Are you sure it's Pokémon

What happens next is of course a scene that everyone likes to see and play together.

Zhang Wei pretended to be dead and discovered that something was wrong with the situation around him. It seemed that nothing had happened, and he quietly got up from the ground.When he got up, he happened to hold the coin he had just used in his left hand. This was his lucky coin and he couldn't lose it.

After Zhang Wei got up from the ground, he saw Lu Ming yelling and screaming with a small object he didn't know what it was. A group of uncles next to him were holding similar things and had excited expressions on their faces. Xia Ze was nearby and didn't know what she was doing. Zhang Wei couldn't help but look weird when he saw this situation. Could it be? . . .

Zhang Wei had a manly smile on his lips and walked inside.

I saw Lu Ming playing with the small objects in his hands and shouting: "Ah, hold on tight. At this time, you have to go over and Q to receive the ultimate move, and then show off the dog tag to show off. Oh, that's right. This bright dog tag is very important, it is a psychological suppression of the enemy."

Then Uncle Pippi on the side answered: "Well, that's it, it makes sense."

There seems to be something wrong, why do I naturally play games in the past?

"Hey, look, I'm going to seduce him with a backhand blow, and see what the kid says, he didn't hit it, it's very comfortable. What kid is going to blow up? It's not a big problem, I'll set up a square wind wall first, There was a wave of obs on the edge, what do you call a child's robbery? Oh, just turn it up, this guy is very naughty, very hard-headed, very spiritual, he seems to be really going to explode. But I still don't panic and dodge first, don't dodge me, but I'm not afraid , at this time, we have to think reversely and give him an e. Do you think that I, the best melon in the new town, will be afraid of you, a child? ...What? Damn, the blind boy popping up there!!!

"you?have?been?yed."

Looking at the naughty uncles who were all looking at him again, Lu Ming smiled softly and said calmly: "Don't panic, this guy is very naughty. I'm making a bit of profit from the other side, but I won't lose either. You see, I'll go home." Add a small yellow cross, and the 20% critical hit is very comfortable."

Zhang Wei had no way to get between Lu Ming and his uncle, so he had to go to Xiaoxia to understand the situation.

Xiaoxia is indeed the one who told Zhang Wei the current situation.

"It is said that these Pipi want to perform a ritual here, which is probably a necessary ritual to return to their original planet."

"So Pippi is an alien?"

"Otherwise, where are we going to go back? It is said that they are Plutonians. I heard that the people on earth excluded their planet from the sequence of the nine planets in the solar system. I felt uncomfortable for some reason, so I filmed a troop and came over to hold a military exercise."

"Shouldn't Pluto people be all kobolds? Besides, what does our unilateral exclusion of Pluto from the nine planets have to do with him? Is this necessary?"

"Hades is not a kobold. As for the question of whether he has anything to do with him, you can imagine this. The head teacher of the class next to you mentioned that the men in your class are impotent and they are all gay, and the girls are all porn lovers. The key is that you can only get into a car with a one-dollar bottle of mineral water on the roof. It’s something like this that all the members of the class next to you agree with and unilaterally think it’s axiom, and you all look like you take it seriously.”

"...Well, why did you only send one troop? Oh, no, what does it have to do with the current situation?"

"Don't worry, these are all prerequisites. These Uncle Pippi are the remnants of the troops sent by the Plutonians at that time."

"what happened?"

"Pokémon that look like Earth have been unilaterally killed by humans in large numbers. There is no way the Pluto people's fighting methods are not suitable for implementation on Earth."

"Then what are they doing now? What is Lu Ming doing with a group of aliens?"

"Oh, that is the launching ceremony for them to return to the spaceship. I don't know the details very well. It seems to be to make the thing they are working on successful."

Lu Ming had just won a game and overheard what Xiaoxia and Zhang Wei were talking about and interrupted: "Well, it is said that if you use this PSP to play League of Kings and get out of the bronze pit, you can activate this flying saucer called "Yangtze River No. [-]". Although I don’t know why, but it’s pretty good.”

Just when Lu Ming was lining up for the next game, a Pippi jumped over from nowhere and jumped to Uncle Pippi next to Lu Ming to report;

"Report.

"Yes."

"Sir, those mushroom zombies suddenly rioted and attacked from passage A."

"What, how is it possible that those mushroom zombies don't eat humans? Why don't our organs grow like this..."

As the old man said that, he turned to look at Lu Ming.

"Don't look at me, I don't have this thing for the time being." After saying that, Lu Ming casually glanced at the key parts of Uncle Pipi, and you can't tell me that he really didn't feel the same as Ultraman.Lu Ming immediately became curious about where their thing was.

"I'm a woman, so naturally I don't have one."

Everyone was looking at Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei had no idea what was going on, but looking at the eyes of these animals, he subconsciously covered his chest with his hands and backed away.

"There is nothing we can do. It's too late to get rid of this guy now. Its smell has already spread out."

"What should we do, sir?"

"Don't panic, let's queue first, nothing can make me abandon my teammates."

"Who is that? Adjutant, go and deal with it."

"Sir, I'm fighting Long Teng but I can't move my hand. You go and take care of that squadron leader."

"Sir, I'm showing off my dog ​​tags. This is very important. You go and take care of the squad leader."

"Reporting to the commander~~~, I am in the wc and I can't stop at all, that..."

"..."

Then a group of Pippi uncles all looked at Lu Ming and his party after a round of passing.

"No, you can't do this. I've already started ranking. None of you can let me leave the computer. No, none of you can let me leave this game console."

"Friend, if it doesn't matter, you can let me play this ranked game by myself. You know, I think Yasuo is a safe choice in this game."

Zhang Wei seems to suddenly understand the current situation now. He seems to be in danger now. This is simply unbearable. You can take away my watch, you can take away my coat, but you must not take away mine.

"Lu Ming, I think we should do something. You must know that neither you nor the mushroom on your head will agree to someone peeking at me."

"What mushrooms? Are you sure you're not kidding me, Zhang Wei."

"Lu Ming, don't you know that the mushrooms on your and Xiaoxia's heads are not couple costumes?"

"Zhang Wei, do you think I will like this woman who looks like the cliffs of the White Cliffs of Dover?"

Xiaoxia didn't say anything when she heard this, she just gently lifted Lu Ming up and embedded him into the wall.

Lu Ming's voice came from the rock wall: "Okay, I think it's time for us to do something." See more!Prestige official account: hhxs665