Marvel One Punch Man

♂nbsp; "Du, if you continue to cheat me like this, I will definitely break off our relationship with you."

"Okay Steve, I won't catch you again. Look, God, that girl's breasts are so big, Steve, these things are almost bigger than your head." Du Pengxing waved his hands helplessly, and suddenly , exclaimed to a bar girl.

"Fake, Du, please keep your voice down." I don't know if this is Steve's first time here, or something else. When Du Pengxing exclaimed, Steve seemed to be afraid of something. He looked around and pulled his eyes. Li Tian said awkwardly.

"Oh God, Steve, you are so shy. What makes you so shy? Is there an old friend of yours here? The innocent Steve actually has a lover." Du Pengxing joked funnyly, maybe she really is. I know women, otherwise there would be no need to do this.

In fact, it's not that Steve is shy, but that he feels embarrassed and doesn't know what kind of friends he has made. He goes into the bar and screams. This is very embarrassing, just like a fledgling.

Just when Steve was about to defend himself, suddenly, a bar girl came to Du Pengxing's table and said seriously to Du Pengxing: "Hi sir, our bar restricts bringing children in, please let this child out."

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I thought the girl would let him order a drink, but when I heard this, the red wine Du Pengxing just drank spurted out, causing Steve, who couldn't avoid it, to have red wine all over his face.

Steve, who had sprayed wine all over his face, had an angry look on his face and his face was red.

"Wow, wow, let's see, it's that kid who came to the adult bar. It turns out to be kid Steve. Dear Steve, it turns out you're not underdeveloped, but you're still young." The mocking voice came from came from behind Steve.

Steve, who was already embarrassed to death, immediately responded when he heard this voice: "God, Bucky, why are you still here? Aren't you afraid that you will die from exhaustion?"

"Haha, Steve, aren't you watching a movie? Isn't the movie good? Come here to have fun, but children are not welcome here." A tall man said to Steve with a smile.

"You bastard, I came here to take you home and save you from dying on the bar girl."

"Jenny, this is my friend. He is not a child, but an old friend." Looking at the bar girl who was still standing aside, Bucky explained to the bar girl as a regular customer.

"Oh Bucky, you have such an interesting friend. When will you bring him out to play with? I wonder what it would be like to go to bed with him and play like a toddler." Jenny shook her blond hair and said with a charming smile.

"Haha, I will definitely take him to play with me next time."

Jenny and Bucky joked for a while and then left. It was busy time now, so there was no time to keep talking to Bucky.

Steve next to him was blushing, and he kept listening to the two of them teasing him. If Jenny hadn't been here, he would have wanted to go forward and fight Bucky.

After Jenny left, Steve suddenly stepped forward, pinched Bucky's neck and said, "You bastard, if you make fun of my height in the future, I will never let you go."

"Okay, Steve, I'll never do that again."

Steve let go of his hand, then pulled Bucky to sit down and said: "Bucky, let me introduce to you, Zhao Shuhao, a Chinese, a friend and benefactor I just met, he saved my life."

When Steve mentioned that Du Pengxing saved him, he then talked about the incident of being beaten while watching a movie, and then focused on how brave Jeremy Zhao was, defeating those gangsters in just a few strokes.

"Oh brother, thank you for saving Steve. I'm afraid if it weren't for you, this friend of mine would be dead. You saved his life. I don't know how to thank you. Since Steve regards you as Brother, you will also be my Bucky’s brother from now on.” Bucky said gratefully to Du Pengxing.

"No, no, I've heard about your friendship with Steve on the road. I'm very envious of your friendship. It's an honor for me to be brothers with you." Looking at Bucky , Du Pengxing sighed very much, Steve's friend since childhood, and later Captain America's enemy, the Winter Soldier.

"Yes, Du and the three of us are friends now." Steve said with a smile.

"Bucky, Du will move in with us from now on. Please clean up the things in that utility room when you go back." Steve said solemnly.

"Oh Steve, what are you doing? Are you forgetting your old love now that you have Du?" Bucky said in surprise.

Hearing Bucky's words, Du Pengxing's bald head was sweating. What does it mean to forget the old love when you have me? Can't you explain it clearly?

I don’t know if Bucky has a big mouth or a loud voice. Anyway, after hearing Bucky’s words, the people nearby looked at the three of them with disdain. In this bar where there are beautiful girls, there are actually anus lovers. Isn’t this the wrong hole?

"Bucky, you bastard, that utility room is all your stuff. If you don't move out, Zhao will move in like this." Steve was very helpless and yelled.

"Okay, okay, Steve, don't be angry. I'll move it right away when we get back. I'll just put some attic magazines in there. They won't take up space." Bucky said softly.

