Are you sure this is the elf world
Chapter 1 Is this really not Gintama?
In reality, you may encounter the same situations as in movies, animations, and TV series, but the endings cannot be the same bynituo
Lu Ming is a young man whose hidden attribute of "lucky" has been lower than ordinary people since he was a child. Please note that this is not Lu Ming's excessive self-awareness but a real setting.
The specific embodiment of this setting is what he is experiencing now. . .
Lu Ming looked at the last few bowls of Master Kong's pickled pepper beef noodles in front of him depressedly. Because he got up late in the morning, he had to consume his reserve food to achieve his goal of not being late.
I knocked my head depressedly and opened the package of a bowl of Master Kong's pickled pepper beef noodles. Then I felt a strange feeling that something was missing. After I picked up the noodles, I realized that I didn't know which one was Kan Lu. The curse of classmate Ming’s displeased guy succeeded, and the instant noodles he ate this time really didn’t have any seasoning packets. . .
I thought that instant noodles without the seasoning packet would be completely inedible, so I had no choice. Lu Ming opened the package of the second bowl of instant noodles and opened the paper cover on the noodle bowl. . .
"Nima, you don't even have any bread, you bastard...",
After experiencing two experiences that seemed unlikely to be seen in a person whose "luck" value was at the normal level, Lu Ming set his sights on the third bowl of instant noodles.
Maybe it was because of his low blood sugar that Lu Ming became a little nervous when he woke up in the morning. He carefully observed every detail of the bowl of noodles from all angles, then weighed it in his hand, carefully felt the feel, and then took it seriously. Listened to the sound effects.
Finally, he put it down and nodded, "yuoxi no problem."
Noodles are ok, seasoning packets are ok. . . . .Where are the forks. . . .
Your sister, not one of the three bowls of instant noodles is complete.
"You're too naive. Do you think this can make things difficult for me? It's still too sweet."
Mermaid warrior and penguin boy merge into one. . .
Three bowls of instant noodles combined into one bowl, this bowl is the legendary super large amount of Master Kong’s Pickled Pepper Beef Noodles x.
Twice the bread, twice the seasoning packets, and two forks, I asked who else was there.
Lu Ming finally finished soaking the x-shaped instant noodles and glanced at the steaming instant noodles in his hands.Wiping the sweat on his forehead, a smile appeared on his lips, and he deeply felt the endless joy of fighting against the sky.Just when Lu Ming was lamenting that "the way of heaven is vast and the way of humanity is insignificant", he accidentally looked up and saw the clock hanging on the wall.
"Your sister, these pills are going to be late. Damn it, there is no other way. This is the only way."
I saw our classmate Lu Ming holding a huge amount of Master Kong pickled pepper beef noodles in one hand, and holding a fork in the noodle bowl to eat the noodles in the other hand. His hands were busy and his feet showed no signs of weakness, and he trotted along.
Lu Ming was eating noodles and trotting along on his way to school. That was true. Just when Lu Ming was about to eat the pickled peppers he had saved for last, he passed a 90-degree wall corner.
"Ah"oo
After Lu Ming suffered a severe blow to his head and heard the sound of "pain, pain, pain", what came into view was a girl's face. The magical thing was that it was not blue and white strips.
Lu Ming suddenly felt like he was struck by lightning, "Why not blue and white stripes? This does not meet the second definition of a heroine."
What Lu Ming saw after he got up from the ground really made him feel like he was struck by lightning. . .
The girl was a girl but she didn't have any bread in her mouth. . .
No, that's not the point. The point is that besides the girl, there is a tuna on the ground. . .That’s right, it’s a tuna.
Lu Ming took a closer look at the tuna lying on the ground and the pickled pepper lying quietly next to it. He glanced at his watch and saw that the pickled pepper was no longer edible according to the three-second rule. He felt heartbroken and looked at the same thing lying on the ground again. The girl had no fluctuation in her heart, and she even wanted to laugh a little bit. What was this?
Lu Ming thought in his heart: No matter what she looks like, this woman is definitely not a normal person. If our eyes meet, she might get involved in something terrible, so I have to run away quickly. In the current situation, I can be very natural. Say a few words in your mouth, "I'm going to be late soon, I'm late." Then you can run away as soon as you are owed.
This is what Lu Ming thought and did. Just as he was turning around after apologizing, he felt a chill on his back.
"He hit such a cute girl like me and left like that. It's an unforgivable crime."
Lu Ming looked back and saw that the girl stabbed someone in Lu's back with a tuna with an angry look on her face.
