Marvel Naruto Crusoe
Chapter 1 Crossing is also traffic jam?
Chapter 1 Is there a traffic jam when traveling through time?
As an ordinary otaku, Zhang Lan is very satisfied with the status quo.
He has just graduated a year ago, and although he is single, he owns his own translation "company" - even though he is the boss, he is just one person.
During the day, he worked diligently on his job - subtitle translation.He is a genius and can speak four languages: Chinese, Japanese, English, and Hokkien.
At night, he transformed and became a great online writer. Although he was not famous, he believed that this was only temporary.
He is a passionate man with ideals and ambitions.
Occasionally, when he has free time, he will play small games to relieve his fatigue.
Therefore, Zhang Lan is very satisfied with his ordinary life, and he refuses to travel through time.
The cause of the matter lies in his little hobby of playing games to relieve fatigue.
Zhang Lan likes to play small games, especially those that have just been released and are not played by many people, because that way he can lead some of the less advanced rookies in the early stages of the game, and then ruthlessly ravage them, fully motivating them to recharge. after desire
——Delete the game and play the next one.
After all, as a young entrepreneur and writer, he disdains paying money to play games. This is entirely because he thinks it is shameful for RMB players to disrupt the balance, not because he has no money.
Then after Zhang Lan deleted a mini-game again, he found a game called "Naruto World Travel" in his spare time. What attracted him was not only the weird name, but also the short game introduction: Want to understand what the world of Naruto looks like?Click to enter and take you through.
Just from this introduction, Zhang Lan concluded that the developer of this game must have too much money. Do you have a big game with only 2M of memory?
Out of curiosity, Zhang Lan downloaded the game. After opening the game, her phone's screen suddenly went black. She thought it was out of battery, so she plugged it in to charge. After a while, the phone's screen didn't light up before she realized what was happening. I downloaded a mobile phone virus.
While feeling annoyed, a piece of text slowly appeared on the black screen of the phone——
* - * - * - *
Want to understand the meaning of life?Want to live more excitingly?
YES/NO
* - * - * - *
Zhang Lan said that this so-called game must be a prank, or a prank by a person who likes the novel Infinite Horror. As a joke, he pressed "YES" with his thumb, and then, He discovered a terrifying thing. His...his phone interface...turned into...a flashing battery.
This is the charging interface of Zhang Lan’s mobile phone.
"It's so boring. There are people playing such tricks?" Zhang Lan was still complaining, but he didn't notice that the battery of the mobile phone in his hand rushed from 0% to 100%. The charging process seemed to have no intention of stopping. Zhang Lan's family's Like the [-]-meter dash, the electricity meter ran out of steam in the blink of an eye. It exploded, followed by the mobile phone in Zhang Lan's hand.
Zhang Lan, who was the first to suffer, was naturally the first victim. At the moment when he lost consciousness, he had only one thought - did the "Sanxin" company also have a military factory specializing in the production of bombs?
Zhang Lan also got his wish and made the headlines of major newspapers. The content is as follows——
【A man in XM charged Sanxin mobile phone and caused an explosion】
【Sanxin mobile phone explosion power hits new high】
【Sanxin mobile phone, the "fighter" in mobile phones】
......
Of course, Zhang Lan had no chance to see these, and he had no time to care about it at this time. He found that he still had some consciousness, but it might be a concussion, because he felt that there was a voice in his head that kept talking.
"Dip, the host has been detected and meets the conditions. System authentication is in progress... System authentication completed."
"Drip, activate the one-time traversal system, target: Naruto"
"Hey, we encountered an unknown obstacle. The new route is being planned... The new route has been planned..."
"Hey, we encountered an unknown obstacle. The new route is being planned... The new route has been planned..."
"Hey, we encountered an unknown obstacle. The new route is being planned... The new route has been planned..."
"Hey, we encountered an unknown obstacle. The new route is being planned... The system energy is insufficient to log into the world of 'Naruto'."
"Hey, the emergency system mechanism is activated, and the target world is randomly selected..."
"Drip, the target has been confirmed - 'Marvel'"
"Hey, we have arrived at Marvel. The one-time travel system is self-destructing... The self-destruction is complete, please give the host new instructions."
