

"Three guests, please wait a moment."

"Kushina, can you really finish it?" Mei Ling looked at the bowl on the counter, which was not too small, with some worry.

"Meiling, don't worry!" Uzumaki Kushina seemed to have started to burn.

Chiba Mayi is not too worried. Hinata Hinata, the "Hokage Big Eater", can eat 46 bowls. The small 10 bowls should not be a big problem for Kushina. After all, it is not like a family does not enter the same house.

Soon, three bowls of ramen were served. In order to avoid affecting the taste, Kushina Uzumaki naturally made 10 bowls of ramen while eating.

Probably because he heard Mei Ling call out Mai's name before, and because Chiba Mai's name is now well-known in Konoha Village, Ichiraku seems to have guessed that the genius special jounin who is less than 11 years old is sitting in his bed. store.

I saw him suddenly approaching Qianba Zhenyi and whispering: "Is the guest the same Qianba Zhenyi?"

"Yes, it's me." Although she was a little surprised, Chiba Mayi didn't mean to hide it and admitted it very honestly.

"Oh, it's a great honor to come to this shop. I have a heartfelt request. I wonder if you can agree to it." Kushina had already finished one bowl, and after a musician brought the second bowl over, she added another Come over.

"If you're sorry, boss, please tell me first." Chiba Mai looked at Ichiraku in surprise.

"That's it. I would like to ask you to be the spokesperson for our store."

"Ahem." Chiba Mai just put a mouthful of noodles into her mouth. Suddenly she heard the word "endorsement" and almost choked to death. She breathed hard and relaxed, and looked at Ichiraku's eyes, which became even more strange. : "Why do you want me for endorsement?"

"Because you are very similar to the shop. You are young, sharp and aggressive. The most important thing is that your strength is the same as my ramen, both are very good." Ichirashi said very seriously.

"Well, I'll think about it." Chiba Mayi was stunned, and an advertisement slogan came to mind: Hello, big scum, I am Chiba Mayi, Ichiraku Ramen, a new version of the ship that has never been seen in the past seven years, and it is in great demand. It’s the [-]rd hour. Satoko is the same as me and loves Xiang Jie’s ramen.

"Of course it's not without compensation," a musician said with a smile: "As long as you endorse the store, you can enjoy free treatment in the store for life."

"Yeah, I agree." When she heard that the endorsement fee was free for life, Chiba Mayi immediately nodded without hesitation. Even if she really wanted to say "big scum is good", she would have accepted it.

"Boss, hurry up and get up there." Over there, Uzumaki Kushina had finished her second bowl, stacking the bowls together and urging.

"Let's talk in detail later." Ichiraku quickly turned back to Kushina.

"I heard it all." Mei Ling came over quietly, looked at Qianba Zhenyi and said in a low voice: "You will make a lot of money now, thanks to me for bringing you here. Tell me how you want to thank me."

"Uh" Chiba Mai thought for a long time, but couldn't find any good way, so she had to ask tentatively: "How about I go to your store later and buy a few more boxes of ninja tools?"

"Who wants to make money from you?" Meiling curled her lips in disdain, then said with a bad smile: "Tonight, I want you to sleep with me, no objections."

"Ahem" Chiba Mai felt that sooner or later she would choke to death on this bowl of ramen.

I don't know whether it was due to choking or thinking about some scene. Chiba Mai's face turned red. After relaxing for a while, she pretended to be calm and said: "Don't think I just push the quilt when I sleep."

"Don't worry, even if you kick up the ceiling, I won't dislike you." Mei Ling swallowed the last bite of barbecued pork and said with a smirk.

"Boss, next bowl"

The two of them have reached a py deal here, but on the other side, Uzumaki Kushina's appetite has just begun.