Lu Ming looked confused, looked at the tuna with heavy eyes, and moved his nose a few times: "Damn it, that tuna is obviously pickled. You know I don't like pickled things. asshole."
These were the last words Lu Ming said in this world, which were his last words.
Because I was going to be late in the morning, I was eating noodles and running to school. I accidentally bumped into a girl holding a pickled tuna at the corner of the wall. Because I didn't help her up, the girl used the pickled tuna. Tuna A tuna stabbing to death. . . . .
I believe this method of death must have refreshed the Public Security Bureau's information on how to die. It can be regarded as a mark in history. I have no regrets in this life.
In this way, our classmate Lu Ming died, but some things really begin after death.
Although death time travel is a trick that was played poorly by previous generations, it is better than death being unconventional, which is gratifying.
Lu Ming quickly confirmed the fact that he had traveled through time. He did not see any dragons, magic, or monsters, but he saw the young man in front of him after he regained consciousness.
This boy calls himself "Xiao Zhi" and comes from Zhenxin Town. . . . .Look at his iconic blue coat and the hat from his childhood memories.I also looked at the unusual architectural styles around me, and the most important thing was that I vaguely felt that my appearance and physical condition had completely changed.The tuna is no longer with me, is there any?Although I didn’t see any Pokémon, it was basically certain that I had traveled to the world of Pokémon.
"Today is the day when I will pick up my destiny partner from the doctor. In the end, I was so excited that I couldn't fall asleep for a long time. I got up late and now I am going to be late, so I ran fast and didn't notice you. I'm sorry. . . ”
Lu Ming glanced at Xiaozhi after hearing this: "Xiaozhi will be late soon, so now..."
"..." Xiaozhi seemed to suddenly react when he heard this sentence.
Then he suddenly turned around and ran in one direction: "Wait for me, Dr. Omu."
Looking at Xiaozhi's flying figure, Lu Ming fell into deep thought. Although the world of Pokémon cannot become stronger by itself, it seems quite interesting.Then let me, Lu Ming.Let Lu make a big splash in this world full of unknown creatures.
Lu Ming stood up and was intoxicated with himself for a while. He thought that for now, he had to get the Pokmon first, and then he had to go to Dr. Ohmu's research institute. Lu Ming had no choice but to rush towards the place where Xiaozhi had just been. direction, also started running.
Lu Ming is a young man whose hidden attribute of "lucky" has been lower than ordinary people since he was a child. Please note that this is not Lu Ming's excessive self-awareness but a real setting.
The specific embodiment of this setting is what he is experiencing now. . .
Lu Ming looked at the last few bowls of Master Kong's pickled pepper beef noodles in front of him depressedly. Because he got up late in the morning, he had to consume his reserve food to achieve his goal of not being late.
I knocked my head depressedly and opened the package of a bowl of Master Kong's pickled pepper beef noodles. Then I felt a strange feeling that something was missing. After I picked up the noodles, I realized that I didn't know which one was Kan Lu. The curse of classmate Ming’s displeased guy succeeded, and the instant noodles he ate this time really didn’t have any seasoning packets. . .
I thought that instant noodles without the seasoning packet would be completely inedible, so I had no choice. Lu Ming opened the package of the second bowl of instant noodles and opened the paper cover on the noodle bowl. . .
"Nima, you don't even have any bread, you bastard...",
After experiencing two experiences that seemed unlikely to be seen in a person whose "luck" value was at the normal level, Lu Ming set his sights on the third bowl of instant noodles.
Maybe it was because of his low blood sugar that Lu Ming became a little nervous when he woke up in the morning. He carefully observed every detail of the bowl of noodles from all angles, then weighed it in his hand, carefully felt the feel, and then took it seriously. Listened to the sound effects.
Finally, he put it down and nodded, "yuoxi no problem."
Noodles are ok, seasoning packets are ok. . . . .Where are the forks. . . .
Your sister, not one of the three bowls of instant noodles is complete.
"You're too naive. Do you think this can make things difficult for me? It's still too sweet."
Mermaid warrior and penguin boy merge into one. . .
Three bowls of instant noodles combined into one bowl, this bowl is the legendary super large amount of Master Kong’s Pickled Pepper Beef Noodles x.
Twice the bread, twice the seasoning packets, and two forks, I asked who else was there.
