Are you sure it's Pokémon

War, this word has no real image for most modern people. It is basically an artistically processed scene watched from TV and movies. Moreover, due to the relationship between the Divine Beast Bureau, the characteristics of war itself, death and bloodshed, have been greatly weakened. .

The history of mankind is roughly equivalent to the history of wars. Not to mention the blood splattered from the history books, the traces that still remain on the buildings and in the hearts of the older generation will always exist as if they were carved into the blood.

If wars between human beings of the same race are like this, then wars between different races will only be more bloody and brutal, making people scared to the depths of their souls.

Life is so fragile, like a glass placed on the corner of the table. You don't even need to touch it, it will fall to the ground inexplicably and break into several pieces.

At the same time that Lu Ming was dropped there, the war that the author seemed to have forgotten finally happened when a soldier on the human side accidentally fell into the manure pit and drowned while taking a poop. . . . . .

After the human defenders found out, they couldn't bear the atrocities committed by Pokmon and officially started the war. How cruel and heart-rending.

How could our well-trained soldiers defecate wild excrement? How could they accidentally fall down even if they were defecating wild food? How could they be drowned even if they fell?

This is completely unreasonable. There must be a conspiracy here. Is this also part of their calculations? What a cruel enemy. . . . . .

Regardless of the reason why the war started, the regional war between humans and Pokémon has begun again.

It’s still the same pair of eyes that are not sure whether he can see in front of him. Our dark gray town gym leader Xiaogang stood on a peak of Yuejian Mountain and looked at the humans and Paras who were fighting below. Suddenly he remembered On a whim, he asked him to go to the back of Paras to gather information about the young man.

"Although I can't see clearly what that boy looks like, the amount of chakra he feels is no weaker than that of an elite mid-level Zanpakutō user. I don't know where he was raised. I believe that boy can definitely give this boy A war brings some changes."

Our protagonist Lu Ming is naturally unaware of the war that has broken out outside in this underground space. Even if he knows that the war has begun, he cannot change anything. The top priority now is to hang in the air for a long time. For Lu Ming, who is afraid of heights For the patient, the psychological discomfort has led to physical discomfort. To be precise, there is some urgency to urinate. . . . . .

Lu Ming's current state puts pressure on his bladder, and it is naturally quite uncomfortable when he is in urgent need of urination caused by his fear of heights.

Forced by both physical and mental discomfort, Lu Ming was sure that he would die or be injured if he fell in this position. Lu not only had a bold idea in his mind, but also made a bold decision.

Anyway, there is no one else here so we can solve the problem on the spot. . . . . .

I don’t know if it is due to kidney deficiency caused by physical weakness. Lu Ming has peeed more frequently in the past few days than before the time travel, so for Lu Ming, who is used to peeing on his stomach, peeing in the air is not a problem at all.

What's great about it is that you don't have to hold it with one hand, you can completely free your hands, and you can enjoy the pleasure of going to the toilet without worrying about side leakage. To be honest, this feeling is perfect.

Lu Ming even thought of developing this type of volley-type toilet when the lying-down toilet was selling well, targeting high-end customers as a membership-based product that only a few people can purchase and use.

"Only if you can't think of it, we can't do it."

"Completely free your hands, allowing you to think freely."

“You have more flow than you think.”

"Mom doesn't have to worry about me not being able to pee anymore."

"If you love him, let him use the volley toilet."

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As soon as this inspiration came to Lu Ming's mind, the idea of ​​"give me a moment to pee, and I can change the world" came to mind. If I hadn't traveled through time several years later, I would be the best in the toilet world. Tycoon.

After solving the physical problem and taking a period of rest, I regained some strength and climbed up again with my jacket, giving the stuck stick an instant upward blow. . . . .no response.

Lu Ming tried several times and found that the stick did not respond. Because in this position, there was still no place to draw strength, and his physical strength was constantly being consumed. If he failed, he would have to use it as a pendant again. There was no way for Lu Ming to directly use "Iai Slash". "A powerful blow hit the stick, and finally the stick bounced out. Lu Ming was so excited that he discovered a serious problem before he came. . . . .

The problem is that when the pop-up stick reached the extreme distance, the jacket tied to it was pulled back and came back. Although it was not stuck again, it fell down together with Lu Ming, who had nowhere to rely on in the air. .

You must know that it is at least ten meters above the ground, and this posture on your back is basically life-or-death. Lu Ming realized this but had no choice but to grab it with both hands in the air as if he wanted to catch it. I stopped but couldn't catch anything.

Although Lu Ming is about to die, we are writing a book after all and this guy is still a protagonist, so he cannot just die like this, so what happens next is very coincidental and dramatic.

The specific situation is this. The stuck stick, that is, the gun sister stick that was transformed into our "Pao Sister" Zanpakutō, fell to the ground faster than Lu Ming because of its larger initial speed. , and because of the angle when it fell, it bounced up a bit when it landed on the ground. This is because this made the stick become a vertical position in the air.

It was under such circumstances that Lu Ming fell on the stick. No, it was more likely that he would die. He was originally going to die, but the problem of the point of contact between Lu Ming's body and the stick changed the fact that Lu Ming was bound to die.

Yes, this contact point is just right, it is Lu Ming's "chrysanthemum". When Lu Ming's sphincter feels the coldness of steel and the feeling of foreign body invasion, the conditioned reflex shrinks rapidly, and because Lu Ming's sphincter " Because of long-term constipation, the sphincter is different from ordinary people, and the stick is clamped all the time.

That's right, it's just clamping. It's not bad. The kind of clamping bullets with muscles is weak. Look at ours, the E-level is not even one or two points.

I thought that in this case, Lu Ming was lucky not to die because he didn't hit the ground so fast, and he didn't even have any injuries except somewhere on his body.

As the saying goes, those who survive a disaster will be blessed later. The old saying makes sense. At least Lu Ming no longer has to worry about his long-term constipation.See more!Prestige official account: hhxs665