Are you sure it's Pokémon

I don’t know what kind of material the chameleon’s tongue is made of. Its toughness is simply crazy. It has withstood the power of two people and three Pokémon and it is still not broken.

I saw that pink tongue hanging in the air to create a beautiful arch bridge. After a short period of stillness, I only heard "pop, pop, pop." After a burst of movement, several bodies were entangled together in mid-air. The key is In mid-air, history will remember this moment. The birth of a new posture is gratifying.

Less than three seconds later, there was a "boom" and a colorful object hit the ground.After a while of rolling, there was no movement.

Lu Ming looked at the situation where the Abo monster was entangled all over his body, and felt the sharp pain of acupuncture somewhere in his body. There was no fluctuation in his heart, and there was no change in the expression on his face.

After a moment of silence, Lu Ming smiled faintly. He pulled out his left hand that had accidentally been inserted into the joint between the torso and tail of the Abo monster. He felt the greasy feeling of honey coming from his left hand, frowned and used his right hand to pull out the Bibi. The bird's beak was pulled out, and a whole tongue was taken out.

After taking a look at the tongue in my hand, I felt inexplicably that it would not taste good when making spicy duck tongue, so I threw it away. Finally, I pulled out the glasses that had somehow been inserted into Chameleon's left eye.

Lu Ming wiped it with his sleeve and brought it back to his face. Lu Ming, with a calm face, looked at the girl not far away who had a big bump on her head due to grabbing Dier with her head. He held a bag with tears in his eyes. He was wiping the dust off his face with something that looked like "Instructions for Stillness", and he looked like he had no idea what he was holding.I just think it feels pretty good and fleshy.

Lu Ming felt sad and took out Natsu to bury the three Pokémon that could not be revived.

Only then did I realize that all the high-end wound medicine originally packed in my backpack had been spilled on my pants. Too much medicine had penetrated into my pants, and my underwear was all wet.

At this moment, Lu Ming wanted to try to accept the reality. He unzipped his pants and reached out to touch them. . . , looked down. . . .Thousands of silent tears.

"I'm still a virgin. God, what kind of sin have I done? Why are there no wounds?"

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"Xiaoxia, what you said is true. This can be cured at the Zanpakutō Center. You didn't lie to me, you really didn't lie to me!!!"

"Lu Ming, this is the 238th time you've asked me. Really, I didn't lie to you. A small problem like this can be solved without surgery at the Pokémon Center. Do you have any medical knowledge to handle this situation? It's normal to have a sprained foot. It won't have any impact after it's cured. You can also customize the size, shape and angle, and even open a few more holes without any problem."

"Oh, by the way, people are often bitten by unicorns while swimming naked recently. It is said that the unicorns are like mosquitoes sucking blood during the breeding season. The female unicorns need to swallow the "Armstrong gyrojet Armstrong cannon" in order to survive. It can be reproduced normally, and some people who really don’t have money will take it out to feed and breed unicorn fish. "

"Xiaoxia, let me confirm for the last time. You didn't lie to me because you crushed me with the "Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon"."

"It's true. Now, just go through the Viridian Forest to the next town, go to the Zanpakutō Center and I'll pay you to watch."

After hearing this, Lu Ming felt a little relieved. He didn't expect that in this world with advanced medical science, although he was not dissatisfied with his size, what if. . .

Just when Lu Ming was using statistical theory to demonstrate what size was most suitable, the yellow figure appeared again, and this time Xiaoxia also saw it.

"Pikachu?"

"That looks like Pikachu, right? Why is he so small? Are you a baby?"

"Isn't that a normal body shape?"

"Common sense, Lu Ming, a normal-sized Pikachu is about 2.5 to three meters tall. It has a shape similar to the bear in the Classic of Mountains and Seas but has a lightning-shaped tail. It is a very ferocious Pokémon."

"... Classic of Mountains and Seas??? Bear???"

Lu Ming wanted to have a pain in his balls but failed, so he decided to go and have a look. After all, he was still obsessed with Pikachu. Besides, don’t think that I haven’t seen Pikachu. Chi Ye has one that looks furry but looks very long. It's what a normal Pikachu looks like.Stop telling me you can't lie to me.

Xiaoxia didn't want to go, but after taking a look at Lu Ming's crotch, she felt she owed Lu Ming something, so she followed the yellow figure with Lu Ming.

Walking by the stream, I forget how far the road is.Suddenly, there are peach blossoms, hundreds of steps along the bank. There are no trees in the middle, the grass is delicious, and the fallen flowers are colorful.What's so different is that when I move forward again, I want to exhaust the forest.

When the forest reaches the water source, there is a mountain with a small mouth, as if there is light.Enter through the mouth.At first he was extremely narrow, but only then did he understand people.After walking dozens of steps, I suddenly became enlightened.

At a glance, Lu Ming and Xiaoxia saw a large lake in front of them, and the water looked very clear.

Lu Ming felt it was very magical. He looked towards the water and suddenly saw a blue reflection in the water flashing from the lake for a while and then disappearing.I don’t know if it’s an illusion that the reflection in the water also has the [-]-cent special effect of “Buling, Buling”. Damn it, why is there a special effect for a mere reflection? I don’t even have it, you bastard.

Ignoring the guy with special effects, Lu Ming looked around and found a Pikachu in an open space not far away. It was true that Pikachu was not the exotic version but the normal version.

This was really good news that brought tears to my eyes. I turned around and looked at Xiaoxia, who was about to give him an expression like "Look at some bear-like creature, you're talking nonsense." But she realized that she couldn't do it with her facial skills. When I have such an expression, I want to feel pain in my balls but I find that it fails.

It was in such a situation where he didn't know where the pain was that Lu Ming noticed that Xiaoxia's expression was very strange, as if she was thinking about something.I was about to ask her, but she spoke first.

"Lu Ming, this place is a bit strange. Is it an illusion? You must know that places like Viridian Forest are mostly made of evergreen trees. This type of deciduous trees is unnatural. Moreover, we don't have peach blossoms in the Kanto region. We can't find them on the map either. Not here. It’s probably an illusion.”

"What is the illusion?"

"Common sense, Lu Ming, the so-called illusion is also called "sealed" or "wilderness". It is a pseudo space based on the real world created by special Pokémon. Specifically, it is a special space. A space that does not belong to reality, but has a certain rationality."

"It's a bit advanced, are you sure this is common sense?

But this is not the key now. The key is that there is a Pikachu over there. How can I catch him? It’s the feeling of making him my pet. It’s a bit hard to explain, but you understand! ! ! "

"What, do you think that big yellow mouse over there is Pikachu? Do you have common sense? Even if Pikachu is just born, it weighs more than 665 kilograms. This cute creature is definitely not Pikachu." See more!Prestige official account: hhxs[-]