Are you sure it's Pokémon

Xiaoxia, who had been watching the game on the sidelines, had a slight problem with her vision because the smoke blew into her eyes, which caused her tear glands to secrete tears rapidly. It was only after her vision recovered that he remembered to take out the Raku Zanpakuto illustrated book.

"Cheng Yaojin?? Fighting attribute Zanpakutō, a Zanpakutō with quick recovery ability

Form: double axe,

Characteristics: Surrender to death (the loss of physical strength and the increase in injuries will passively increase strength and speed.)

Description: Hobby...um...does cross-dressing count?

When Xiaoxia saw the introduction of this Zanpakutō, she realized that something was going to happen.

"Lu Ming, be careful, that guy has powerful recovery skills."

Lu Ming, who was on the field, heard what Xiaoxia said and immediately realized that he was in trouble. After hearing the weird laughter of the killing machine Abe, he made a decision and had an extra move on his hands.

Then Lu Ming realized a more critical issue.

At this time, Lu Ming had abnormal gastrointestinal motility due to strenuous exercise after eating, which caused his bladder to be squeezed, and then he felt a strong urge to urinate. And most importantly, the soldiers who had been silent in the large intestine also felt like I have received the call from the next door, but I am also rushing to break through the city gate and embrace the embrace of Mother Earth. The situation is quite, very, special crisis.

Seeing the opponent who seemed to be completely unharmed after the smoke cleared, my heart collapsed.The only solution for now is to lift the anus and then force it on.

Lu Ming touched his empty waist. If there was still a ball, Lu Ming might have a bold idea, but this bold idea was stillborn before it could be implemented.

Life is often unsatisfactory. Lu Ming once thought that the initial setting of his low luck attribute had been changed because of time travel. He never expected that just when he was about to forget it, it came again. Such a coincidence.

His mind was spinning. It seemed that Lu Ming had thought about a bold idea in his life for so long. In reality, a blink of an eye passed. At this moment, he saw the killing machine Abe slowly walking over with a smile on his face. With a hint of pride he said:

"Haha, I didn't expect that my Zanpakuto Cheng Yaojin can already be unlocked. In the initial unlock state, I can quickly recover my physical strength and injuries, and even my strength and speed can be greatly increased. With you My current attack power can’t keep up with my recovery speed, so it’s impossible for you to defeat me.”

Lu Ming looked at the man in front of him who was bragging to him with a speechless face, and said a lot of words that could be summed up in one sentence: "It depends on whether I am good or not."

Do I still have to reply to him, "Then you have a stick in your mouth."

Don't you think this is crazy? Lu Ming didn't have time to deal with him. The stick in his hand reached in front of his opponent without any warning, and it had already reached his chest while the opponent was still waiting for Lu Ming's reply.

"stun gun!"

"It's not over yet."

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After the electric shock bat successfully hit the opponent, Lu Ming did not hesitate. Strong electric current surged out from the gun sister bat again, and a blue electric ball as big as a basketball appeared from the mouth of the bat and flew straight towards the bat that had just been repelled by the current. Abe, the killing machine, has traveled some distance.

Just when the electric current was about to hit the killing machine Abe, he jumped up high, raised the heavy ax above his head with both hands and struck towards Lu Ming with the force of splitting Huashan.

Lu Ming endured the turmoil in his abdomen and shouted, "Get bigger."

Just when Lu Ming finished shouting this, the gun sister's stick, which was originally only 1.2 meters long, instantly increased in size and reached the top of the killing machine Abe's head. It fell faster than him and hit it hard.

With a "Boom~" a big hole appeared on the ground.

"Haha, I've already been told that your attacks can't keep up with my recovery speed..."

"You can't keep up, right?"

Before the killing machine Abe had finished speaking, he hit him with another stick.

"Reply quickly, right?"

Another stick.

"Shijie, right?"

Another double is a stick.

"Cheng Yaojin, right?"

"Killing machine Abe, right?"

I saw Lu Ming covering his butt with one hand and saying something with the other and hitting his opponent. After hitting his opponent for more than ten times, a strong evil aura suddenly came from the bottom of the huge pit that was smashed out.

"You're dead. My mother has never hit me like this!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh."

The killing machine Abe shouted and jumped out of the pit with a speed that was invisible to the naked eye and reached behind Lu Ming in a few flashes.

"Explosive Double Axe!"

The two rotating axes struck Lu Ming.

Abe, the killing machine, laughed wildly when he felt the sure hit. He had really suffered from this attack, and he was still in such a seriously injured state that he would not be dead even if he thought about it.

After the aftermath of the exploding double axes, the killing machine Abe's originally red eyes stared fiercely. He swore that he had never imagined such a scene in his dreams.

What appeared in the eyes of the killing machine Abe was that the little man opposite grabbed his ax with one hand, and then a huge force came. The little man lifted himself up with one hand, and then held his stick against himself. That broad chest full of proud chest hair.

"What the hell are you doing? Why are you wearing all the meat? You bastard, you know I only brought a pair of pants!!!"

After Lu Ming said this, a violent electric current flashed through the sky, and a blue electric light streaked across the sky.

This is the first time that killing machine Abe has experienced the feeling of flying. He suddenly understood why the brothers hundreds of years ago worked so hard to soar into the sky. If there is a chance, he would really like to be shot again~~~

When the onlookers nearby saw the scene, their eyes were as wide as a bull's eye, and they could stuff a durian into their mouths. . .Okay half a durian. . .OK, OK, a quarter of a durian.

Lu Ming took advantage of everyone being blinded and quickly dodged away, running out as fast as he could in his life.

Inside the Zanpakutō Center Men's Restroom

"I knew it, I knew Madu went to the toilet and there was no paper, ah ah, I really had enough."

Unable to do anything, I took out my cell phone and called Xiaoxia.

"Xiaoxia, it's up to you. You must agree to my lifelong request."

"E tell me what's going on first. Where are you? You were there just now. Why have you disappeared?"

"You might not believe it when I tell you that I'm in the men's room at the Zanpakutō Center."

"Don't you have any paper with you?"

"Sister Xia, you must help me. This is my lifelong request."

"It's impossible, there's no way, just give up!"

"If you deny Sanlian, why don't you be so decisive?"

"The men's room, how can this be possible for a beautiful young girl like me?"

"No more room?"

"No."

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