Are you sure this is the elf world

Lu Ming heard Qingye's last words, and a throbbing spread in his heart. Yes, in this world where he can't even go to the toilet properly, if there is someone who can look after him Wouldn't it be perfect? ​​He can chat with you, poop with you, encourage you when you can't poop out, and even share a piece of paper with you. Just thinking about those girls holding hands while going to the toilet suddenly makes you happy. That’s understandable, maybe I’ll try it in the future.

It was this kind of throbbing that made Lu Ming's hard heart soften. This was simply a tough man's tenderness. After taking a look at Qingye, he agreed to this request.

"Qingye, let it go as much as you want. I'll be here to guard you. Nothing but flies can get in. But you have to remember that you owe me once."

"Then please."

Lu Ming watched Qingye lower his noble head and began to play in earnest.

A great philosopher once said:

“You never know where the end of a run is until it’s over.”

The same is true for the large size. Lu Ming never thought that Qingye would stay for so long at a time.

In fact, the matter of guarding is really important. It is normal for anything to happen when you are on guard. Just like it is normal for you to see a group of policemen coming to arrest you when you are on guard. Lu Ming was pressing his nose in boredom. When I was pooping, I heard someone not far away shouting through a loudspeaker:

"Listen to the big people inside, you have been surrounded. Quickly pick up your pants and surrender quickly. Don't try to break out with weapons of mass destruction like the Yoneda Communist Party. You have no chance."

To be honest, I was really shocked when I suddenly heard such a sound when I was picking up my nose. I used too much force and caused a nosebleed.

"Damn it, the police nowadays are so cunning that they use psychological strategies. They asked me to reduce my blood count before we started fighting. It's really despicable."

Lu Ming became angry all of a sudden. He took out his Zanpakutō and planned to fight to the death with the policemen outside. Unexpectedly, Aoba, who had taken out his sticks and kept shouting at the back, called out:

"Lu Ming, you are kidding me. Didn't you say that nothing but flies are allowed in? Why are there mosquitoes? They stung me to death. You can think of a way to deal with it."

"..."

Even if you have a big heart like Lu Ming, you are still a little angry. There is a confrontation with the police here, and it has turned into bloodshed. Can you be more serious, you bastard.

But then Lu Ming thought about it and thought that it would be really uncomfortable for him to be harassed by mosquitoes in this situation, so he readily understood Qingye's request, so he shouted to the police outside:

"Police officers outside, listen, if you rush in, I will use weapons of mass destruction. If you want me to surrender, you need to agree to three conditions."

Lu Ming’s imaginative thinking is very strange and normal, but the police outside will definitely not follow Lu Ming’s ideas. The policeman outside who seemed to be in command was very angry and cursed angrily:

"There really is something wrong with that accomplice named Lu Ming. He dares to ask us for conditions in this situation. Do you think he has a flaw in his mind? Take out my Zanpakuto 120 anti-tank rocket launcher. Whatever Bring over the Zanpakutō Apocalypse tank of the team leader of the second team."

Seeing his boss furious, the policeman standing next to him who looked like a dog-headed military advisor stood up and gave him advice:

"Boss, don't worry. This matter doesn't need to be so big. Do you still remember the last time you went to catch a thief driving the Zanpakutō aircraft carrier of Team [-]? The higher-ups blamed it, and the coffee in our dormitory was taken away. The machines have all been removed, and we can’t drink coffee anymore, which makes it impossible for us to stay up all night. Boss, you have to think twice.”

"Okay, yes, what do you think we should do?"

"Boss, I think it's not too late for us to listen to his conditions first and then decide what to do."

"Then let's decide."

After the boss-like person finished speaking, he motioned to the person shouting underground to let the people inside tell the terms.

Lu Ming also said this with a twitch in his mind. He also watched too many TV series with brain damage. Kidnappers, bank robbers, and murderers are always making terms with the police. He also quickly mentioned the issue of terms, and all of a sudden I haven't thought about what conditions I want to put forward at all.

Our protagonist is nothing short of an imaginative little prince. It only took Si Feng a second to think of three conditions:

"Listen carefully, my three conditions are as follows. First, you should get a box of mosquito repellent incense and light it. There are too many mosquitoes here; second, you should get a bottle of Nongfu Sanquan. I I'm really thirsty. If conditions permit, Qiantose Mountain won't be a big problem. The third and most important thing is, can you get me two umbrellas? It's so wet. It's really uncomfortable. If conditions permit, let’s take a shower in another place, change clothes, and chat over a cup of hot tea.”

The boss-looking policeman outside was surprisingly angry. He rolled up his sleeves, picked up a 120 anti-tank rocket launcher, and planned to go up.

"Boss, don't be impulsive. We have to think twice. Think about it for yourselves. In fact, this guy's conditions are not excessive at all. Why don't you agree to him first? Boss, think about it, they are trying to kill you. The picture is so beautiful. I dare not look at it."

"E, what you say makes sense, so I promise him first. If you think about it carefully, getting wet in the rain like this is really not a problem."

When the scene turned, classmate Lu Ming took a shower, changed his clothes, drank mineral water, and had an extra umbrella on his hand. This little mushroom umbrella was quite unique.

"Is it true? After taking a shower, changing clothes, and having an umbrella and mineral water is already the limit. Wanting a box of mosquito coils is still too much. You still have to learn to be content as a human being."

Lu Ming drank mineral water and looked at his new clothes under an umbrella. He smelled the fragrance of shampoo on his scalp and suddenly felt that the police outside were quite good.

However, this idea of ​​classmate Lu Ming only existed in his mind for a moment, and was interrupted by Qingye who was still behind the big player. He lowered his head and shouted to Lu Ming in a low voice:

"Lu Ming, I won't ask for mosquito coils. Please see if you have toilet paper with you."

"Nani..."

Lu Mingsi thought about it and searched up and down but couldn't find toilet paper, so he thought again and shouted to the police outside:

"Although you have not satisfied me with the mosquito coils, I am still very satisfied. I have one last request. If you give me a piece of toilet paper, I will go out and surrender."

"..."