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"My name is Zhengdai, I'm 9 years old, I hate the bullshit, I like to study, if I dream, I want to know all the secrets in the ninja world."

Hong asked: "What is a barista?"

Haruno Zhao: "It's a great dream to know all the secrets in the ninja world. Hahaha, after you three have introduced yourself, it's time for me, Sensei.

You all know my name, I am not much older than you, 18 years old, but three years ago, I became one of the youngest and youngest jonin in our Konoha Village.

I hate it, um, I don’t hate it, I like to drink some wine, and” He paused, then took out a cherry blossom pendant from his collar, and said with a happy smile: “This. "

"Pendant" Hong murmured softly, and was about to ask, when Zheng Dai shook his head suddenly, subconsciously holding back the words.

Haruno Zhao blinked, the smile on his face froze for a moment, and he chose to show it off forcefully: "This is a gift from a very gentle and beautiful girl to the teacher."

"Okay, then let's introduce ourselves after class division as usual, and go to the next step, what is the next step?"

"Teacher, please eat." Zheng Dai reminded.

"Yes, yes, yes." Haruno Zhao was taken aback, looked at Zheng Dai, suddenly pointed at him and laughed, his mouth wide open.

"One more thing, I like not only drinking and pendants, but also jokes. Zheng Dai, you seem to be very good at telling jokes, that's great."

Zheng Dai expressionless: "I didn't say."

"Hahahaha hiccup," Haruno Zhao laughed.

Asma patted his forehead, Dad, why on earth did you let him bring me

Haruno Zhao's reputation in Konoha Kami Ninari is not very good, so there is no big problem, but he likes to drink and tell bad jokes.

As far as Asma knows, Haruno Zhao's acquaintances will basically avoid him when they see him, and they really can't stand his cold jokes.

The scariest thing is that if you don’t laugh after he tells a bad joke, he will pester you to tell the second one until you have to laugh. He is a famous Konoha ninja circle who has defeated most of Konoha’s ninjas with cold jokes the strong.

As for Haruno Ouga's strength, Asma doesn't know much about it, but I heard that he was mentored by Princess Sannin Tsunade for a while, if it wasn't for his cold jokes, Princess Tsunade might not be able to resist beating him to death He, he is likely to become Princess Tsunade's disciple, and his strength should not be bad.

After a while, Haruno Zhaocai stopped laughing, recovered his breath, and said without any shame: "It is impossible to treat guests, the teacher is ashamed, if I invite you, I can also invite a few slices of bread

Hey, when it comes to bread, the teacher suddenly remembered a joke.Said, one day, a piece of bread was walking on the street, suddenly, it was hungry, hahahahaha, guess what happened later"

"The teacher invited us to eat the bread, and it will never feel hungry again." Zhengdai replied.

Haruno Zhao was stunned: "Hahahahaha teacher originally wanted to say that it ate itself, you are more interesting, genius, hahahaha"

Asma blinked in bewilderment, my God, Zheng Dai was able to keep up with his train of thought

Hong blinked blankly, where is the point of the smile?

"Zheng Dai boy, you inspired me to remind me of another joke, say"

"Mr. Zhao, we should talk about the next session, the test. We have plenty of time to tell jokes." Asma interrupted hastily.

"Oh, that's right, the next link, the next link is the test." Haruno Zhao said solemnly: "This is also the usual practice. As the instructor, I will conduct a test about teamwork for the three of you. The test The content is called snatching the bell."

He fumbled in his pocket, took out two bells, and shook them tinkling.

"That's it. The teacher is hanging on your waist. You three will grab it. Three people, only two bells. If you don't grab it, you have to go back to the ninja school. This assessment is not difficult, hahaha, because the teacher will not be serious , otherwise you can't grab it.

The difficulty lies in the distribution of the bells, but the teacher thinks that among the three of you, Zheng Dai, Hong and Asma, who have full marks in the culture class, also have good grades, you will definitely be able to easily grasp the key points of this assessment and pass the assessment "

"Teacher, you told us the key points of the assessment in the first sentence, teamwork." Zheng Dai was amused by this joke.

Haruno Zhao was stunned for a moment: "Cough, well, the teacher thinks that sometimes knowing is harder than not knowing, normal people think so, right?"

Zheng Dai turned his head to look at Hong, and said, "This is called Gang Jing. At the primary stage, you use strong words."

He made lip movements that were actually shameless.

Red chuckled.

"Hahahahaha you made the teacher laugh again, Zheng Dai." Haruno Zhao laughed: "The teacher almost said to invite you cuties to dinner, but fortunately I have no money, hahahaha"

Asma's face was as black as carbon.

After laughing again for a long time, Haruno Zhaocai said, "At this time, it's really time to eat. Let's find something to eat together, and then we'll do the bell snatching test in the afternoon, okay?"

"it is good"

"Then what should we eat? We have a test in the afternoon. Don't eat too much, or the teacher will beat you up until you spit it out." Haruno Zhao narrowed his eyes, the sharp edge flashed, and suddenly changed his previous laugh silly look.

Zheng Dai raised his eyebrows, Hong and Asma's expressions were slightly tense and serious.

"Hahahaha, I scared you."

Asma: ""

red:""

Zheng Dai suddenly lay back, clutched his chest and said, "I was scared to death, but I was scared to death. I can't get over it if the teacher doesn't invite me to lunch."

Haruno Zhao:

Asma and Hong looked at each other, Hong took the lead and fell back, and Asma could only keep up.

"Teacher, lunch please"

Haruno Zhao scratched the red star on his head, and groaned twice: "Is it still possible to tell a joke like that? Hahahaha, I am very happy to be able to take your class, and I must drink some wine to celebrate.

You are still young and cannot drink, so let’s have lunch separately, I’m leaving, at two o’clock in the afternoon, we will meet at the fifth driving range.”

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The three people lying on the ground turned their heads to look at each other, all smiled, got up and patted each other on the back.

"It's very interesting to guide Jonin." Hong muttered, "It's just a bit picky, haha."

"You won't find him interesting after a long time." Asma gritted her teeth and said, "When you go home, you must confiscate all of Dad's cigarettes."

"Give it to me." Zheng Dai said.

Asma: "Hey, Zhengdai, you can't be curious about cigarettes, it's not easy to quit."

"I just smell the smell and find a way to make the snacks you want." Zheng Dai smiled.

"Also, let's not have lunch together. I'm going to find a place to burn my head."

"hot head"

"Ah, hot head."

Zheng Dai got a haircut and waved away.