Naruto four-eyed owl

Tsunade-hime shrugged her shoulders, spread her hands and said, "If you want to be a red-skinned monkey for the rest of your life, then I have no objection."

"Sister, I was wrong, please don't." The four-eyed owl hurriedly apologized, and then asked: "Sister Tsunade, what medicine did you give me? Now I have itching all over my body, and I really want to find something to scratch it."

"If you want to scratch it, go ahead and scratch it. I will never stop you." Tsunade Ji stood up and saw the four-eyed owl reaching out to scratch her face, so she reminded: "If it is not cured by then and there is a red scar left, you can Don't blame me for not saying..."

"Um..." The four-eyed owl was stunned for a moment and looked at his right hand that was about to scratch.Thinking of turning into the majestic appearance of the green-faced beast Yang Zhi in the future, he immediately lowered his arms with a guilty conscience and sighed: "Is my injury so serious? Apart from the pain in my chest and ribs, I don't feel anything else..."

If the four-eyed owl's words were normal, Tsunade-hime would just smile and explain to him.But now Tsunade-hime's mood can be said to be full of resentment, and now that she heard the four-eyed owl's questioning, it immediately added fuel to the fire.

Tsunade Hime felt that her professionalism as a doctor had been humiliated, so she immediately raised her right hand, pointed at the itchy four-eyed owl, and shouted: "You brat, do you think your injuries are minor?"

Looking at the cold-eyed Tsunade-hime, the four-eyed owl wanted to slap himself twice, and regretted in his heart: "Why can't I control my mouth? I know that this violent woman is in a bad mood, but I still question the attending physician. Doctor, what if she does something bad to me? Although this violent female medical ethics seems to be good, but that is for the future after all, who knows what she will do now? "

"It seems that I can only use a special move." The four-eyed owl pushed up his glasses, squinted his eyes and looked at Tsunade-hime, and immediately placed his forehead on the floor with his hands on the ground, performed the tiger stance, and apologized: " Sister Tsunade, you have a lot of money, don’t argue with a naughty kid like me... I believe your heart must be bigger than your breasts..."

Seeing the Four-Eyed Owl acting like this, Tsunade Hime couldn't get angry with him, so she crossed her hands on her chest and said in a deep voice: "Four-Eyed Owl, did you use some secret technique? A large amount of energy burst out in an instant. Chakra, my whole body was electrocuted."

"Thankfully you used the Thunderbolt Armor, otherwise you would have become a carbon man instead of the red-skinned monkey you are now." Tsunade Ji paused and continued: "I advise you not to use this secret anymore. It’s a bad technique, it’s causing too much damage to the body.”

The four-eyed owl did not tell what happened to him when he was struck by lightning. He just raised his head and smiled awkwardly at Tsunade-hime and said, "Sister Tsunade, I feel that I am very healthy. Except for the fact that my skin is a little red and my chest hurts a little, I am still a little itchy. It feels like there is no other discomfort.”

"If you can feel itching, that's good news for you." Tsunade Hime said: "If you don't listen to the advice and still use that 'secret technique' to increase chakra, even if your body doesn't collapse, your pain will You may also lose..."

"No pain sense?" The four-eyed owl was stunned for a moment and asked, "Only one pain sense is lost?"

"I don't know." Tsunade-hime thought for a while and asked the four-eyed owl: "Do you smell the faint smell of meat?"

Seeing the four-eyed owl shaking his head in denial, Tsunade Ji put her hand on her chin, thought for a while, and said: "The problem with your olfactory system seems to be much more serious than the pain system... If you don't listen to the advice and insist on going your own way, I can only tell you that there may be problems with various systems in your body, such as the motor system, nervous system, endocrine system, blood circulation system, respiratory system, digestive system, urinary system, reproductive system..."

Looking at Tsunade's serious look, the four-eyed owl swallowed and timidly said: "Doctor, I am

I don’t read much, don’t lie to me? "

"Believe it or not, it's up to you. Anyway, I've said everything I need to say." Tsunade-hime opened the door with her right hand, turned around and told the four-eyed owl: "Lie down and have a good rest. I'll go check on Inuzuka Xiao. I'll wait for you later." Come back and check your sense of smell..."

