The strongest monk among pirates

Chapter 5 This is not teasing

With 20,000 berries in his pocket, Fang Han dragged Zoro to the Blue Fantasy Cafe where he had been last night. The white dog on the swing in front of the door was sleeping. Blue light shone through the glass. There was still only Two guests, Mrs. Wallis who is reading a book and the girl with a ponytail.

Fang Han stared straight at the pony-tailed girl, his black pupils dancing with flames. Sauron took this opportunity to turn around and wanted to run away. Fang Han grabbed him and threatened, "Zoron, you'd better do as I say, or I will Tell Master Koushiro about your secret drinking."

"Why should I help you do that damn thing?" Sauron spat at Fang Han.

"Stop talking nonsense and act as planned." Fang Han closed his eyes and wiped away his saliva, patted Zoro on the shoulder, and repeated the threatening words again, leaving Zoro to walk into the Blue Fantasy Coffee House alone, while Rick Jones lay on the counter and dozed off. , Fang Han knocked on the table, and Rick Jones was awakened.

"Ah, welcome, guest, a cup of Blue Fantasy, but it's not free today." Rick Jones jumped up happily when he saw Fang Han, grabbed the glass bottle of coffee with both hands, and looked expectantly at the third repeat customer in the coffee house. .

Fang Han nodded, took out 10,000 beli and put it on the table. Rick Jones smiled brightly, and soon the aroma of a cup of Blue Fantasy wafted out. Fang Han sat on a high stool, stirring the coffee with a small spoon to let the sugar inside melt as quickly as possible. , glanced at the ponytail girl.

"Uncle Rick Jones, do you know her?" Fang Han nuzzled at the ponytail girl.

The girl just looked up and saw this scene, her brows furrowed, and Fang Han was even more disgusted. He had finally found such a quiet and elegant place where the coffee tasted good, and now a nasty guy actually appeared. The girl felt that the taste of the coffee had become bad.

Rick Jones turned his head and looked at the stars in the sky outside the house, pretending that it had nothing to do with me. When he squinted and saw that the girl did not continue to look this way, he came closer and Fang Han lowered his voice and said, "Hey, boy, her name is Vannie if she has the vision." Vivian, she has long legs, white skin, big breasts, and a perky butt.”

"Fanny Vivian" Fang Han chewed on this nice name and fell into deep thought, as if he had heard it somewhere.

"You haven't heard of it," Rick Jones was surprised. "You haven't heard of Rose of Thorns, Vani Vivian, even if you haven't seen it, you should have heard of it."

Fang Han shook his head.

Rick Jones poured coffee from one bottle into another bottle, curled his beard with his right thumb, put his arm on the table, raised his eyebrows high, and said, "She is the captain of the Thorn and Rose Pirates." , Vani Vivian, known as the Rose of Thorns, has a bounty of 100 million berries. She is the most popular newcomer in the East China Sea. You want to have sex with her, you will die."

"One hundred million berries is not bad, just right." Fang Han was extremely excited, holding up Blue Fantasy and walking towards the ponytail girl Fanny Vivian.

Rick Jones stretched out his hand and opened his mouth, not knowing how to persuade Fang Han, a boy who was overestimating his abilities. He could only shake his head and pray for him. Since Vannie Vivian came to his coffee house every night, he attracted a lot of annoying and unpleasant people. Flies that know themselves have their legs broken frequently. Didn’t this kid see Vivian’s horror yesterday? She is a big pirate worth 100 million Beli.

Fang Han took the coffee and straightened his clothes. Although the clothes were old, he had a gentle smile on his face and thought he was still quite handsome. He sat down elegantly opposite Vivian, with a window between them. Fang Han placed the coffee on the round table, staring at Vivian's beautiful face with clear eyes.

"Pa" Fang Han pretended to snap his fingers and said proudly, "Boss, give this beautiful lady a glass of Blue Fantasy and charge it to my account."

Fang Han wanted to give Vivian a good impression and tried his best to show common etiquette. Unfortunately, everything Fang Han did was completely different in Vivian's eyes. The label of being a wretched and gangster was already engraved on his forehead. .

"Hello, my name is Fang Han, Miss Vivian." Fang Han's eyes were always on Vivian's face. From the beginning to the end, Vivian did not look directly at Fang Han, and concentrated on drinking coffee with graceful posture, until Fang Han's His eyes moved to her chest before Weiwei raised her eyes.

"Vivian, your blue fantasy." Rick Jones placed the coffee in front of Vivian.

"Uncle Rick Jones, I want to drink a cup of Blue Mountain worth 50,000 berries." Vivian tilted her head and said to Rick Jones, with a smile on her lips, pointing at the confused Fang Han, "Charge it to his account."

Blue Mountain coffee is the most expensive coffee in the world, with a cup costing 50,000 berries anywhere.

How could Fang Han have any money? The only 20,000 berries were saved by his master Koshiro through frugality. He was deceived by Fang Han's sweet words. Looking at Vivian's hateful smile, Fang Han wanted to flip the table.

"A cup of Blue Mountain" Rick Jones rubbed his hands and looked at Fang Han with a smile, looking like he was obsessed with money.

"Two or two cups." Fang Han couldn't lose face at this time, so he raised his head and said loudly. Soon, twice the amount of Blue Mountain coffee was placed on the round table.

