A Little Thing in the Marvel Universe

Chapter 18 Deadpool - Self-inflicted Misfortune

Belle carried two bottles of beer and came downstairs. Unsurprisingly, she saw Deadpool lying sprawled on the ground. He wasn't dead, but he was seriously injured. It didn't matter. He could recover anyway.

"Oh, that's so considerate." Deadpool's ability to speak was not broken at all. "Can you be more considerate? Come on, feed me."

Belle raised her right arm and turned the bottle upside down...

"Okay, you're welcome."

Deadpool was completely unfazed, his focus was elsewhere.

"Are you just going to stand like this? From this angle, I can see [beep...]."

Belle felt that all these nonsense didn't matter.She looked up at her home that was on fire and her neighbors who had been evacuated to the street and were frightened for no apparent reason. She felt her heart twisting and said, "This is all my fault."

"Who says it's not the case? I've never seen anyone as stupid as you. You took off my mask and poured the wine." Deadpool complained.

It was very rare that Belle didn't argue with him anymore, but actually took off Deadpool's mask and stuffed the mouth of the glass bottle directly into his mouth.

"Drink quickly. There are still a lot of things to do after drinking."

While Deadpool was sipping his drink, he looked at Belle with confused eyes.The latter pointed not far away, where Vanessa was pointing a gun at a big man who was covering his crotch and groaning in pain.

"It's not my wife they kidnapped." Belle said.

……

Drag the progress bar back a little to the part where Deadpool was hit by [Millennium Kill].

"It's like celebrating Women's Day all over again, right?" Belle asked.

"It is indeed the same as on International Women's Day, but how did you know? You actually peeped on me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha! There is a pervert! You actually want to see all the cute me? You are such a person Scum!"

Deadpool shouted as he pulled out a fruit knife and threw it towards Belle.She was so frightened that she hurriedly created a defensive force field to protect her whole body, and barely stopped the fruit knife.

"Ugh, that's disgusting!" Belle ran away quickly and let the knife fall to the floor, staining her carpet.

She had previously laughed at Peter for being a rookie on the battlefield, but she was still at least ten Rumlows away from Peter.Obviously she could create another small portal and use Deadpool's flying knife to shoot another [Millennium Kill], but when she saw the knife flying over, she panicked and couldn't care about anything at all.In her eyes, the fruit knife thrown by Deadpool was more powerful than the alien weapon in the hand of the bank robber, and her subconscious reaction was to defend herself.I have to say that this kind of fighting method of throwing a kunai at the opponent and then using [Return to Heaven] is really extravagant and extremely brainless.

However, Belle's move shocked Deadpool.Although he is crazy, he is not stupid at all, and he can even be said to be very smart.He carefully observed Belle's two shots, and then guessed that the ability to block the flying knife just now might be magnetic field control. In addition, the portal was used during the attack. This was simply the North Star (Magneto's youngest daughter, see "The Gifted" for details). The combination of "Genius") and Twinkle (for details, see a top domestic actress who was furious in "X-Men: Days of Future Past"), this is a bit too much!Are RMB players beating casual players?

"Why do you know how to do everything? If the director of the

Belle guessed that Deadpool might have figured out something extraordinary, so she took advantage of the situation and said, "Just stop fighting, right? You can't beat me, and I can't kill you, so just smashing things for no reason." , it’s really meaningless to cause an increase in entropy for nothing.”

"Huh?" Deadpool pondered, "Author, are you sure your heroine went to the wrong set? Is the crew of "The Big Bang Theory" next door?"

To be honest, I was looking forward to a wonderful battle, which combined with the light and shadow of weapons and the punch-to-flesh impact of unarmed combat created a powerful showdown between superpowers and top-notch mercenaries.However, the person who came to kill was an old driver with a quick talk and a lunatic. The target of the assassination was an innocent girl who had no consciousness at all and wanted to compete with Deadpool for the energy of complaining. The direction of this battle was completely beyond my control. I ran wildly in a direction that was unexpected but left me completely powerless to refute.

Deadpool will observe and analyze, but he will never give in. Even if the real Magneto is standing opposite him, he will not hesitate to slash with a metal sword, let alone the impostor in front of him.He took advantage of the opportunity that Belle was a little dazed by being complained about, and suddenly struck out with a sword, shouting: "The sword of two swords, the sword that cuts off children and grandchildren! Although you have nothing to break, yohohohohoho~"

Female intuition, which is more amazing than Spider-Man's spider sense, once again saved Belle's life. She recovered in time and took advantage of the opportunity that she had just used short-distance teleportation and her skill proficiency had increased a little to successfully dodge with this ability. After passing Deadpool's surprise attack, he barely managed to avoid it, just by moving one step to the right.

But this is also an opportunity for Belle to fight back.During her student days, when she was bullied from time to time, she successfully developed a magical skill that could act on time. Depending on the intensity of the target, she could keep the target in its current state for a short period of time, but only a few seconds at most.This greatly made up for Belle's slow reaction, allowing her to successfully escape the threats posed to her by bad boys and girls, and to respond to the bank robber's shooting before Peter. What's more, she was able to deal with Deadpool at this time. Treating the other person with his own medicine, he used an elegant [grand battent jete] (a forward kicking movement in ballet) to give Deadpool a move:

"c**k shot!"

"Hey, hey, hey, no fighting here, you're a girl, be a little more reserved!"

"Who are you talking about?" Belle said and kicked her again.