Although Bucky said softly, Steve still heard: "You are putting some attic magazines, you don't have to stand in the whole room."

Hearing Steve's words, Du Pengxing looked at Bucky with disdain. Who is this guy? There's a whole room full of Penthouse magazines. That's a pornographic magazine, not a serious magazine. Damn, this guy He is simply a pervert. Why does he appear so upright in the movie? Could it be Steve's influence on him in the future?

After Bucky's antics and Du Pengxing's understanding of the two of them, when the three of them talked, their feelings for each other quickly rose. Especially Bucky was very fond of Du Pengxing. Although his name was Li Tian, ​​he was from time travel in the 21st century, and Baji Ji also has a lewd side, and the conversation between the two is very topical.

Of course, neither of them talked about healthy topics, but topics that were inappropriate for children. Although Steve was no longer young, the innocent Steve always blushed.

Although Du Pengxing has little experience in the topic of women when Bucky talks about it, the life of an otaku in his previous life is not that of a white otaku. If you haven't eaten pork, you haven't seen pigs running away.

Therefore, the two chatted very enthusiastically. Bucky was talking at first. When Li Tian told what he had seen online in his previous life, Bucky was immediately shocked.

"Du, I just heard Steve say that you can do divination, oh, fortune telling." Suddenly, Bucky changed the subject and said, Americans call fortune telling divination.

"Uh, fortune telling." Du Pengxing didn't react at all.

In an instant, Du Pengxing understood immediately and felt extremely embarrassed. Wasn't he the one who deceived Steve?

"Yes, I can tell fortunes, but I can only tell fortunes three times a day. Any more will not work." Du Pengxing pretended to be serious.

"Really? Then how many times have you counted today?"

"Twice, once to calculate good or bad luck when going out, and once to help Steve calculate that he will become a legend in the future."

"Steve has become a legend." Bucky looked at Du Pengxing in disbelief. If he said he became a legend, then it would be very possible. As Steve's friend since childhood, what other abilities does he have besides his overwhelming sense of justice?

"Bucky, I know you don't believe it, but I've never been wrong in my fortune telling."

"Okay Zhao, then help me calculate whether I will become the richest man in the United States in the future, and how many girlfriends I have." Bucky said to Du Pengxing with a funny look.

"The richest man in America still has several girlfriends, why don't you just die?" Jeremy Zhao has learned a lesson from Bucky's shamelessness.

"Haha, Bucky, I see your face, I'm afraid you will be in a big disaster in the future, but with Steve and me here, we will definitely keep you safe and sound." Du Pengxing said solemnly, as long as he doesn't let Bucky escape from the train Falling off a cliff and keeping him safe was a piece of cake.

As for whether there will be another Winter Soldier in the future, that is none of his business.

Before going back with Steve, Du Pengxing arrived at his place, packed a few clothes, and checked into Steve's house.

Looking at Du Pengxing's poor things, Steve was a little confused, but it was over in a blink of an eye. Those who lived in the hotel could only move furniture and only a few clothes.

When he arrived at Steve's residence, of course Du Pengxin couldn't let Bucky clean the room alone, but joined Steve in the cleaning process.

After tidying up the room, Bucky and Steve accompanied Jeremy Zhao to buy some furniture and beds.

After everything was ready, Du Pengxing officially moved into Steve's house, and the monthly rent was only 100 US dollars. Although 100 US dollars was a small amount, you must know that this is the United States in the 5th century, and the US dollar is very valuable now, 100 US dollars. You can hook up with a street girl. In this regard, 10 US dollars is actually a lot. Originally, Steve only charged a symbolic 100 US dollars, but at Du Pengxing's insistence, he only accepted [-] US dollars from Zhao Du Pengxing.

Two years passed quickly, and Du Pengxing also lived with Steve and Bucky for two years. In the past two years, Du Pengxing's relationship with the three of them has grown by leaps and bounds. If Du Pengxing hadn't known that he liked women, he would have doubted whether he was normal. Man, how else could I live with two men for two years?

In this regard, Du Pengxing may have admired Steve too much in his previous life, so he was able to live with Steve and Bucky for two years.

In the past two years, Bucky has not changed much. He is a regular at the bar every day. After a few days, he will bring a woman back to have sex. Although Du Pengxing wanted to ask Bucky, is there any treatment for AIDS now?

He brings a woman here casually, and the woman looks like a street girl. Isn't he afraid of getting AIDS? There are no condoms now.

I don’t know if Bucky is lucky or something. He has brought back many different street girls, but he has never contracted AIDS once. It seems that as a major supporting role in the Marvel world, he still has a lucky halo, plus he will have a role in the future, I'm afraid God doesn't want this guy to die from AIDS.