Naruto four-eyed owl

The beautiful sunset turned the western sky into a blush.In the Daimyo Castle of the Land of Rain, three cautious figures appeared on the slope of the black-tiled roof, none other than Yahiko, Yuhime, and Four-Eyed Owl.

I saw the four-eyed owl holding a plate of sushi in its left hand, a piece of grilled fish in its mouth, and several skewers of squid in its right hand, like a starving ghost reincarnated.He looked back at Yahiko and Yuji and said something vaguely.

Yu Ji, who was holding grilled fish in both hands, frowned and asked: "Four-eyed owl, can you finish the grilled fish in your mouth before talking? Who can understand you like this?"

"Your Highness Princess..." Yahiko, who was also holding a plate of sushi in his left hand and a skewer of squid in his right hand, said softly to Yuji: "The four-eyed owl probably wants us to rest here..."

"Uh?" Yuji glanced at Yahiko, then at the four-eyed owl who was swallowing a jujube, and said in shock: "So you can understand even if you are slurring your words?"

"I didn't hear it clearly, I just guessed based on my feeling."

"Gulu..." The four-eyed owl finally chewed up the grilled fish in his mouth and swallowed it into his chest and abdomen.Then he bent down and sat on the eaves, and said in a deep voice: "Yahiko-kun, your feeling is very accurate! That's what I meant... Come on, come on, you two sit down quickly, let's eat and watch the scenery... …Wouldn’t it be nice if I had a glass of wine? Hahaha”

"Drink?" Yu Ji sat next to the four-eyed owl, chewing grilled fish and preaching: "You are a big liar. You want to drink at a young age. You are really bad..."

"Hehehe..." The four-eyed owl smiled awkwardly, looking past Yuji and landing on Yahiko next to him, and said with a smile: "Yahiko-kun, do you think this scene deserves a bottle of wine?"

"That's a must..." Yahiko was about to agree, but he saw Yu Ji, who was sitting between the two of them, giving him a cold look, and immediately changed the subject: "Xu firmly resists, we are not old enough to drink, how can we What about secretly drinking?"

After Yu Ji threatened her followers, she looked at the four-eyed owl with a smile and said proudly: "Four-eyed owl, don't even think about inciting Yahiko to get you a drink. I won't let you get what you want... Hahaha... …”

"Oh! Her Royal Highness the Princess actually saw through my trick, it's unbelievable." The four-eyed owl opened his eyes wide, stared at the smug Yu Ji, and said in an exaggerated tone: "It seems that grilled fish will really help improve Your Highness the Princess. IQ..."

"Ahhhh..." Yu Ji, who was teased by the four-eyed owl, let out a series of screams, then slapped the grilled fish with her left hand at the four-eyed owl and said: "How dare you laugh at this princess... slap your mouth..."

"Crack..." The four-eyed owl opened its mouth and bit into the grilled fish, bit off the grilled fish in one bite, quickly swallowed it into its belly, shook its head and said with a smile: "Thank you, Your Highness, for such a slap, please give me a few more..."

Looking at the grilled fish that was half missing in her hand, Yu Ji's eyes suddenly became hazy, and she choked with a disappointed expression: "...Four-Eyed Owl...you are a big liar...you actually stole my grilled fish..."

The four-eyed owl's cheeks twitched. Seeing Yuji acting like a child who had been robbed of her favorite toy, she said depressedly: "Why don't I just eat half of your grilled fish? Do you need to act like a little girl who has been wronged? ? Uh, no, you are just a little girl..."

The depressed four-eyed owl was about to offer comfort when he saw Yahiko out of the corner of his eye.I saw this follower eating squid skewers with a calm expression, and I suddenly became suspicious.Looking at Yu Ji, who was thundering but not raining, the four-eyed owl raised the corners of her mouth and said with a smile: "Your Highness, stop pretending... not a single tear has come out until now... it's so fake."

"Huh..." Seeing that she was seen through, Yu Ji snorted coldly, turned her head and ignored the four-eyed owl, and ate the grilled fish in silence.

Yahiko, who was fighting with the squid skewers, handed the sushi to Yuji and said vaguely: "Your Highness, eat a piece of sushi to relieve your anger... I heard people say that crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself are the best ways for a woman to deal with a man. good idea……"

"Uh..." The four-eyed owl was stunned, looked at Yahiko in shock, and asked, "Where did you hear this?"

After finishing the grilled fish, Her Royal Highness reached for a piece of sushi and asked: "Yahiko, are you sure it works?"

"I heard it from the maid's conversation." After Yahiko responded to the four-eyed owl, he assured Yu Ji: "It must be effective. That's what the maid sister did, to make a guard obedient..."

"Yahiko-kun..." The four-eyed owl used a bamboo skewer with squid on it, inserted a piece of sushi into his mouth, and said while eating: "Do you know what you are talking about?"

"A woman's surefire way to deal with a man!" Yahiko was stunned for a moment, and then asked with a guilty conscience: "Isn't it?"

Glancing at Yahiko and then at Yuji, the four-eyed owl thought for a while and said in a deep voice: "This nirvana is only effective for specific men and women, such as lovers and couples... As for this nirvana, there are Sometimes it will have the opposite effect... Therefore, I think men and women should still sit together, have a good conversation, and persuade each other with reason..."

Looking at the two people who were concentrating and looking like diligent students, Si Muxiao suddenly felt as if he had become a teacher teaching and educating people, so he adopted a responsible attitude.The four-eyed teacher pushed up his glasses and asked kindly: "Do you understand?"

Unfortunately, Yahiko and Yuji shook their heads decisively, which immediately shocked the four-eyed owl possessed by the teacher. He sighed helplessly and said: "It doesn't matter, you will understand when you grow up, you are still children... …”

"Child?" Yu Ji said unhappily: "It sounds like you are very big. Aren't you also a child?"

"That's right!" Yahiko, a follower of Her Royal Highness the Princess, echoed promptly: "Four-eyed Owl, aren't you the same as us?"

Looking at his thin body, the four-eyed owl quickly changed his mind and said: "Don't think I am the same as you, but I have experienced a lot of things..."

Yu Ji took a piece of sushi from the tray in front of the four-eyed owl, stuffed it into her mouth, chewed it, and urged: "Then let's talk about it!"

"Okay! Since Her Highness the Princess has spoken, I'd better obey you respectfully." The corners of the four-eyed owl's mouth curled up, and he opened his mouth to make up a half-truth and half-false story.

"My two brothers and I ran all the way from the southeast of the Kingdom of Rain to the Hidden Rain Village. You will never imagine the hardships we experienced..."

"Brother?" Yahiko, who was chewing sushi, asked in surprise: "The bandage man and the fat man yesterday?"

The four-eyed owl nodded and continued: "The three of us met a wild wolf in the forest one night, the kind that can eat people. It scared us at the time, and then we..."

As the embellished plot of killing a wolf in the forest changed, the two people who were fascinated by the story gradually revealed their emotions. At the critical moment, Yahiko and Yuji even screamed in surprise.Looking at the two people who were obsessed with his own story, the Four-Eyed Owl said with pride in his heart: "Thanks for listening to Grandpa Shan Tianfang and Grandma Liu Lanfang's storytelling when I was a child, otherwise I wouldn't be able to coax these two little brats... Ha. Ha ha……"