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The fifth floor of the special teaching building of Nibi City Trainer School.

The heels of his shoes collided with the tile floor, and Jing Ming gradually approached Room 503, Teacher Bonalit Hilt's office.

The reason why it is Room 503 is not accidental, because originally this office did not belong to Teacher Hilt, but to another female teacher.

But Teacher Hilt used various reasonable methods to turn Room 503 into his own dedicated office.

The reason is

In winter, Room 503 faces away from the cold current blowing through Nibi City, so there is almost no sound of snow and ice hitting the glass; in summer, the natural wind from Nibi Forest is neither too strong nor too weak, which is very pleasant.

Moreover, Room 503 is not far from the toilet and the stairs, so there will be no peculiar smell and will not be affected by the sound of going upstairs.

As soon as he reached the door of Room 503, Jing Ming glanced at the brown door in front of him, and subconsciously glanced at Nidolan on his shoulder. The two sighed silently, and there was only one meaning in their eyes. If it is not necessary, , I really don’t want to step in.

Although Jing Ming knew that his idea was rude, in fact, Teacher Hilt was indeed a humanoid rational version of Gyarados.

Just as he was about to raise his hand, he heard louder and louder sounds coming from the door:

"You know what, Lester, that's actually a feasible idea. It's a great idea. Would you like some chocolate?"

"Bonalit, how many times have I said, please don't treat me as your experimental subject. Give your chocolate to your Bobo... Phew... And your tone can... Don’t make it look like I’m a Meowth Pokémon that just learned how to use the toilet, thank you.”

"No. Although both your and Meow's achievements are worthy of praise, I have to say that Meow is better. However, in the spirit of unity, I will give you the answer you have been waiting for. , I agree, congratulations."

"I'm so...honored, huh..."

砰

The door was opened fiercely and then closed with a bang. A short, fat man wearing black glasses covered his forehead with a hopeless expression and trembled all over. He took a deep breath and murmured to himself. The coming out:

"Why isn't he dead? Why is he still alive? Why can he still get married when he's like this..."

Jing Ming silently looked down at the wall as if he hadn't heard anything. After the man named Lester left, he gently knocked on the door and said, "Teacher Hilt."

"Kuga. There are shoe covers, hand sanitizer, and germ remover for your Nidoran at the door."

From behind the door came Teacher Hilt's rollicking voice with a conglomerate accent.

"Elf ball, or..." Jing Ming hasn't finished speaking yet. Nidoran glanced at the door, floated directly from his shoulder to his waist, and then returned to the Poké Ball.

The red eyes that glanced at the door must have been a white eye if Jing Ming understood correctly.

He took a deep breath, washed his hands with hand sanitizer, then put on his shoe covers and walked in.

Behind the brown door is a rectangular office nearly the size of two living rooms.

There is a ping pong table on the far left. At this time, there are two Bobo standing on both sides. Their sharp bird eyes collide and they hit a yellow ping pong ball back and forth with two pairs of brown wings.

bang bang

The ball speed is quite fast, and it may even be better than professional table tennis players.

This is the small result of Professor Hilt's positive encouragement method that makes Bobo fall in love with playing golf. Bobo plays table tennis, and Bibi Bird and Bi Diao use various heavyweight balls to play golf.

It is said that his Big Eagle can hit home runs at will with a steel ball.

Jing Ming only recently learned that Bonalit Hilt is a professor of Pokémon behavior.

One of his achievements was getting a Kodak to beat the master of Pokémon Chess in the world.

He turned his eyes to the right. The monkey monster who smoked e-cigarettes often went crazy and was a monkey-like fighting Pokémon. Casey, who was watching videos on his mobile phone, looked like a fox-like super Pokémon and was particularly afraid of people...

The monkey monster with red eyes and a long tail took a puff from the e-cigarette, puffing away the e-cigarette with enjoyment, without even looking at Jing Ming.

Next to it, Casey kept wiping the corners of his eyes with tissues, staring at the screen of his phone without blinking. As his long tail swung, tears streamed down his face, and he let out choked whining sounds from time to time.

Further to the right is a normal office scene, with a solid dark brown desk, various analysis reports hanging on the wall, and the Pokémon Preface series meticulously and neatly placed on the bookcase according to sequence time.

At this time, Teacher Hilt was sitting at his desk in a black suit, typing on the laptop keyboard with his fingers and muttering to himself:

"At one point fifty-three minutes and four seconds in the afternoon, Leicester's temper broke out again. The interval since the last outbreak was one month, three days, twenty-seven minutes and nine seconds.

iing. The curve is gradually rising. Oh, I really want to know his recent diet and the rules of his estrus life.

Could it be that because he stayed with the female Pokémon for a long time, the male hormone was abnormally secreted but could not be released and decomposed. Over time and the combination of diet and coffee, he turned into a hysterical mania."

He raised his eyebrows again, "Wait a minute, Lester also has the power of a male, psychological stimulation, plus he likes papaya and wine, which are rich in estrogen-like hormones. Maybe wine and papaya, Hao The force turned him into a neurotic woman."

Jing Ming was lucky that Lester was not present at this moment, otherwise it would be really hard to predict what would happen next. He moistened his lips and was about to speak when he saw Teacher Hilt looking over:

"Jiuga, how do you think about my suggestion? Since the gems between Xuanla's eyebrows and chest can store ice energy, we can definitely talk to a Xuanla and let it give up its gems, and then... ..."

Jing Ming quickly interrupted this person's words, "Actually, regarding the storage and control of ice energy and cold air, my Nidoran can completely avoid this. There is no need for the body to be in direct contact with ice energy and cold air."

"iing." Teacher Hilt stretched out his hand to signal Jingming to pause.

"Bobo, stop; Casey, mute your phone; Monkey, don't make any noise when you smoke." As soon as he stretched out his hand, the whole room suddenly became silent.

"Good." Teacher Hilt threw out four pieces of chocolate. The two Bobo fluttered their wings, the monkey monster jumped up, and a blue light flashed in Casey's eyes before they each took the chocolate into their mouths.

He nodded with satisfaction, then turned to look at Jing Ming with an arc at the corner of his mouth, "If you are dissatisfied with your boyfriend or girlfriend in the future, I recently invented a Pikachu positive correction method that can make them better. good.

Trust me, a slight electric shock..."

At this moment, Jing Ming was secretly glad that he didn't have a girlfriend, otherwise he might have wanted to stuff her into a drum washing machine and smash her into pieces.