Naruto four-eyed owl

The closed door opened with a clang, and the four-eyed owl lying on the tatami was fighting with Duke Zhou. He didn't even look up when he heard the noise, and said, "Sister Tsunade, I've been waiting for you day lily." It’s already cold. Why are you so slow? Is that mad dog from the Inuzuka family about to belch?"

There was no reply from Tsunade-hime, but the girl asked angrily: "Xiao, do you really miss that old woman that much?"

Hearing this familiar voice, the four-eyed owl shuddered in his heart, but thinking that it was already past midnight, his unmarried daughter-in-law should have fallen asleep long ago, so he reached out and patted his head, murmuring in a low voice: "I've all had auditory hallucinations. The sequelae are really serious."

Seeing the four-eyed owl lying motionless on the tatami, not even raising his head, the girl at the door suddenly shouted angrily: "Four-eyed owl, what am I asking you? Do you hear me?"

The girl's loud shout was like a big stick, waking up the confused four-eyed owl.The four-eyed owl suddenly raised his head and looked intently, seeing a vague figure standing in front of him.He groped with his hands on the tatami and hurriedly put his black-rimmed glasses back on the bridge of his nose.

Unfortunately, the figure became even blurrier. It turned out that the lens was covered with a layer of fog, which was obviously caused by the moisture emitted by the four-eyed owl.The four-eyed owl quickly took off his black-rimmed glasses and wiped off the water mist on the lenses.

Looking at the busy Four-Eyed Owl, the girl at the door snorted coldly, then walked into the room, closed the door with a "swish" sound, and asked: "Four-Eyed Owl, you big pervert, do you like it?" That old woman’s breasts?”

The black-rimmed glasses fell back on the bridge of his nose, and the four-eyed owl's field of vision returned.Looking at his future wife with her hands on her waist and a grim look on her face, the four-eyed owl shuddered and said, "Yuji, it's so late, why don't you sleep?"

The pair of orange eyes wandered around the four-eyed owl, and Yuji didn't say anything. She walked slowly to her lover with small steps, and then sat down on her knees.The delicate face came closer and said with chattering teeth: "Am I disturbing you, Four-Eyed Owl?"

Looking at Yu Ji who looked unhappy, the bandaged four-eyed owl sighed inwardly and said depressedly: "What's going on with this girl? Why is she so jealous for no reason? Although Tsunade's breasts are really good …”

Glancing at the gloomy Yu Ji, the Four-Eyed Owl quickly shook his head to dispel the evil thoughts in his mind, and said in a deep voice: "Yu Ji, you can come and accompany me. It's not too late for me to be happy. Why do I think you are disturbing me?" ?”

"Hmph..." Yu Ji crossed her hands on her chest and said suspiciously: "You are such a slippery liar, unless you swear... I will never believe you..."

The four-eyed owl sneered and said, "Okay, I swear, I swear now..."

"Then make an oath quickly..."

"Well..." The four-eyed owl nodded, raised his right hand wrapped in white bandages, and swore solemnly and solemnly: "I swear, I have no unclear relationship with that old woman Tsunade..."

"There is only one person in my heart, her name is Yuji." The four-eyed owl stared affectionately into the girl's eyes, feeling that it was necessary to reassure the girl, so he shouted loudly: "Tsunade is a Humanoid old cow, whoever likes it can go... I just want you to accompany me, Yu Ji... I am a young grass,"

"Wow" the door opened, and the four-eyed owl turned his head to look, only to see Tsunade-hime opening the door.The four-eyed owl was stunned for a moment, but his mouth did not stop and he continued to stutter: "Tsunade... that... old cow... can't afford to eat..."

"Old cow?" Tsunade Hime stood at the door, staring at the four-eyed owl with a pale face.

Glancing at Yu Ji beside him, he snorted coldly and said: "What a treacherous villain with four eyes, what a fiancé to please the princess, what a son-in-law who flatters the daimyo..."

After the insulted Tsunade-hime finished speaking, she turned around angrily and left, slamming the door shut.

"Boom..."

The door of the house was closed again, and only Four-Eyed Owl and Yu Ji were still left in the house.Looking at the closed door, the four-eyed owl sighed and complained in his heart: "It's really bad luck that comes from the mouth. Tsunade, a violent woman, won't come back sooner or later, but she comes back at this time... I should I went to buy a lottery ticket. If I win, I’ll give it away..."

Seeing the four-eyed owl sighing, Yu Ji said softly: "I'm sorry, owl, I'm too willful. I know clearly that you and Tsunade have nothing to do, they are just patients and doctors..."

"But..." Yuji threw herself into Simuxiao's arms, put her hands on his back, and shouted, "But I'm really afraid of you leaving, I can't bear to leave you, I want to be with you... "

With her delicate cheek pressed against the white bandage, Yuji hugged the four-eyed Xiaoxiao tightly and choked: "Although I have always wanted Xiaoxiao, you will find another girl in the future...but that will be when I am not by your side..."

"Now you are mine, mine, mine..." Staring at the four-eyed owl's black eyes with orange eyes, Yu Ji roared: "No one can take you away..."

"Silly girl..." The four-eyed owl showed a smile on his lips, lowered his head and kissed the girl's forehead, mocking himself: "I have become a mummy, maybe I will be a red-skinned monkey from now on, no woman will like me I?"

"Pfft..." Yu Ji was amused by the four-eyed owl's self-deprecation. She blinked her red and swollen eyes and smiled: "Even if the owl turns into a red-skinned monkey, it is still the most handsome monkey... and will definitely attract people. A large group of female monkeys are vying to give birth to monkeys..."

Yu Ji's words fell, causing the four-eyed owl to laugh awkwardly, and he could only blame himself and said: "My mouth is really bad, why don't I pick on the monkeys, but I turned into a beast, and even the female monkey was not allowed to go." After that, I joined the Bei Feng Shen Cult...wuwuwu..."

Looking at the four-eyed Xiaoxiao with an embarrassed expression, Yuji noticed that the metaphor was inappropriate, stuck out her pink tongue and said, "It's all your fault, Xiaoxiao, for making me almost forget important things."

"Is it something important?" The four-eyed owl frowned and asked, "What brings you here so late? Can't we wait until dawn?"

"It's getting late at dawn, Xiao." Yu Ji loosened her hands and rested her head on the four-eyed owl's legs. She stared at the four-eyed owl with only her mouth, nose and eyes exposed and said, "Those Konoha ninjas have left the castle... …”

"I guessed this." The four-eyed owl pushed up his glasses and said, "Tsunade kept a sullen face because she couldn't go with her. Yuji, did you find out what they were going to do?"

"Well..." Yuji nodded and said, "When my father was talking to Grandpa Kubohang and Principal Zhongshan Sota, I happened to be there, and they didn't cover it up..."

"Those Konoha ninjas are carrying out the 'decapitation operation', Xiao..." Yu Ji paused and asked: "Do you think they can succeed?"

The news brought by Yu Ji made the four-eyed owl take a breath of air and shook his head at Yu Ji, expressing that he was not optimistic about Konoha.

After replying to Yu Ji, the four-eyed owl fell into deep thought: "These Konoha ninjas are actually going to assassinate Sansho Hanzo, damn it. No wonder Tsunade has a bad face and failed to participate in such an important operation... Since the cheap father-in-law did not keep it secret , Konoha must have already taken action..."