Naruto four-eyed owl

"Kid...what's your name..."

A hoarse voice sounded from behind the shivering four-eyed primary school student, and the traveler kept roaring in his heart: "A shadow clone?... This blind Konoha ninja, my grandma's bear, imitated human bombs and didn't even find the right target... …Woooooo”

The childish cry floated out from the throat. In the eyes under the black-rimmed glasses, crystal tears were already swimming in the eyes. The sticky substance in the nasal cavity was also ready. Yes, this little guy with an adult soul, He actually chose to pretend to be pitiful, which is really embarrassing to the multiverse travelers.The shameless little boy with four eyes prayed in his heart: "Bless me, Lord Kishimoto, and the moral integrity of ninjas in the Naruto world must not be too low...never be a murderer...and don't be a pedophile pervert..."

The pitiful four-eyed primary school student turned around, the tears in his eyes overflowed from his bright pupils, and the long-standing snot flowed out in a long stream due to the loss of suction in the nasal cavity.

Think about it, a little kid crying helplessly in the forest, soaked all over, looking pitiful, any normal person would feel pity for it.However, in the night sky covered with dark clouds, a dazzling bolt of thunder flew past, and the lenses of black-rimmed glasses shone dimly under the lightning. The thunder of lightning mixed with the creaking sound of strong wind destroying the trunks of shrubs, echoing continuously in the forest.

The time traveler was stunned, looking at the mysterious ninja who attacked three ninjas in Konoha, and shouted in his heart: "Takigakure has a forehead protector, a rebellious ninja, a mask, and black lines on his body. This outfit...should... Isn't it the tentacle monster Kakuzu?"

"Where is my grandma's bear, and his Red Cloud uniform?... Where is the religious fanatic Hidan?... None, maybe they just look alike."

On a night of lightning and thunder, a little kid wearing blue and white clothes, soaked to the skin, with gleaming eyes, was crying alone in the forest, with a burning corpse next to him. Isn't this something from a horror movie? Scenes.

"... Demons and monsters, leave quickly..." The rebellious ninja of Takigakure Village who killed three Konoha ninjas first clasped his hands together, and then chanted: "Namu Amitabha..."

Looking at the tall and mysterious renegade nin in front of him, who looked like a tentacle monster, with a nervous appearance, and completely unaware of how weird the scene was at this time, the corner of his mouth curled up with a contemptuous smile.

The mysterious ninja who thought he had hit a ghost saw the child in front of him who was crying and still had snot in his nose. He showed a ferocious smile, suddenly kicked the short time traveler with a violent kick, and shouted: "Go to hell... evil ghost..."

"Ya Zhidie..." The self-defeating little flat-headed boy with four eyes squatted down with his head in his hands, shouting "no" in Japanese.

Looking at the thick thighs standing in front of him, the trembling four-eyed primary school student felt terrified in his heart: "My grandma's bear... This lunatic suddenly spoke a lot of Japanese and ran away... Fortunately, I, no, now it is My dear, I used to watch island movies, bah, I’m well-read, and I learned this life-saving saying... Hahaha."

"Uh...it turns out he's a human. He scared me to death..." The rebellious ninja of Takigakure Village stopped his steps in time, looked at the four-eyed little crew chief, rubbed his forehead awkwardly, and continued to ask: "Kid, what are you doing? Who are you?...Where do you come from?...Where are you going?..."

What is this guy talking about?

?I can say "Ya Zhudie".Under the bombardment of a string of Japanese words from the mysterious ninja, the traveler's heart suddenly turned from despair to collapse, so the four-eyed boy had to continue squatting, holding his knees with his hands, and looked at the tall and burly rebellious ninja of Takigakure at a loss. , and continued to repeat: "Ya Zhidie, Ya Zhidie..."

"Damn... must I be scared out of my mind..." Seeing the four-eyed little crew member keep saying no, the traitor of Takigakure Village dragged his chin and thought: "She looks pretty good... but it's a pity that she seems to be stupid. A person in the forest must be a refugee from the Country of Rain, and he is also an orphan... I can smell the smell of money again, hahaha."

The Takigakure village rebellious nin suddenly smiled strangely, successfully attracting the boy with a flat head, and the two looked at each other.

Tenderness like water, eyes like meeting first love flowed out from the eyes of the tall, masked rebellious Ninja of Takigakure...

Travelers living in the age of the information explosion, under the lightning and thunder, the howling wind, and the beating of raindrops, are almost ready to die, and they keep asking in their hearts: "What's the matter with these confused eyes?" What's going on? Are you going to sleep with me? Am I a man? Why did I meet a pedophile ninja, and he's also a gay... Wuwuwu"

Misled by his dirty adult thinking, the four-eyed primary school student fell perfectly into the malicious speculation of 'I'm going to be anally fucked'. He hugged his knees tightly with his hands, shook his head desperately, and kept repeating the most frequent phrase in island country movies. Sentence: "Elegant Butterfly, Elegant Butterfly, Elegant Butterfly..."

"You're so stupid..." The rebellious ninja of Takigakure Village, who was upset by the four-eyed crew cut, yelled in broken English, then took out the kunai from his waist with his right hand and complained: "Looks like he needs to be treated well Educate yourself, otherwise others will find out that you are a fool, and you won’t be able to sell at a good price... It’s really troublesome, money is really not easy to make..."

"You're so stupid? You're so stupid...shut up...shut up..." The four-eyed primary school student was startled by the mysterious ninja's shout. He was stunned for a long time before he realized that this was an English sentence. He was about to smile involuntarily, But when he saw the bright kunai, his smile immediately disappeared.

The thick lenses could not hide the horrified eyes of the traveler. Looking at the rebellious ninja of Takigakure Village walking over, he began to make malicious speculations under the influence of dirty thoughts: "My grandma's bear... is trying to kill me." ? And then anal me? Isn’t this too harsh?... I must have traveled to a fake Naruto world... Uh."

Malicious speculations kept lingering in the mind of the four-eyed little boy, and then his thin body was exposed to the wind and rain, and under the influence of someone's dirty and obscene speculations, he was stimulated by nothing. On strike.

His eyes darkened, and the traveler fell to the ground, his body trembling slightly, and the words "Ya... Zhudie, um, Ya Zhudie..." came out in his mouth.

The rebellious ninja of Takigakure looked at the four-eyed little boy who suddenly fainted on the muddy ground and said to himself, "Is he going to die? A dead ninja is valuable. A dying child, I don't know if they will accept it." ? Hehehe... I shouldn’t accept it..."

"Don't you want to buy this kid? Don't buy it, don't buy it, don't buy it...ahhhhhh... don't worry kid, Mr. Kakuzu will take you to the stronghold right now..." The rebellious ninja of Takigakure Village named Kakuzu grabbed the twitching The time traveler put it on his shoulders and started to walk. He stopped before running a few steps and said, "Wait a minute... Uncle Kakuzu went to cut off the heads of Konoha ninjas. That is my hard-earned money... …”