Deadpool fell to the ground, his body trembling and his expression rich.

"Can you stop this time?" Belle said and sat down, rubbing her feet. After all, the effects of force are mutual.

……

The farce of this battle came to an end for the time being.I have to say, I'm not the only one who thinks this is a farce.The Hydra members who came to investigate the investigation results in the building opposite also felt that they seemed to be in the wrong place tonight.So they checked the address again.

"Boss, this is it, yes." said a soldier who was not worthy of naming him.

This is not the first time Bob and Deadpool have met Yes, it was he who recommended Deadpool to Hydra.At the same time, he also knew very well that Deadpool often did not play according to the routine.If he messes up this operation, Bob will have to bear a lot of responsibility, and he will definitely not be able to live in vain.

Therefore, in order to prevent Deadpool from messing up, he made two preparations.

"Boss, they seem to have stopped fighting. Your friend seems to have been seriously injured." A young man looked through the telescope and reported the situation to Bob.

Bob took the telescope and looked at it. Deadpool and Belle were both sitting on the ground, one covering his crotch obscenely and the other rubbing his feet gracefully (don’t ask me how I can do this gracefully, ask*hu) , it looks like both sides are harmed, but the style of painting is rather weird.

"Forget it, let's carry out the plan."

His plan is very beautiful. To put it simply, use bombs to kill Belle, use hostages to control Deadpool.

Many soldiers received the order and carried it out in an orderly manner.A rather professional-looking soldier picked up a mechanical gun, loaded it with an arrow that had been prepared long ago, aimed at Deadpool, and pulled the trigger.

"careful!"

This arrow did not directly threaten Belle's safety, but she still noticed it in advance because this was only the first step.

Despite Belle's prompt, Deadpool was busy complaining, and he had just suffered a heavy blow to a key part. Before he could react, the crossbow shot through his right arm, pinning Deadpool directly to the ground.

The arrow shot in from where Deadpool broke through the window. They both immediately looked over there. On the opposite floor, they saw heavily armed and masked soldiers holding a tied-up man standing on the edge of the roof. .

Deadpool was furious, but before he could curse, the sound coming from a small speaker on the arrow made his heart freeze.

"Wade! Run!"

It was Vanessa's voice.

Following the arrow came a rocket.However, the accuracy of the person who fired the rocket was worse than that of the archer. It was so close and condescending that it failed to penetrate the house. Instead, it hit the ceiling of the outer wall, directly blowing up the roof of the building (unknowingly) , it was revealed that the heroine has a penthouse apartment, but I also share it with others, so this is me yy).

Belle tried her best to resist the falling bricks and stones on her head.This was not the first time she had done this. When the Chitauri invaded New York, she used this method to survive the first wave of attacks.

However, in comparison, Deadpool was pitiful. He was nailed to the ground by an arrow, and he was so angry when he saw his girlfriend tied up. In addition, the rocket came suddenly, and he had no time to dodge. His right hand, which had been penetrated, was directly penetrated. A large piece of the ceiling collapsed.

"Damn! *********" Deadpool cursed desperately. It was impossible for him to break off his arm and escape, and his sword was also buried.

Seeing that the first rocket missed its target, the Hydra soldiers quickly fired the second one.

This time, Belle was mentally prepared. She opened a portal large enough in time to send the rocket high above New York and detonated it.

"Help Vanessa!" Deadpool shouted to Belle while struggling on the side.

Belle took a deep breath, concentrated, opened a portal, and was under Deadpool.Deadpool was caught off guard and fell down, but the arrow was still pinned to his arm and stuck in the masonry.Just like this, a large piece of his arm muscle was torn under the force of his weight.

"Oh, my arm! How cruel you are to it!"

"Bring me two bottles of wine later!" Deadpool shouted inexplicably.

"bad deadpool."

biaji~

He fell to the ground.

Doing this can be regarded as revenge for Deadpool coming to kill her. In Belle's heart, this is already settled.But even if she didn't have a clear conscience, she still had to save Vanessa, who was involved for no reason.

After experiencing the battle with Deadpool and dealing with a rocket, Belle was already very tired, but it was more than enough to deal with a few ordinary soldiers.She successfully rescued Vanessa, knocked out the soldiers with mental shock, and brought over the one who was directly grabbing Vanessa. It is estimated that Deadpool may want to do it himself.

……

The progress bar is finally back.

Superheroes, and sometimes superhero villains, seem to have their relatives kidnapped.Vanessa is no exception.

But this girl is a ruthless character. After all, she was born from the famous Copy Cat and is definitely not an ordinary person.She doesn't need any superpower assistance to do what Belle did to Deadpool. The trembling Hydra soldier sitting on the ground is a living example.

"Can you please stop telling your girlfriend that I kicked you?" Belle squatted down and whispered in Deadpool's ear.

"It's okay," Deadpool said carelessly, "Maybe she will say that you did the right thing. The problem now is not you, but these Hydras who are seeking death. But before going to deal with them, do you have anything A good place to hide Vanessa?”

The only good place in Belle's mind is her home, which has just been bombed and is now on fire.Fire trucks have arrived and are extinguishing the fire, and nearby police officers have also rushed over to evacuate the crowd to prevent riots.

"There isn't a good place, but there is a bad place. You probably can't, but she can go. Mr. Stark, can you hear me? You don't mind sending a hot girl to stay with you for a few days, right?"

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