At first, Fang Zhang Lan thought he had a concussion, but then he realized something was wrong. Baidu said that a concussion would only make a "buzzing" sound, and it was impossible to form an orderly paragraph of text. At this time, he Realized a question - is...whiteness wrong?
After thinking wildly in his mind, he felt that his body was very tired due to the long "traffic jam", and he felt that he needed a good night's sleep.Suddenly a gust of cold wind blew, causing his body to tremble before he regained consciousness, and a musty smell penetrated his nose.
The drowsiness dissipated instantly.
"It's so cold and smells so bad." Zhang Lan opened his eyes and wanted to stand up, but found that his body did not obey his commands, or in other words, his body could not complete the instructions given by his brain.
Zhang Lan blinked and looked down at his body. This action, which was usually very simple, now felt like he had exhausted all his strength and was very laborious.
Zhang Lan saw her naked body, young limbs, and the undeveloped little Zhang Lan.
"What's going on? Why have I become a baby, or a naked baby?" Zhang Lan was very confused at the moment.
After calming down for a long time, Zhang Lan gradually accepted the fact. He looked around and knew the source of the stench that had been entering his nose.The smell of a trash can is naturally not pleasant.
"What the hell is this? Is it the 'system' that I heard just now?" Zhang Lan speculated wildly.
"Hey, the host's current situation is indeed caused by the system." A plain voice sounded in Zhang Lan's mind.
"Who? Who speaks? What system?" Zhang Lan thought to himself. After all, he was still a baby, and he could only speak the tones of a, o, and e.
"Drip, hello host, the system is answering your question."
"System? What system? Where did it come from? Where are you going? How many people are there in the family? How many people are there in the family? Uh...huh?" Zhang Lan replied to this paragraph in a contemplative manner.
"Hey, the full name of the system is 'Naruto World Travel System', which is simply called the system. It came out from the place where the system was manufactured, and the original goal was to go to the 'Naruto World', but it stayed in 'Marvel' because of insufficient energy. The system has no home. So there are no family members or fields." The system answered seriously.
"Naruto World Time Travel System? Naruto World Time Travel System? Isn't that a prank by fans of 'Infinite Horror'? Isn't it? Damn... System, did I time travel, right? Or did I go to Marvel?" Zhang Lan asked in horror.
"Hey, yes, the host's current location is 'Marvel'"
"Let me digest it..." Zhang Lan's mind was a little confused and he needed to calm down.
After a long time, Zhang Lan still couldn't straighten out his thoughts, but the cold wind told him that he had more important things to do now.
"System, why did I turn into a baby naked and appear in the trash can?" Zhang Lan needed to understand her situation.
"Hey, the system energy is insufficient to create more conditions for the host."
"Insufficient energy? Why is there insufficient energy?" Zhang Lan said he didn't understand.
"Hey, the system encountered unknown obstacles many times during the journey. After many turns, the stored energy was not enough to reach 'Naruto', so the 'Marvel' world was randomly selected. Currently, there is only 1 energy point left."
"Encountered obstacles many times? Turned many times? Insufficient stored energy? Are you stuck in traffic and running out of gas? If you have no energy, how about recharging? Do you want to add gas?" Zhang Lan was already a little crazy.
"Drip, warning, the system is about to shut down due to insufficient energy, take emergency measures."
"Hey, the novice gift packs are being distributed. The novice gift packs are being distributed... The novice gift packs have been distributed."
"Drip, release the novice mission."
******
Efforts before becoming an adult: Please recharge the energy for the system before the legal age of the host, so as to meet the system start-up conditions.
——Current Completion: 0/100
——Mission Reward: Adult Gift Package*1
******
"Hey, the system energy has been consumed and the system is shutting down... I wish the host a long way to go."
"Hey, the system is shut down."
What the hell?Zhang Lan still has a lot of questions to ask about this so-called system, but it turns out that this is just the beginning, and the system is directly blocked?
Zhang Lan didn't have time to complain, he just felt a bunch of information stuffed into his mind, including the basic seals of Ninjutsu, the application of chakra, the seal sequence of the Three Body Jutsu, etc.
