Marvel One Punch Man

♂nbsp; Looking at Du Pengxin's firm eyes, as an agent, Philip was sure that this guy was not lying. He said calmly: "You are very powerful. You can subdue an elite French agent in an instant. It seems that you have good skills."

Du Pengxing smiled and said: "It's just a few years of practice, it's no big deal."

"Really? Then my subordinates have gone through more than ten years of training." Philip said with a smile. Could it be that he and others had trained in vain for more than ten years.

"Haha, the kung fu passed down from the family is not as good as outsiders." Du Pengxing said.

"Okay, Nick, what do you mean when you say there is a way to let Du Pengxing pass?" Phillip ignored Du Pengxing and asked Nick.

"This is the military pass O'Neill gave me, but it can only be used by one person." Nick took out a certificate from his bag and said.

Isn't O'Neill the officer who cooperated with Nick in the movie at the end? Du Pengxing thought to himself when he heard the name Nick mentioned.

"Okay." Philip took the certificate, looked at it, and threw it to Du Pengxing.

Du Pengxing's matter was settled. The French agents and Nick were all dressed. Everyone was queuing up to wait for Philip to check. Philip quietly pulled an agent and told him: "No matter what time, give it to me." I’m staring at that kid.”

After speaking, he winked in Du Pengxing's direction.

"clear."

The agent nodded in agreement, then lined up in the queue, looking at Du Pengxing intentionally or unintentionally.

Of course, Du Pengxing discovered this. When Philip was talking to the agent, Li Tian kept staring at them. Du Pengxing also heard clearly what Philip and the agent said. However, when Du Pengxing thought about it, besides Except for Philip, in the plot of the original movie, they were all just soy sauce characters who were all about to die. Du Pengxing didn't care about their tracking at all.

Philip stood in front of the team and checked the makeup of his subordinates one by one. When he saw someone smoking, he immediately threw away the cigarette. Then he took out a pack of chewing gum. He first put a piece into his mouth, and then gave each of his subordinates a piece of gum. piece.

Nick, who was chatting with Du Pengxing on the side, was very curious when he saw this situation. He watched each of them get chewing gum and board the car, and asked Philip: "Is eating chewing gum a habit of French agents before their missions?"

"Haha, Nick, haven't you noticed that American soldiers are used to eating this food?" Du Pengxing, who joined the American team during World War II, knew the hobbies of American soldiers very well and said with a smile. However, it is not necessarily the case now. Thinking of this, Du Pengxing was holding back his smile.

Phillip glanced at Li Tian in surprise. He didn't expect this kid to notice this, and immediately praised him: "Very good observation skills."

Du Pengxing twitched the corner of his mouth and thought to himself.

Nick got on the car, glanced at Du Pengxing behind the car and Phillip sitting next to him, and looked puzzled: "Really? Why isn't O'Neal like this?"

After finishing speaking, Nick glanced at the French agent in the car who was eating chewing gum. His expression was a little ugly. He suppressed a smile and said, "How about you let me communicate with those soldiers later?"

More than ten seconds passed, and Nick saw that the car had not started yet, and Philippe actually slapped the steering wheel. Seeing this, Nick was expressionless, but he was probably laughing in his heart. These French guys actually connected an American car to the car. Even if you don't know how to drive, how can you play the role of an American soldier? It seems that the decision you just made was the right one.

"Didn't you notice that this gear is not in gear?" Nick reminded Phillip.

Phillip's face instantly showed a bit of embarrassment, but he recovered immediately and the car started moving.

At night, it was still raining in the sky in Manhattan. The military vehicle drove to the blockade and slowly stopped.

An American soldier who was standing guard for inspection held a flashlight in his hand and shined a light on the people in the car. Suddenly, the light of the flashlight focused on Du Pengxing's face and said: "Who?"

Seeing this situation, Du Pengxing was not nervous at all. He took out a pass prepared by Nick and handed it to the soldier.

After taking the pass and watching it for a long time without finding anything wrong, the soldier said: "Okay, who are you except him?"

He shook the flashlight and shone it on the faces of Philip and others. The soldier was very surprised. Are these the Americans? Why are they all chewing gum? When did the army have this tradition? I heard that during World War II, American soldiers liked this chewing gum. With.

"Sir." Nick was about to return when he was interrupted by a soldier: "Shut up, recruit, I didn't ask you."

"Sergeant O'Neill just summoned us. He asked us to find him quickly and bring the monster expert to them." Nick was not frightened by the soldier's words and did not dare to answer. Instead, he pointed at Li Tian, He betrayed O'Neill, whom he met in the army.