Vivian's face turned cold again. No matter what Fang Han asked, she didn't say a word and just drank coffee.

Rick Jones held his hands on the counter and snickered. In his opinion, Fang Han's pick-up skills were very poor. Instead of increasing his goodwill, it made Vivian disgusted. He saw Vivian's little finger curled up, Rick Jones She started to feel happy about others' misfortune, Vivian was about to get impatient, that kid was going to be beaten soon.

"cough cough cough"

Fang Han really didn't know how to chat with girls. He glanced out of the window and saw Sauron lying on the glass looking at him. Fang Han coughed violently. Seeing this, Sauron made a grimace and held three swords to him. The coffee house comes.

"Hey, can you please pay attention to your hygiene? Also, I like someone, can you please go away? I see you are upset." This is the second sentence Vivian said to Fang Han. The first sentence is if you continue to follow , I will kill you

What could be more poignant than this? Fang Han felt miserable, but he could only endure it, because today his role was that of an elegant gentleman, and the villain was someone else.

"Boss, do you have any beautiful women here? I want to buy one?" Zoro said peacefully on his shoulder, kicked open the wooden door of the coffee shop, raised his feet high, and walked in arrogantly with his chin tilted.

Rick Jones knew that Sauron was very powerful, and that this guy who bought beautiful girls must be looking for trouble. He was immediately frightened and trembling, "This is a coffee shop, there are no beautiful girls."

"no"

Zoro's joints crackled and he stared blankly at Rick Jones. Rick Jones yelled, "Oh my god," and ducked under the counter with his head in his hands. Zoro jumped on the counter with his knees bent, and pulled out the child crying for his father and mother. Ke Jones showed his white teeth and said angrily, "It's ridiculous that you are afraid that I will run out of money. Go and find the best beauties in your store. I want them all."

"Really not," Rick Jones cried sadly.

"I'll give you ten minutes, I'll be waiting for you," Zoro stuck out his butt and said viciously.

"Pfft" Fang Han couldn't help but covered his mouth and laughed. He didn't expect Zoro to be really talented at pretending to be a villain. He was simply a born villain.

"Who is farting?" Zoro turned around and said.

Fang Han's face turned green, and he cursed Zoro in his heart, you are a bastard, you dare to add lines randomly, just wait and see how I deal with you.

Letting go of Rick Jones, Zoro jumped off the counter and strutted towards a table in the corner. When passing by Vivian, Zoro grabbed Vivian's Blue Mountain coffee without warning and poured it into his mouth. , Zoro smacked his lips, "What is this? It tastes good."

Vivian's face was as cold as ice. She quickly lifted the sword and swung it with her pure body strength, drawing a semicircle in the air. The tip of the sword whizzed past Fang Han's nose, and the blade's cold light stung people. Eyeballs, Suo's eyes flashed with light, and in the lightning flash, he took a half step back, held up his hands and said a word in front of him.

"Ding"

The big sword came into contact with Hedao Yiwen instantly, and countless sparks exploded. After holding on for a moment, Sauron was shaken away by the huge force and staggered back seven or eight steps. Vivian retracted the big sword without moving, and looked at Fang Han, "A cup of Blue Mountain "

If it weren't for the role, Fang Han, the miser, would have walked away long ago. He winked at Sauron covertly, and Sauron pretended to be a handsome ghost, his eyes roaming back and forth unscrupulously at Vivian, pointing at Vivian. He laughed and said, "Boss, isn't this a beautiful woman? I want it."

"Hey Hey"

Zoro rubbed his chin with his palm.

Fang Han noticed that Vivian's eyebrows were knitted together, as if on the verge of an explosion. He immediately slammed the table, took two steps gracefully, blocked in front of Vivian, and glared at Sauron.

"Where did the bastard come from? The little bastard Uncle Fang Han is here, why don't you get out of here?"

The protagonist appears

Sauron glared at Fang Han fiercely, wanting to beat you for a long time

Fang Han roared to embolden him, and ran towards Sauron with his teeth and claws bared, and a battle inevitably broke out.

Fang Han's sudden attack was beyond Zoro's expectation. His reaction was half a beat too slow. Seeing that Fang Han's fist was about to hit him, Zoro became furious. Damn you, you didn't act according to the script.

He simply leaned over and pounced, and the two collided and fell to the ground at the same time.

Fang Han snatched the knife from Sauron's hand, threw it aside, pinched Sauron's neck, cursed, and his eyes were ferocious and even more beastly. Sauron was completely suppressed for a moment, and Fang Han took this opportunity to take a deep breath. , decisively waved his fist and hit Zoro on the nose.

Sauron screamed, "Didn't Fang Han say he was acting? You actually beat me?"

"Oh, you guys know about acting?" Vivian grabbed Fang Han's back collar. Fang Han felt a wave of heat hitting his face and it hurt. The whole coffee house was floating in the blue ocean. Vivian forced her to Fang Han turned his head ninety degrees, looked at Fang Han dangerously and said, "Can I think this is a good show that you deliberately planned, are you teasing me?"

Fang Han and Sauron shivered at the same time. Fang Han firmly denied it and said, "I don't know Sauron, no, no, no, I don't know this green algae head. This is not molestation." Add "songshu566" WeChat ID to see more updates many