The baby's body was already fragile, and it had been shivering in the cold wind for a long time. It was already exhausted. This pile of information was stuffed into the brain, and the spirit became even more exhausted. The slightly numb body was suddenly hit by a huge pain. Come on, just like the last straw, Zhang Lan fainted immediately.
When Zhang Lan woke up again, no one knew how long it had been. Fortunately, he woke up not in a trash can, but in a baby cradle, bathed and fragrant.
Seeing no one around, Zhang Lan didn't make a fuss, and after calling the system a few times to no avail, she could only start sorting out the so-called novice gift package.
******
The novice package is as follows:
Chakrati*1
Substitution*1
Transfiguration*1
Clone*1
Physique Transformation*1
*******
To put it simply, it is a chakra extraction technique, a three-body technique, and an unknown physical transformation. I think this is the root cause of the excruciating pain in the body before the coma. foot.
Apart from this unknown physical transformation, Zhang Lan can only use two words to describe this novice gift pack.
——Really picky! ! !
The protagonist of other people's novels came in with Sharingan, Saint Seiya Bloodline, Devil Fruit and so on. Why did he only have such basic things when he came here?
"I'm probably the poorest time traveler in history, right?" Zhang Lan thought secretly.
Suddenly, Zhang Lan's face tightened, and she was no longer quiet, but yelled loudly, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Following a rush of footsteps, a young Caucasian woman came into Zhang Lan's eyes. He comforted Zhang Lan in English, and awkwardly picked up Zhang Lan, but Zhang Lan patted her anxiously. The Caucasian woman yelled "Ahhhhh" even more eagerly.
Just when the white woman was confused, she suddenly felt a chill in her chest. At the same time, Zhang Lan also stopped all his movements, with a look of despair on his face - she wasn't sure if she saw it right, after all, a How could a baby born in Fang Fang know what it means to be born without love?
It is true that normal babies can't, but Zhang Lan knows it at this moment, because... he peed his pants just now. It's so shameful. I don't know how many years he has been weaned, but now he is experiencing the feeling of peeing his pants again...
When he was feeling helpless, Zhang Lan suddenly started to make a fuss again because he discovered a problem more serious than bedwetting.
——He felt like he was going to... poop!
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PS: The most unlucky time-travel protagonist in history is here, please give me some advice from readers.
As an ordinary otaku, Zhang Lan is very satisfied with the status quo.
He has just graduated a year ago, and although he is single, he owns his own translation "company" - even though he is the boss, he is just one person.
During the day, he worked diligently on his job - subtitle translation.He is a genius and can speak four languages: Chinese, Japanese, English, and Hokkien.
At night, he transformed and became a great online writer. Although he was not famous, he believed that this was only temporary.
He is a passionate man with ideals and ambitions.
Occasionally, when he has free time, he will play small games to relieve his fatigue.
Therefore, Zhang Lan is very satisfied with his ordinary life, and he refuses to travel through time.
The cause of the matter lies in his little hobby of playing games to relieve fatigue.
Zhang Lan likes to play small games, especially those that have just been released and are not played by many people, because that way he can lead some of the less advanced rookies in the early stages of the game, and then ruthlessly ravage them, fully motivating them to recharge. after desire
——Delete the game and play the next one.
After all, as a young entrepreneur and writer, he disdains paying money to play games. This is entirely because he thinks it is shameful for RMB players to disrupt the balance, not because he has no money.
Then after Zhang Lan deleted a mini-game again, he found a game called "Naruto World Travel" in his spare time. What attracted him was not only the weird name, but also the short game introduction: Want to understand what the world of Naruto looks like?Click to enter and take you through.
Just from this introduction, Zhang Lan concluded that the developer of this game must have too much money. Do you have a big game with only 2M of memory?
Out of curiosity, Zhang Lan downloaded the game. After opening the game, her phone's screen suddenly went black. She thought it was out of battery, so she plugged it in to charge. After a while, the phone's screen didn't light up before she realized what was happening. I downloaded a mobile phone virus.
While feeling annoyed, a piece of text slowly appeared on the black screen of the phone——
* - * - * - *
Want to understand the meaning of life?Want to live more excitingly?
YES/NO
* - * - * - *
Zhang Lan said that this so-called game must be a prank, or a prank by a person who likes the novel Infinite Horror. As a joke, he pressed "YES" with his thumb, and then, He discovered a terrifying thing. His...his phone interface...turned into...a flashing battery.