After listening to Tsunade's words, although the Four-Eyed Owl did not understand medical skills at all, he still knew that there were eight major systems in the human body.I thought I had found a golden finger, but it turned out that it was a blood-exchanging move that killed a thousand enemies and damaged myself by eight hundred. I was suddenly in a bad mood, so I casually said: "Sister Tsunade, I understand, I will just lie down." rest……"

***

The temporary rescue command post in the northern area of ​​Yuyin Village is the rain shelter.Souna, who was disguised as Sanshouyu Hanzo, exclaimed "There are enemies" and saw eight figures rushing over.

Although Sona holds a clerical position, she can become Sansho Hanzo's secretary.In addition to being loyal, one must also have some strength.There must be at least a jounin level, otherwise a ninja with low strength will be appointed to such an important position as Secretary Sansho Hanzo.That next day, Sansho Hanzo's enemies must have known about his plans. After all, the secretary had access to many important documents.

I saw eight people wearing ninja uniforms with Konoha forehead protectors tied to their foreheads.Su Na suddenly understood and guessed the reason for the sudden collapse of the embankment. The anger in her chest immediately ignited. She quickly completed the seal with her hands and used the water escape * Shui Senbon Jutsu.

The advantage of the weather caused the power of Water Release to increase suddenly. Tens of millions of water droplets were like transparent silver needles, quickly shooting down the eight Konoha ninjas who were rushing towards them.

These eight Konoha ninjas were none other than the leading jounin sent to support the Daimyo of the Land of Rain.Since he is the leader, he naturally has subordinates.Unfortunately, there was no one beside the eight people. It was obvious that the thirty elite chuunin were performing another mission - to blow up the lake embankment and flood the rain ninja.

Running towards the eight Konoha Jounin disguised as Sansho Hanzo Sona, they are Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Uchiha Akien, Aburame Kinai, Nara Shikaoka, Akimichi Komoto, Nakayama Shome, and Hinata Takumi .Originally, this 'decapitation operation' also included Tsunade Hime and Inuzuka Xiao.

It's a pity that Inuzuka Xiao didn't have the loyalty and honesty of a dog, but he had the bad taste of a cat teasing mice. So he made a mistake and regretted it for eternity. He met the cheating time traveler Four-Eyed Owl. As a result, he was beaten until he couldn't take care of himself and became a Four-Eyed Owl. It became the guiding stone for the daimyo’s son-in-law of the Land of Rain.

Although Tsunade-hime is a medical ninja, her strength is not inferior to anyone in this operation, but she still missed this operation. This is thanks to Orochimaru and Jiraiya.

At that time, Orochimaru said to the Daimyo of the Land of Rain: "Lord Daimyo, your son-in-law Four-Eyed Owl is seriously injured and needs immediate treatment to avoid sequelae that will affect his future achievements."

Orochimaru's words touched the daimyo's heart. He recognized the Four-Eyed Owl as his son-in-law because he took a fancy to his talent. How could he leave behind any sequelae?The four-eyed owl must call a doctor immediately.

But Jiraiya stopped the Daimyo and said, "Lord Daimyo, why are you looking for a lamp with a lantern? Isn't Tsunade the best doctor?"

After being reminded by Jiraiya, the Daimyo of the Land of Rain suddenly realized, but he hesitated when he thought that there were two less Jonin in the 'Beheading Operation' and he was worried that it would fail.However, the noble family of Konoha thought that if there was one less person in the Hokage faction, then one person would be less responsible for killing Sansho Hanzo, so he said righteously: "Inuzuka Xiao also needs treatment, so Tsunade should stay!"

Instigated by the Hokage faction and Konoha's famous clan, the daimyo retained Tsunade Hime in the name of curing his son-in-law.Tsunade-hime missed this 'decapitation operation', which also indirectly caused the four-eyed owl to enjoy Tsunade-hime's resentment.