Lu Ming finally finished soaking the x-shaped instant noodles and glanced at the steaming instant noodles in his hands.Wiping the sweat on his forehead, a smile appeared on his lips, and he deeply felt the endless joy of fighting against the sky.Just when Lu Ming was lamenting that "the way of heaven is vast and the way of humanity is insignificant", he accidentally looked up and saw the clock hanging on the wall.
"Your sister, these pills are going to be late. Damn it, there is no other way. This is the only way."
I saw our classmate Lu Ming holding a huge amount of Master Kong pickled pepper beef noodles in one hand, and holding a fork in the noodle bowl to eat the noodles in the other hand. His hands were busy and his feet showed no signs of weakness, and he trotted along.
Lu Ming was eating noodles and trotting along on his way to school. That was true. Just when Lu Ming was about to eat the pickled peppers he had saved for last, he passed a 90-degree wall corner.
"Ah"oo
After Lu Ming suffered a severe blow to his head and heard the sound of "pain, pain, pain", what came into view was a girl's face. The magical thing was that it was not blue and white strips.
Lu Ming suddenly felt like he was struck by lightning, "Why not blue and white stripes? This does not meet the second definition of a heroine."
What Lu Ming saw after he got up from the ground really made him feel like he was struck by lightning. . .
The girl was a girl but she didn't have any bread in her mouth. . .
No, that's not the point. The point is that besides the girl, there is a tuna on the ground. . .That’s right, it’s a tuna.
Lu Ming took a closer look at the tuna lying on the ground and the pickled pepper lying quietly next to it. He glanced at his watch and saw that the pickled pepper was no longer edible according to the three-second rule. He felt heartbroken and looked at the same thing lying on the ground again. The girl had no fluctuation in her heart, and she even wanted to laugh a little bit. What was this?
Lu Ming thought in his heart: No matter what she looks like, this woman is definitely not a normal person. If our eyes meet, she might get involved in something terrible, so I have to run away quickly. In the current situation, I can be very natural. Say a few words in your mouth, "I'm going to be late soon, I'm late." Then you can run away as soon as you are owed.
This is what Lu Ming thought and did. Just as he was turning around after apologizing, he felt a chill on his back.
"He hit such a cute girl like me and left like that. It's an unforgivable crime."
Lu Ming looked back and saw that the girl stabbed someone in Lu's back with a tuna with an angry look on her face.
Lu Ming looked confused, looked at the tuna with heavy eyes, and moved his nose a few times: "Damn it, that tuna is obviously pickled. You know I don't like pickled things. asshole."
These were the last words Lu Ming said in this world, which were his last words.
Because I was going to be late in the morning, I was eating noodles and running to school. I accidentally bumped into a girl holding a pickled tuna at the corner of the wall. Because I didn't help her up, the girl used the pickled tuna. Tuna A tuna stabbing to death. . . . .
I believe this method of death must have refreshed the Public Security Bureau's information on how to die. It can be regarded as a mark in history. I have no regrets in this life.
In this way, our classmate Lu Ming died, but some things really begin after death.
Although death time travel is a trick that was played poorly by previous generations, it is better than death being unconventional, which is gratifying.
Lu Ming quickly confirmed the fact that he had traveled through time. He did not see any dragons, magic, or monsters, but he saw the young man in front of him after he regained consciousness.
This boy calls himself "Xiao Zhi" and comes from Zhenxin Town. . . . .Look at his iconic blue coat and the hat from his childhood memories.I also looked at the unusual architectural styles around me, and the most important thing was that I vaguely felt that my appearance and physical condition had completely changed.The tuna is no longer with me, is there any?Although I didn’t see any Pokémon, it was basically certain that I had traveled to the world of Pokémon.
"Today is the day when I will pick up my destiny partner from the doctor. In the end, I was so excited that I couldn't fall asleep for a long time. I got up late and now I am going to be late, so I ran fast and didn't notice you. I'm sorry. . . ”
Lu Ming glanced at Xiaozhi after hearing this: "Xiaozhi will be late soon, so now..."
"..." Xiaozhi seemed to suddenly react when he heard this sentence.
Then he suddenly turned around and ran in one direction: "Wait for me, Dr. Omu."
Looking at Xiaozhi's flying figure, Lu Ming fell into deep thought. Although the world of Pokémon cannot become stronger by itself, it seems quite interesting.Then let me, Lu Ming.Let Lu make a big splash in this world full of unknown creatures.
Lu Ming stood up and was intoxicated with himself for a while. He thought that for now, he had to get the Pokmon first, and then he had to go to Dr. Ohmu's research institute. Lu Ming had no choice but to rush towards the place where Xiaozhi had just been. direction, also started running.
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