This is the charging interface of Zhang Lan’s mobile phone.
"It's so boring. There are people playing such tricks?" Zhang Lan was still complaining, but he didn't notice that the battery of the mobile phone in his hand rushed from 0% to 100%. The charging process seemed to have no intention of stopping. Zhang Lan's family's Like the [-]-meter dash, the electricity meter ran out of steam in the blink of an eye. It exploded, followed by the mobile phone in Zhang Lan's hand.
Zhang Lan, who was the first to suffer, was naturally the first victim. At the moment when he lost consciousness, he had only one thought - did the "Sanxin" company also have a military factory specializing in the production of bombs?
Zhang Lan also got his wish and made the headlines of major newspapers. The content is as follows——
【A man in XM charged Sanxin mobile phone and caused an explosion】
【Sanxin mobile phone explosion power hits new high】
【Sanxin mobile phone, the "fighter" in mobile phones】
......
Of course, Zhang Lan had no chance to see these, and he had no time to care about it at this time. He found that he still had some consciousness, but it might be a concussion, because he felt that there was a voice in his head that kept talking.
"Dip, the host has been detected and meets the conditions. System authentication is in progress... System authentication completed."
"Drip, activate the one-time traversal system, target: Naruto"
"Hey, we encountered an unknown obstacle. The new route is being planned... The new route has been planned..."
"Hey, we encountered an unknown obstacle. The new route is being planned... The new route has been planned..."
"Hey, we encountered an unknown obstacle. The new route is being planned... The new route has been planned..."
"Hey, we encountered an unknown obstacle. The new route is being planned... The system energy is insufficient to log into the world of 'Naruto'."
"Hey, the emergency system mechanism is activated, and the target world is randomly selected..."
"Drip, the target has been confirmed - 'Marvel'"
"Hey, we have arrived at Marvel. The one-time travel system is self-destructing... The self-destruction is complete, please give the host new instructions."
At first, Fang Zhang Lan thought he had a concussion, but then he realized something was wrong. Baidu said that a concussion would only make a "buzzing" sound, and it was impossible to form an orderly paragraph of text. At this time, he Realized a question - is...whiteness wrong?
After thinking wildly in his mind, he felt that his body was very tired due to the long "traffic jam", and he felt that he needed a good night's sleep.Suddenly a gust of cold wind blew, causing his body to tremble before he regained consciousness, and a musty smell penetrated his nose.
The drowsiness dissipated instantly.
"It's so cold and smells so bad." Zhang Lan opened his eyes and wanted to stand up, but found that his body did not obey his commands, or in other words, his body could not complete the instructions given by his brain.
Zhang Lan blinked and looked down at his body. This action, which was usually very simple, now felt like he had exhausted all his strength and was very laborious.
Zhang Lan saw her naked body, young limbs, and the undeveloped little Zhang Lan.
"What's going on? Why have I become a baby, or a naked baby?" Zhang Lan was very confused at the moment.
After calming down for a long time, Zhang Lan gradually accepted the fact. He looked around and knew the source of the stench that had been entering his nose.The smell of a trash can is naturally not pleasant.
"What the hell is this? Is it the 'system' that I heard just now?" Zhang Lan speculated wildly.
"Hey, the host's current situation is indeed caused by the system." A plain voice sounded in Zhang Lan's mind.
"Who? Who speaks? What system?" Zhang Lan thought to himself. After all, he was still a baby, and he could only speak the tones of a, o, and e.
"Drip, hello host, the system is answering your question."
"System? What system? Where did it come from? Where are you going? How many people are there in the family? How many people are there in the family? Uh...huh?" Zhang Lan replied to this paragraph in a contemplative manner.
"Hey, the full name of the system is 'Naruto World Travel System', which is simply called the system. It came out from the place where the system was manufactured, and the original goal was to go to the 'Naruto World', but it stayed in 'Marvel' because of insufficient energy. The system has no home. So there are no family members or fields." The system answered seriously.
"Naruto World Time Travel System? Naruto World Time Travel System? Isn't that a prank by fans of 'Infinite Horror'? Isn't it? Damn... System, did I time travel, right? Or did I go to Marvel?" Zhang Lan asked in horror.
