Are you sure it's Pokémon

After coming out of that elementary school, Lu Ming felt that something was wrong. He glanced at Xiaoxia and carefully observed her flat-fronted figure. After harvesting a "burning chestnut", the feeling that something was wrong became more and more serious. .

"It seems like something is missing. It's very important. The yellow one, the small one..."

Lu Ming was thinking about this problem while eating "grilled sausage" in front of a small stall at the school gate. At this moment, he suddenly felt a strange movement behind him.

"Yes, it's this strange feeling. It's very familiar and very nostalgic."

A yellow figure used a fatal scissor kick at a speed like lightning before Lu Ming could react. It hit Lu Ming's back with one blow. The key point is that although this blow What looks like a series of back kicks in the air is actually a life-threatening scissors kick. However, because the legs are relatively short, the two legs are basically in front and back. What looks like a series of back kicks in the air is actually a life-threatening scissors kick. This This point is very important and needs to be emphasized again.

This blow flew into the air and kicked his legs back. No, it was a fatal scissor kick that directly caused the sausage that Lu Ming was eating to get stuck in his throat. The consequences are unimaginable if the clamp is broken and then swallowed successfully.

After Lu Ming chewed up the remaining sausage, he turned around and saw the yellow creature reappearing in Xiaoxia's arms. The feeling that something was wrong completely disappeared. Yes, our "god" Pikachu has been around since I saw this guy standing against the wall to urinate in the cave of Mount Tsukimi (maybe he was squatting...it didn't look any different anyway) and I never saw him again. I didn't expect that after the incident, he suddenly appeared. Out.

Pikachu glanced at Xiaoxia again and got into Xiaoxia's arms. He was confused about where his excretory organs were and whether he had washed them after peeing. He glanced at Xiaoxia, who looked like an idiot. No more words to say, now I plan to meet Zhang Wei and challenge Hualan Gym on a good and auspicious day.

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao's wife-controller arrived, and Xiaoxia's Zanpakuto illustrated book rang, like a cell phone ringing all at once.

"Hello, that one."

"Is this Miss Xiaoxia, the registered Zanpakuto user in Cerulean City?"

"Yes, who are you? What's the matter?"

"We are the Hualan City Public Security Bureau. Your friend Zhang Wei is currently under investigation in our bureau. We suspect that he is related to a murder case."

"Okay, I get it now."

Xiaoxia hung up the phone expressionlessly and then touched Pikachu's little ears as if nothing had happened. Lu Ming looked at it with a speechless face. There was such an awesome woman, she was really amazing.

"Xiaoxia, I have always had a question. Why did you leave an SOS mark in the small passage where you were stationed? I thought something happened to you?"

"?, sos, yes, I kept it. What's the problem? Why do you think something happened to me?"

"SOS, eldest sister, don't you know this is an international distress signal?"

"What's the international distress signal? Safe on sanitary. I'm going to find a toilet now that it's safe here."

"What @#@￥@##￥#￥@￥... In other words, you didn't encounter any danger after being gone for so long, but you went to the toilet somewhere???"

"Correction, it's not that I don't know where the toilet is, but the toilet in that guy Zhenghui's house. I also took a shower, changed clothes, and put on island-style nude makeup before coming here. Oh, by the way, I also I helped an old lady who was about to cross the road, but after helping her, I discovered that the old lady was actually a grandfather, so there was no way I could get points for helping her cross the road, damn it."

"You actually... took a shower, changed clothes, put on makeup, and helped an old man who is actually an old woman, I'm so crazy!!!"

"Yes, that old man is so abominable that he pretended to be a grandma and helped him get no points at all."

"@#￥%￥@￥#%￥@#￥."

Lu Ming and Xiaoxia discussed for a long time the question of whether to help the old lady or the old grandfather.

If an old man and an old woman fall into the water at the same time, who will you choose first?

Whether the grandfather is beautiful or the bone in the mouth of the dog led by the grandmother is of good quality.

Why is grandpa a grandpa? Why is grandpa not grandma?

Lu Ming and Xiaoxia struggled with these three questions for a long time, and finally Xiaoxia made the closing remarks.

"Grandpas are all big pigs."

Grandpa: "Meow meow meow."

After reaching a certain level of consensus, the two decided to go to Fu Lao Nai to verify this issue. The key is that Lu Ming wanted to know what the so-called Fu Lao Nai points are and what they can be redeemed for?

three days later

Lu Ming came to the Public Security Bureau with the artifact "a hat of the same style as Xiaozhi" that he had helped a hundred old ladies to redeem.

"Zhang Wei, we really didn't lie to you. How could we forget you? We are comrades who live and die together. You must believe us, don't you think so, Xiaoxia?"

"Uh-huh."

"Then what have you been doing these past few days? I am now accused of being the number one suspect, and the prisoners in this detention center are all beasts. They, they are simply not human."

"Zhang Wei and we really have difficulties. We have been very hard these past few days. We really have no choice. Do you think it's Xiaoxia?"

"Uh-huh......."

Lu Ming winked at Xiaoxia desperately. Xiaoxia frowned, took a deep breath and asked Zhang Wei in a very deep voice: "Zhang Wei, this story is really long. Do you really want to hear it?"

"Want to hear."

"You don't regret it."

"No regrets."

"This story begins a long time ago..."

After about half an hour.

Zhang Wei cried bitterly in the cell: "How could this be possible? How could those seven dwarfs use the potion given by the witch under the sea to steal and eat the apple given by Snow White, the mother of Sleeping Beauty, and sell it like this? The little girl with matches cannot sell the ugly duckling, and his mother Rapunzel will starve to death."

Lu Ming was really drunk next to him. He tightened the hat on his head. The feeling of direct contact with the hat and scalp made him uncomfortable, but he saw Zhang Wei who was crying in pain in the prison. I was also speechless for a while.

"This is okay too."

He gave Xiaoxia a look.

"Is it really okay for us to lie to a fool like this?"

"Do you have any other ideas?

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