The strongest monk among pirates

Chapter 17 Dead D. Woods

"Ah, bastard, I'm going to be roasted, put me down now"

A strange little man suddenly appeared from the shell, and he could talk. Fang Han was really frightened. He hurriedly put away the flames and untied the rope. The little man landed on the boat with a "whoosh" sound, and kept slapping the red shell. , jumping and screaming.

"Ah, my ass is burned to death."

Butt butt Fang Han was speechless. The emotional shell is your butt. If you look carefully, the shell is really his butt.

The little shell man grabbed the edge of the boat and stretched his butt, which was the shell, into the sea water. White smoke came out, and the little shell man groaned happily, then jumped up suddenly, pointed at the confused Fang Han and cursed, "Smelly." Boy, do you want to eat the handsome and powerful Lord Dead D. Woods?"

"Lord Dead D. Woods"

Fang Han's head was covered with black lines. He looked at the arrogant little man in front of him with strange eyes. He was short in stature, only reaching Fang Han's knees. His limbs were smooth, white and shiny. He was wearing a pair of floral shorts on his lower body and a printed shirt on his upper body. A shirt with a heart-shaped pattern, a pair of sunglasses, a long white beard, a bald head, and a huge shell on his butt.

Are shells decorations? Sticking them on won't affect your movements. Fang Han thought to himself as he touched his chin.

"Hey, brat, this is either a decorative shell or my butt. I am born with it and can run faster." The little shell man was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and his fur immediately exploded, as if to prove what he knew. The words were true, and he jumped up and down for three seconds. Panting from exhaustion, he lay on the boat and stared at Fang Han.

This guy knew what I was thinking. Fang Han couldn't help but turned pale. He took a step forward and said, "Little one, you can read minds."

"Little kid, you are the kid, your whole family is the kid," Shell Villa yelled. If it hadn't been for the excessive physical exertion just now, he would have rushed up to fight with Fang Han.

"Who are you?" Fang Han grinned and refused to argue with him. Although he wanted to kill this vicious-tongued guy with a knife, he still held back.

"Humph"

The little shell man suddenly became energetic, opened the shell on his buttocks, sat on the shell like a recliner, crossed his legs, and said proudly, "My name is Dead D. Woods, a handsome and martial gourmet, and the most famous sea chef in the East China Sea." I have lived for five hundred years, brat, you can call me Lord Woods."

After listening to the words of the shell villain Woods, Fang Han raised his eyebrows without saying a word. He raised the knife in his hand, and flames burst out from the tip of the knife. He walked towards Woods with a half-smile. Woods couldn't help but get all over when he saw the blue flames on the tip of Fang Han's knife. He trembled, showing fear, and was about to hide in the shell. Unexpectedly, Fang Han's knife was as fast as lightning, and suddenly touched Woods' neck, making Woods' hair stand on end.

"Don't, don't, don't eat me. I don't taste good when roasted." The cold tip of the knife and the hot flames made Woods unable to move. He howled and begged desperately for mercy, "Uncle, please let me go. I'm five hundred years old." The meat is so old that I can’t chew it. It’s not delicious at all. Please, please let me go.”

"Sure enough, you really know what I'm thinking." Fang Han was secretly shocked, but with a smile on his face, he stared at Woods and threatened, "Don't talk to me about why you know my inner thoughts, mind reading or soul searching. Play tricks, or I'll really roast you."

Woods' eyes were moving wildly, but Fang Han couldn't see them because he was wearing sunglasses. He glanced at the sea and negotiated terms with Fang Han: "You move the knife first. I am a free sea chef. Without freedom, I will not say anything." "

Fang Han was stunned, but he didn't expect this guy to be quite brave, so he withdrew his katana.

"Go ahead."

Woods touched his neck to confirm that he was not injured. He looked very timid and said nonono, "Do you have anything to eat? I haven't eaten in ten days."

Fang Han happily took out a large pile of food from the storage bag, including bread, dried meat, and fruits, which made Woods' eyes almost pop out.

"This bag of yours is so magical that it can hold so many things." Woods was eating his food while constantly glancing at the storage bag on Fang Han's waist, "What kind of bag is it?"

Fang Han said angrily, "Stop talking nonsense. Now I'm asking you questions. You have no right to ask me. Hurry up and eat."

Under the wind and clouds, Woods finished the food for three people. After swallowing the last bite of bread, Woods burped, patted his belly with satisfaction, quietly put his hand into the shell and groped for a while, and said to Fang Han, "You really want to know. "

"Of course" Fang Han replied immediately. Although monks can obtain other people's memories through soul searching, this ability to listen to people's immediate thoughts is simply unbelievable. Fang Han is very curious about what kind of ability it is.

"That's it"

Woods' sunglasses flashed with light, and he held a black pearl in his hand. Black smoke slowly emitted, filling the entire boat.

His little move was naturally noticed by Fang Han. With a swipe, Fang Han put the knife on Woods' shoulder. With just a little force, Woods' head would fall to the ground.

"I told you not to play tricks, or I will roast you and eat you." Fang Han showed his white teeth and smiled, but he had some doubts in his heart. Why couldn't he smell the unique smell of the sea breeze?

Is it because there is no wind?

wrong

Fang Han saw that the sail on the mast was swinging. Is there something wrong with my nose when there is wind? I could smell the salty smell of the sea breeze just now. Why did it start now?

The more Fang Han thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. He suddenly felt dizzy, his eyes began to blur, his body swayed from side to side, and he was so weak that he could hardly hold the katana, and the katana fell to the ground with a "clack".

"What's going on?" Fang Han turned pale in shock.

"Hey, brat, don't you smell a special fragrance?" Woods looked at Fang Han with a smile, the black pearl in his hand dangled in front of Fang Han's eyes, and said jokingly, "Oh, by the way, you smell it." There is no smell, because from the moment I got on the boat, your sense of smell was blocked by me, hehe."

"Bastard" Fang Han suddenly felt like the world was spinning and he was completely unable to maintain his body balance. He had no choice but to lie in the cabin and hold on to the board of the boat. Anger surged in his chest and his eyes were out of focus. It seemed like seven or eight Woods were laughing at him in front of him.

"crack bang bang"

Woods threw up the black pearl, dropped it into his mouth and chewed it.

"Ecstasy beads, a specialty of the underwater world, tastes great." Pulling off the storage bag from Fang Han's waist, Woods waved to Fang Han, "Goodbye, poor bastard, thank you for your hospitality, this magical bag belongs to me."

After saying that, Woods jumped up, retracted his body into the shell, jumped into the sea with a "plop", and disappeared in an instant.

"Asshole Dead D. Woods, I will never let you go. Just wait for me." The water splashed by Woods when he jumped into the sea hit Fang Han in the face. Fang Han gritted his teeth and roared. His vision suddenly went dark and he fainted completely. , unconscious.

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