I'm dying in Marvel

In Ultron's office, Joss and the others were watching an image displayed by Ultron.

In the image is a middle-aged man wearing a suit, with slightly white hair on his head, a pear-shaped body, a broken belly, and a melancholy expression all day long, all of which tell the story of a frustrated man who can be seen everywhere. of office workers.

The video of Ao Chuang shows his daily life. He was insulted by his superiors in the company and ridiculed by his new subordinates.

In addition to many years of work experience, I don't have a little bit of ability to show off, and I often can neither help my subordinates nor complete the work of my boss.

Perhaps it is such a frustrated work life that has brought him an extremely unpleasant personality.

When there is nothing wrong, he will find trouble and scold the newcomers. Watching those who graduated from colleges and universities at least five levels higher than himself being scolded by him until they dare not raise their heads, I finally feel a sense of satisfaction and accomplishment in my heart. .

It's hard to say whether his life like this is his own fault or the influence of the environment, but in any case, he is now just a disgusting and greasy middle-aged man who everyone hates dogs and dogs.

It seems that every company and every position has one or two such people. There may be some differences in age, but overall they are a group of people who are unable to improve themselves, but always put on an air of seniority to embarrass others. Just a fool.

However, when the video time jumped to these two days, everything became different.

No longer deliberately do boring things to waste the time of subordinates, no longer deliberately find faults with newcomers, and when encountering unreasonable bosses, they will smile and reason with each other.

All kinds of changes are like changing people. If Charles sees it, he will definitely suspect that someone has done something to his spiritual world.

That's not to mention, he usually has nothing to do after returning home, and now he is starting to study on his own. Although he can't see the results in the short term, there is no doubt that his future life will be much better than the current one.

"What you are seeing now is an insurance company employee who has been our member since three days ago, Marshall." At the end of the film, Ultron's voice rang out at the right time.

"After becoming our member, his work efficiency has increased by 70.00%20.00, and his business income has increased by [-]%[-]. As for your so-called friendship that cannot be quantified, it is meaningless, but the number of conflicts between him and the people around him is completely zero recently. .”

After introducing the office workers, Ultron did not wait to see Tony's reaction, but released more images again, casually pointing at one of the bald men who looked about 60 years old.

"Tom, this is a 23-year-old programmer. After becoming our member, his code accuracy rate doubled directly, and the time spent fishing at work was reduced by more than 90.00%."

"Salesman Baker, the performance of these few days is almost as high as that of the previous month."

"Two words in three weeks, a writer can write at least eight chapters a day."

"There is also Amigo. His delivery speed has increased by 20.00% these days, and his service attitude has also greatly improved his reputation. The market has expanded by five percentage points compared with before."

"Doris, the restaurant worker at the restaurant in the South Parking Lot, she hasn't looked like a booger in food since she joined us."

As Ultron introduced them one by one, the faces of Tony and the others became more and more weird.

What he said are not top secrets, they only need to investigate the truth afterwards, so Ultron will definitely not lie to them, nor will they fabricate some fictitious data.

But if you just acknowledge the other party's achievements like this, it always feels like something is completely lost.

"Okay, stop thinking about your meaningless nonsense, you humans are always like this." Suddenly Ultron slapped the table violently, interrupting Tony's thoughts.

"In my opinion, your concerns, your morals, and your ethics are all meaningless things. Obviously you also know that the optimal solutions to many things are out there, but you do it because of some meaningless things. Instead of using it, you turn to something even stupider."

When Ultron stood up, the aura of indifference and arrogance to all life on his body was released again, reminding Tony and the others how terrible this existence was.

Combining the wisdom of Tony and Bruce, with the help of the top artificial intelligence Jarvis, and the slimy creation of Ultron by Joss, its strength is no joke.

Originally, today I just came to inquire about the enemy's situation, not to fight, let alone discuss the three views between humans and robots with the other party. Everyone naturally knew that there was no need to annoy him here.

All the people present were smart people, even if no one made a sound, they all came to similar conclusions. The tense atmosphere suddenly eased, Ultron looked around and nodded in satisfaction and sat down again.

"Anyway, that's it. If you want to come and have a look, I'm very welcome to become my member, but if you want to stop my park plan, then I will"

"Okay, needless to say, as long as you don't cross the border, we won't care about it." Joss directly interrupted Ultron's words, as if he didn't want to hear what he wanted to say.

With his current physical way of thinking, his words after "just" are not normal, so it's better not to listen.

And to be honest, Tony and the others haven't thought of a question, but Joss has already guessed something in advance.

Well, if there is a fight with this Ultron, Joss has every reason to believe that the other party will take out a thing that is more real and concrete than his Amazono Sword and slap everyone present frantically.

In order to prevent that horrible situation from becoming a reality, Joss decisively gave up.

With him taking the lead, Tony and the others couldn't say anything more, although most of them felt that it was not sensible to fight alone in the enemy's base, and they still wanted to discuss it after going back.

But in any case, the matter of Ultron has come to an end for the time being. The two sides verbally agreed on a non-aggression treaty and then left.

Although Joss saw Ao Chuangsai give a senior membership card to each of them, he didn't intend to reveal the matter.

"Sure enough, I'm more normal, alas." After silently putting away the super membership card in his hand, Joss strode away from Ultron Paradise.

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