The soldier shined the flashlight on the faces of the agents who were chewing gum. Looking at this strange scene, he finally asked Philip: "Do you have a problem with your speech?"

Phillip turned around and said: "No, sir, I'm fine. It's just that the damn weather makes me feel particularly unhappy."

When he finished speaking, Phillip chewed gum.

"Yes, it's really damn weather." The soldier looked at the sky where it was still raining heavily with approval.

Just when the soldier was still thinking about asking, there was suddenly a shouting from the front. Seeing this, the soldier said to Philip and others: "Okay, hurry up. Depending on the situation, something may happen at night."

"thank you very much."

After Phillip finished speaking, he drove the car into Manhattan.

Seeing that they passed the checkpoint without any danger, everyone in the car relaxed.

Looking at the agent who was still chewing gum, Du Pengxing said to Philip: "Hey, is your chewing gum an American product?"

"Of course." Phillip was very surprised and didn't know why this kid asked.

Du Pengxing smiled evilly and said, "Have you ever heard of the joke about American chewing gum and condoms?"

"Oh what is that?" Philip asked in confusion. Even Nick looked at Li Tian, ​​wondering what the relationship between American chewing gum and condoms was.

Because everyone in the car relaxed after passing the checkpoint, Du Pengxing continued: "Then I will tell you a joke."

“Isn’t it funny?”

"It's very funny. You won't be disappointed." Looking at the agents who were still chewing gum, Du Pengxing smiled strangely.

Du Pengxing said to the agents: "This joke is called American Chewing Gum and Condoms."

"Say an American is eating in a restaurant in France." Li Tian said.

When the waiter brought a plate of lobster, the American asked: "How do you deal with the leftover shrimp shells?"

"nonono" the American shook his head and said, "In the United States, leftover lemon peels are sent to factories, made into jam, and then sold to you in France."

When checking out, Americans chewed gum and asked the waiter with a smile: "How do you deal with the leftover gum?"

"Of course I'll spit it out," the waiter said.

"nonono" the American shook his head and said proudly: "In the United States, the chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into sets, and then sold to France."

The waiter asked impatiently: "Do you know how to dispose of used condoms in France?"

"Of course I'm throwing it away," the American said.

The waiter shook his head and said, "In France, nonono, the used condoms are sent to the factory, made into chewing gum, and then sold to you in the United States."

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Du Pengxing's joke made everyone in the car quickly spit out the gum in their mouths.

"Damn, this is so disgusting. I swear I will never buy chewing gum again." An agent who was disgusted by Du Pengxing yelled.

"Du, your joke is really disgusting. Look, if one of my men suffers from the sequelae of chewing gum, I will definitely ask you for mental damages." Phillip spat towards the outside of the car, his face full of disgust.

"Okay, I admit that this joke is not funny, but it is a fact. Chewing gum is really the raw material for making condoms. If you don't believe it, ask Nick. As a doctor, he must know the raw materials for condoms." After Du Pengxing finished speaking, The question was immediately handed over to Nick.

Nick saw that Du Pengxing had brought trouble here. Nick, who had been laughed at by Li Tian and blushed, suppressed a smile and said: "Everyone, although I am an American, I swear, the raw materials used in the United States to make condoms It’s just chewing gum.”

"vomit"

Under the chemical reaction, the agent who was expecting a different answer immediately started vomiting.

"Sir, I hope that after this mission, I can see a psychiatrist." An agent stood up and said with a smile.

"Okay, after this mission, I will give you a month's leave, and you will all go to the beach in Hawaii for medical treatment." Phillip said in a helpless tone.

After hearing Philip's words, all the agents shouted: "Hey, you are so wise."

"Yes, I swear, when I get to Hawaii, I will definitely find a bikini doctor to check it out."

"Hawaiian Carnival, what do you think?"

"Yes, a feast of bikinis."

There was a lot of joy in the car, which made Du Pengxing feel very funny. You are all soy sauce characters, just get off the show after receiving the box lunch, and you are still having a Hawaiian carnival.

And just as the car was driving towards its destination, the 23rd Street Station, the U.S. army had already prepared a trap and prepared a large number of fish. Heavy soldiers, aircraft and tanks were ambushed beside it, waiting for Godzilla's arrival.

The car stopped at No. 23 Street Station, and Du Pengxing and others entered the subway passage.

On the other side, the heroine Angel, who was persuaded by Victor, also entered another sewer.