Marvel Naruto Crusoe

"Hey~ these days."

With a heavy sigh, Zhang Lan got into the taxi.

"Hello, may I go..." The taxi driver turned around and wanted to ask the passenger where he was going. After seeing Zhang Lan, his eyes widened: "You... are you that Zhang Lan?" Blue?”

"I'm right. Your eyes are fine and you don't have hallucinations. Do you need my autograph?" Zhang Lan smiled confidently, waiting for fans' enthusiastic response.

"Sign?" The driver glared at Zhang Lan strangely, and shouted: "Get off! Get off, my car does not welcome people like you who waste tax-paying citizens' property, get off!"

As he spoke, the driver honked the horn fiercely, and the worn-out horn made a sharp sound, which stung Zhang Lan's ears.

What is this ghost?

What about worship?

How did you become a street rat?

While he was still confused, the driver over there had already left the driving seat and seemed to be dragging him out of the car himself. Seeing this, Zhang Lan suppressed the slight anger in his heart and stepped out of the car.

"Go back to your New York! Stop harming us in Los Angeles!" The driver raised his middle finger to Zhang Lan and drove away.

Zhang Lan's face was uncertain, and he didn't understand why he encountered this situation.

Obviously everything he did before was to save people, so how could he become infamous?

This made him feel very aggrieved. He squinted his eyes and didn't know what he was thinking.

"Sorry sir, do you want to leave? If not, can you give way?" Zhang Lan asked from behind, but he got out of the car and blocked the taxi waiting space. He also did not get in the car, blocking the people behind him from getting in. .

"Oh, sorry, please come in." Zhang Lan subconsciously apologized politely and stepped aside.

"Thank you, sir???" The man thanked him, briefly glanced at the face of the person in front of him, froze when he opened the car door, and said uncertainly: "You... you Is it Mr. Zhang Lan?"

"Ah? Me?" Zhang Lan said hesitantly, "Uh... I guess so."

This was because the driver just now made him a little scared. If this guy suddenly loses his temper, he really doesn't know how to deal with it.

Fortunately, this time it was beyond his expectations, much beyond his expectations.

"Ah! It's really you!" The man yelled, extremely surprised: "Hello Mr. Zhang Lan, my name is Jack. I admire you very much. Can you please sign your name for me?"

As he spoke, Jack hurriedly fumbled for pen and paper from his body, and his roar just now made the people flowing nearby freeze for a moment. They all looked at the source of the sound. After confirming that it was Zhang Lan, they crowded over.

"Ah! It's really Zhang Lan!"

"Blue, please sign for me."

"Yes, Lan, I am your fan. I just heard that you were in this hospital and came here. Please take a photo together!"

......

This was great. Not only did Zhang Lan not doubt his own charm, but he panicked and allowed the crowd to manipulate him.

I was often touched on the hand when signing autographs. It was okay for the boys to take photos with me, but the girls were very bold in their actions. They even gave me a simple hug, kissed their faces, touched their breasts, and some even jumped on Zhang Lan's body. On his body, his legs were clamped from the front, and a pair of murder weapons pressed hard on his chest, almost suffocating him!

After struggling in place for a whole hour, Zhang Lan no longer remembered that he had been "trapped" by several girls. His pockets were stuffed full of phone numbers, his face was stained with lipstick, his expression was confused, and he was as resigned as a marionette. Female fans are at the mercy.

Yes, the only fans left around Zhang Lan are female fans.

The reason is that once a bold female fan secretly stole a handful of Xiao Zhang Lan, and the single Xiao Zhang Lan immediately "rised up" to resist, which made the surrounding female fans

Si screamed for a while, and after repeated questioning, Zhang Lan himself admitted the fact that he was single in a daze, and was also cross-examined and found out that he was a virgin.

At this time, the female fans were in an uproar. Facing such a high-quality potential stock as Zhang Lan, it would be unforgivable to miss it!

And the point is, even if nothing happens, looking at Zhang Lan's young brother's face, he will blush when being teased, and he has a different kind of cuteness, which makes all the mature women scream.

"Blue, you're so cute when you blush!"

"Zhang, my heart beats so fast when I see you. Come on, touch me and see."

"Ah! Little Lanlan stood up again! Hahaha!"

After being held by someone's hand again and touching someone's softness, Zhang Lan, who had been patient for a long time, finally couldn't hold it back. A stream of nosebleeds sprang out from the tip of his nose, causing another burst of screams and love, one by one. The tissue nearly buried him.

It’s almost gone! ! !

Not far away from the hospital entrance, the middle-aged man who had been waiting for Zhang Lan in front of the empty ward heard the news and came over. Looking at the crowd of women in front of him, he touched the neatly ironed suit on his body and hesitated for a while. Still squeeze towards the center.

Just as he was squeezing into the center with great difficulty, the sharp-eyed Zhang Lan saw the middle-aged man from a distance. Even though he was a little dizzy, he still recognized the middle-aged man at a glance.

It was the person in charge who was delaying time at the airport.

Unexpectedly, he would show up today, but I don’t know what he came here to do.

However, no matter what he was here for, Zhang Lan decided to ignore him for now.

"Sorry, sorry, I have something to do. Next time, I will sign autographs for you next time! Let's go now."

As he said that, he finally used the Ninja Seals to free up his hands and released an Earth Release, directly escaping into the ground. The middle-aged man who had squeezed in suddenly jumped into the air again, a gloomy look flashed across his face, and he took a deep breath. Taking a breath, he turned around and walked towards the flight attendants waiting for him.

......

Zhang Lan, who had finally escaped, jumped out from a corner not far away. He clucked his lips with some regret and squeezed his hands with some aftertaste. Are all female fans so crazy?

The breasts he touched today were much more than all the ones he had before combined.

He took out the wet wipes from the system space and simply wiped off the lipstick on his face. Instead of intercepting the taxi or anything, he took out the spider silk jet that had not been used for a long time and started to swing in the steel forest of Los Angeles. I took the time to use the live broadcast card.

After he started the live broadcast, everyone who followed his Weibo received a push message from the system, thinking that something big was going to happen. They all excitedly opened Weibo and clicked on the live broadcast.

In just 3 minutes, the number of live broadcasters exceeded one million from zero, and it is still increasing.

You know, there are already 3000 million followers on Zhang Lan’s Weibo!

"Ah! Lan, you're live broadcasting again! What's going on today?"

"I don't know. I just came in and looked at the handsome man. What happened today?"

"Yeah, who knows what happened?"

"It's been 'swinging' from the beginning to now. Could it be that Lan is Spider-Man?"

......

Zhang Lan didn't know anything about the discussion in the live broadcast room.

He had discovered before that the live broadcast card after the system upgrade could already see the number of people online in the live broadcast room. After noticing that the number of people had soared to 200 million, his little vanity was greatly satisfied.

"Hi, everyone, there may be friends who don't know me. Let me introduce myself. My name is Zhang Lan, Zhang is Zhang Lan's Zhang, and Lan is Zhang Lan's Lan. I'm not here to fight today, but. ....."

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