Konoha's strongest substitute user

When the patrol team reported, they had never seen a person who could spit out dozens of detonating charms after a bad meal, and they had never seen anyone who was OK after being blown up by their own vomit for five minutes. Same situation.

"A strange person, Kujo Tosei, you are such a strange person." Tsunade sat on the edge of Tosei's hospital bed and held her forehead: "Geniuses today are different from those of our time. You can cause trouble even if you vomit. You are really a strange person to make such a big noise."

Saying it three times in a row fully proves how much headache Tsunade has on this matter. They were all caught by the patrol, and they had to maintain the image of Kujo Tosei. The only explanation to the outside world was that Kujo Tosei was practicing and did not pay attention to controlling his strength.

Tsunade's impression of Kujo Tosei was not bad, so she was very patient: "Since you agreed to cooperate with the village publicity, you should at least pay attention to your own image. You are not required to be as outstanding as the Fourth Generation. At least don't do this. It’s a shameful thing.”

"Tsunade-sama, you are wrong to say that." Dongxing is most afraid of this aspect when accepting this task. To be honest, in terms of acting, Dongxing belongs to the open-mouthed and staring school. His body movements are okay, but when it comes to expressions, either Without management, or opening your mouth and staring, it is very torturous to let yourself play the image of "the hope of the village" and "a young expert with high qualifications".

Dongxing decided to try to persuade Tsunade: "Let me tell you, the current idol cultivation has long been out of fashion for mysterious characters or perfect characters. The kind of weird people who don't poop and only eat sweets for three meals a day. The only favorite fruit is strawberries. The style of painting is outdated. Today’s idols are all about being down-to-earth. They must be either cute or cute. It’s best if they can pick their noses and moan at the same time. If they are not cute, they must at least be prostitutes. , today’s CP, tomorrow’s matching partner. Even the aloof male god has to pay attention to contrasting cuteness. It’s really trivial for me to do this. Isn’t it just finding a corner where no one is and vomiting myself? Who hasn’t? When you have a bad stomach”

"you shut up"

"I'm closed, you said."

The teacher has never said before that this guy is so good at talking.

Tsunade felt a headache. No one had dared to be so noisy in front of her in the past. If Jiraiya, the only one, dared to make her unhappy, he would have punched her long ago. But this one was different. The publicity was half done. In the future, What does it mean that the Godaime Hokage beat up the Konoha hero?

Resisting the desire to hit others, Tsunade pressed her temples: ""

What am I going to say?

Dongxing reminded me very discerningly: "You asked me to pay attention to my appearance."

"Shut up." Tsunade was afraid that Dongxing would talk about such a lot of things that she couldn't understand: "The village will not restrict your diet, let alone stop you. In short, you can just live as before."

"I understand, can I be discharged from the hospital?"

"At least one day of hospitalization for observation. The vomit will explode. Who knows what your situation is and whether it will relapse." Tsunade, who had already checked Dongxing's physical condition and found nothing abnormal, still forced Dongxing to be hospitalized.

Seeing Dongxing's constipated look, Tsunade stood up and said, "There is another person who wants to talk to you later. He is a powerful person in the village. He may have a serious personality. You'd better pay attention."

Who is the most powerful person?

Dongxing nodded: "Oh"

Tsunade finished her words and left the ward. Wen Qiang walked to the door and gave Dongxing a meaningful look.

As soon as the front foot left, another person came in along the way.

It turns out this is the person with the real power that Tsunade was talking about.

Danzo Shimura.

"Kujo Tosei" Danzo pulled out the chair Tsunade was sitting on just now and sat on it.

If Tsunade's position just now was relatively "close" to the hospital bed, it would be the distance that a visitor would maintain to show concern and be willing to help the patient. So the distance between Danzo and his chair was obviously alienating, and he couldn't reach the distance between him and the hospital bed.

Although Dongxing didn't have a good impression of Danzo, it was completely justified. Even if he completely let go of the fight, Danzo would never be able to keep him if there was a trap. As for the most powerful illusion, Dongxing felt that he would not be hit if he was prepared.

Although he didn't know what Danzo wanted to say, Dongxing still nodded: "It's me."

As the boss of the Roots, or to put it bluntly, he is the head of the secret service, Danzo is naturally very good at observing words and emotions: "You seem to be very wary of me."

The roots led by Danzo are buried deep down, and even the high-ranking Jonin in the village and the heads of the big families have little knowledge of this department. As the leader of the roots, Danzo's other parts other than his name and appearance are either kept secret or the information is out of date. A young ninja who has just joined the village, even if he shows a little understanding of himself, is absolutely suspicious. As long as it is suspicious, it will be treated as a real deal.

With a simple question, Danzo already asked a lot of twists and turns.

Whether Dongxing knew what Danzo was, from the moment he met Danzo, the tone of the conversation was set for Dongxing.

"Tsunade-sama said you are a high-ranking figure in Konoha." He must not reveal that he knows Danzo. Dongxing hinted that he must change his expression of Danzo's attitude from another direction, from another direction.

Danzo casually expressed his doubts about Dongxing: "You don't look like you are nervous about the higher-ups. Besides, if you don't have bad intentions for Konoha, why should you be afraid of me?"

from another direction

"Because you are ugly and look like a seriously injured person who will return to the west in the next second. Your hair style is particularly ugly. You are also the leader of Konoha, and Tsunade is much more pleasing to the eye than you."

The words that were hidden in my heart came out.

Dongxing saw Danzo's expression getting more and more strange, and his voice became softer and softer, but he had no choice but to say it all in one go.

Danzo's eyes twitched.

Forget it, this idiot probably doesn't know the basics: "What did you do by the river today? Don't talk nonsense. The village needs a clear explanation. Is there any danger? Is it related to your ability or the substitute?" related"

In the name of investigating this incident and preventing danger, they came to investigate my information, which is quite impressive.

Dongxing is not sure why Danzo came to have such contact with him in person. Logically speaking, this guy shouldn't be good at causing mischief in secret, so it would be too strange just to ask himself these questions: "This time it is because I am trying to develop When an accident occurs while performing a new ninjutsu, something that causes an explosion will be spit out."

Yeah, Ninjutsu can explode, it makes sense, right?

Danzo nodded seriously: "In the future, when developing new ninjutsu, you must report it to the village in advance. If you make such a big noise, the village will have to deal with the aftermath. The village's finances are not very good recently, so don't increase the burden on the village. Also, you must pay attention to what Tsunade said about your image."

Dongxing didn't take it seriously, Tsunade didn't even say it was necessary, why are you so lenient?

"The ceremony related to the succession of the Hokage will be held soon. Even if you want to develop ninjutsu, it is best to calm down for a while before that." Speaking of the ceremony of the succession of the Hokage, Danzo's expression was a little too serious: "You I have only joined the village for a short time, and I still have to be responsible for the following publicity tasks so that I can take care of myself."

After Danzo finished speaking, he shook off his sleeves and left.

Not long after leaving, Dongxing got the documents about his role in Konoha's succession ceremony.

After arguing for a long time, Danzo came to find out his attitude towards the newly appointed Hokage, so his sentence "Tsunade is much more pleasing to the eye than you" really hit the mark.

I should be considered a minor figure in Danzo's eyes now. I came here in person because of my added value, such as the right to speak that will continue to rise in Konoha, and as a substitute.

Dongxing suddenly remembered that the most coveted thing about him was probably this substitute who could inherit.