"Hey, yes, the host's current location is 'Marvel'"
"Let me digest it..." Zhang Lan's mind was a little confused and he needed to calm down.
After a long time, Zhang Lan still couldn't straighten out his thoughts, but the cold wind told him that he had more important things to do now.
"System, why did I turn into a baby naked and appear in the trash can?" Zhang Lan needed to understand her situation.
"Hey, the system energy is insufficient to create more conditions for the host."
"Insufficient energy? Why is there insufficient energy?" Zhang Lan said he didn't understand.
"Hey, the system encountered unknown obstacles many times during the journey. After many turns, the stored energy was not enough to reach 'Naruto', so the 'Marvel' world was randomly selected. Currently, there is only 1 energy point left."
"Encountered obstacles many times? Turned many times? Insufficient stored energy? Are you stuck in traffic and running out of gas? If you have no energy, how about recharging? Do you want to add gas?" Zhang Lan was already a little crazy.
"Drip, warning, the system is about to shut down due to insufficient energy, take emergency measures."
"Hey, the novice gift packs are being distributed. The novice gift packs are being distributed... The novice gift packs have been distributed."
"Drip, release the novice mission."
******
Efforts before becoming an adult: Please recharge the energy for the system before the legal age of the host, so as to meet the system start-up conditions.
——Current Completion: 0/100
——Mission Reward: Adult Gift Package*1
******
"Hey, the system energy has been consumed and the system is shutting down... I wish the host a long way to go."
"Hey, the system is shut down."
What the hell?Zhang Lan still has a lot of questions to ask about this so-called system, but it turns out that this is just the beginning, and the system is directly blocked?
Zhang Lan didn't have time to complain, he just felt a bunch of information stuffed into his mind, including the basic seals of Ninjutsu, the application of chakra, the seal sequence of the Three Body Jutsu, etc.
The baby's body was already fragile, and it had been shivering in the cold wind for a long time. It was already exhausted. This pile of information was stuffed into the brain, and the spirit became even more exhausted. The slightly numb body was suddenly hit by a huge pain. Come on, just like the last straw, Zhang Lan fainted immediately.
When Zhang Lan woke up again, no one knew how long it had been. Fortunately, he woke up not in a trash can, but in a baby cradle, bathed and fragrant.
Seeing no one around, Zhang Lan didn't make a fuss, and after calling the system a few times to no avail, she could only start sorting out the so-called novice gift package.
******
The novice package is as follows:
Chakrati*1
Substitution*1
Transfiguration*1
Clone*1
Physique Transformation*1
*******
To put it simply, it is a chakra extraction technique, a three-body technique, and an unknown physical transformation. I think this is the root cause of the excruciating pain in the body before the coma. foot.
Apart from this unknown physical transformation, Zhang Lan can only use two words to describe this novice gift pack.
——Really picky! ! !
The protagonist of other people's novels came in with Sharingan, Saint Seiya Bloodline, Devil Fruit and so on. Why did he only have such basic things when he came here?
"I'm probably the poorest time traveler in history, right?" Zhang Lan thought secretly.
Suddenly, Zhang Lan's face tightened, and she was no longer quiet, but yelled loudly, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Following a rush of footsteps, a young Caucasian woman came into Zhang Lan's eyes. He comforted Zhang Lan in English, and awkwardly picked up Zhang Lan, but Zhang Lan patted her anxiously. The Caucasian woman yelled "Ahhhhh" even more eagerly.
Just when the white woman was confused, she suddenly felt a chill in her chest. At the same time, Zhang Lan also stopped all his movements, with a look of despair on his face - she wasn't sure if she saw it right, after all, a How could a baby born in Fang Fang know what it means to be born without love?
It is true that normal babies can't, but Zhang Lan knows it at this moment, because... he peed his pants just now. It's so shameful. I don't know how many years he has been weaned, but now he is experiencing the feeling of peeing his pants again...
When he was feeling helpless, Zhang Lan suddenly started to make a fuss again because he discovered a problem more serious than bedwetting.
——He felt like he was going to... poop!
=============================== Divider ==================== ==========
PS: The most unlucky time-travel protagonist in history is here, please give me some advice from readers.
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