Naruto four-eyed owl

Chapter 42 Farce

"Uh..." Tsunade, who was squatting in front of the four-eyed flathead, was stunned. She kicked her feet on the floor, jumped over the short-haired girl who was pressing her down, and landed in front of Jiraiya. She raised her white arms, His left hand fell on the shoulder of the white-haired man with Kabuki hairstyle, and he pushed Jiraiya aside, who was blocking his view, revealing the long-haired girl lying in a pool of blood.

"Damn, what can that rain ninja do? He is worse than a beast..." Tsunade knelt on the floor, condensing chakra with her hands, and said: "This little girl's spine is slightly broken, there is a lot of congestion in the internal organs of the body, and her breathing is weak... "

"Jiraiya..." Tsunade ordered the white-haired man: "Take out my surgical equipment, hurry up, this girl can't last long..."

"I know, Tsunade..." With his left hand, he laid Fat Adolf on the floor. Jiraiya, who was squatting, took out the scroll from his back with his right hand and placed it on the open floor in front of him.Then hold the scroll with your right hand and quickly pull it flat with your left hand.

On the unfolded scroll, there were densely packed sealing techniques. Jiraiya, who had a kabuki hairstyle, glanced across the paper. He closed his hands and quickly made seals, and then slapped his right hand on a certain technique seal on the scroll paper. He shouted: "Sealing Technique - Solution..."

A cloud of ninjutsu rose out of thin air. Jiraiya quickly closed the scroll, put it on his back and tied it. He turned back to the blonde and said, "I'll leave the rest to you, Tsunade..."

Tsunade picked up the dying long-haired girl, glanced at the white-haired man's face, and said confidently: "Even if she goes to hell, I can get her back... My medical ninjutsu is not a waste. A false reputation..."

The white smoke dissipated, and an operating table with a white curtain appeared out of thin air on the floor. The blonde placed Xiaoxue on the operating table and told Jiraiya: "Don't disturb me..."

The white curtain was drawn by Tsunade, blocking Jiraiya's view.The firewood crackled in the fire pit, and the bright flames reflected the blonde's graceful figure on the curtain. Looking at the graceful reflection, one couldn't help but have some reverie.

The frivolity and lust returned to the white-haired man. The rather tall Jiraiya hurriedly covered his nose, fearing that the shameful liquid would leak out. The saliva secreted in his mouth was swallowed into his stomach, and the sound of his throat moving up and down was heard. The quiet wooden house seemed very abrupt, but fortunately, the crackling sound of firewood came to mind, and it was slightly covered up by the ugly Jiraiya.

"Jiraiya..." Orochimaru, who was wearing purple eyeshadow, returned to the wooden house. Seeing the strange expression of the white-haired man, he was stunned for a moment. When he saw the beautiful figure on the white curtain, he suddenly understood and said sarcastically: " You are so vulgar. When I think that my opponent is such a guy...I don’t know why, I feel very happy...Hahaha..."

"Orochimaru..." The white-haired man put away his ugly look and said with a serious face: "I call it enriching the interest in life..."

"It's not like you are a dead idiot, you have a dead face every day... You act like everyone owes you money..." Jiraiya continued to refute the black-haired man's sarcasm, and by the way expressed his ambition: "I tell you, Orochimaru...I, Jiraiya, am the man who will become the Fourth Hokage..."

"Um..." Orochimaru crossed his hands on his chest, raised the corners of his mouth and said, "...Jiraiya, your jokes are really good...hahaha..."

"Orochimaru, just laugh..." with a nonchalant look on his face

The white-haired man pointed at the busy figure in the white curtain and whispered: "I tell you...Tsunade will also be my woman..."

"Hmph..." The sinister eyes flew from Orochimaru's pupils to Jiraiya, and the white-haired man in his heart walked towards Jiraiya and snorted coldly: "Jiraiya, as a classmate I have to tell you that you should forget your unrealistic dreams as soon as possible..."

"Regardless of the position of Hokage, or Tsunade-hime..." Orochimaru licked the corner of his lips, staring at Jiraiya with his snake-like eyes, and then whispered to the white-haired man: "They all belong to me, Orochimaru... Hahaha……"

"Bah..." The white-haired man was not to be outdone. Years of verbal sparring experience with Orochimaru made Jiraiya retort with familiarity: "You slut, you still want to compete with me for Tsunade and Hokage, you will lose." Oh...hehehe..."

Orochimaru and Jiraiya, who will become famous all over the world in the future, are still just passionate young people at this time.Two jealous men stared at each other, invisible electric current flying out of their eyes, sparks constantly flying...

"hiss……"

The white curtain was opened, and the graceful figure took a deep breath, looking at Jiraiya and Orochimaru who were facing each other, her cheeks as smooth as cream began to twitch slightly, and she said awkwardly: "I'm sorry... you two continue, I Didn’t see anything…”

Orochimaru and Jiraiya, who were facing each other, looked at the crimson-faced Tsunade in confusion, and then at the guy who was looking at them.Their expressions suddenly changed, and they thought of the story circulating in Konoha - two men abandoned their wives and children, and hung out in the hotel all day long...

The white-haired Jiraiya and the black-haired Orochimaru immediately retreated, opening an ambiguous distance. The two of them were classmates and friends for many years. They looked at the graceful blonde in tacit understanding. At the same time, they raised their right arms and stretched out their right hands to spread their fingers. , hurriedly explained to the longing woman: "Tsunade, listen to me, it's not what you think..."

The two of them said the same words in unison, making the woman who was still in her prime couldn't help but giggle.

The four-eyed boy lying on the ground turned his head curiously, and happened to see Jiraiya and Orochimaru extending their right hands in tacit understanding, making a classic action from a certain plane in the multiverse - Ziwei, don't go.

The time-traveler, whose heart was in confusion, looked confused, and then said in horror: "Is the World of Naruto a remake of Grandma Qiongyao's "Huanzhugege"? If so, I hope it won't be like the Vietnamese version..."

Without mentioning the time-travelers, let's move the camera to Jiraiya and Orochimaru, who are full of sexual affection, no, it's friendship, and continue to appreciate the tacit understanding between the two.

Orochimaru, who had purple eyeshadow, was stunned for a moment, then retracted his five fingers, leaving a single index finger, pointing at the white-haired man with a kabuki hairstyle...

Jiraiya, who had a red mark at the moment, turned his right arm and turned his outstretched hand into a fist, leaving his index finger pointing at the man with long black shawl hair...

The two of them paused and said, "Jiraiya (Orochimaru), don't imitate my movements or my words..."

"Giggle..." The blonde laughed heartily, with ripples in her chest. She held back her laughter, looked at the two people who were in tacit understanding, and said, "I know, you two are not the ones... hahaha..."

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