Naruto four-eyed owl

"Pig head..." The ninja wearing a vicious dog mask looked at his colleagues and said with certainty: "We will definitely win. Master Hanzo will lead us to victory and make the Kingdom of Rain rise..."

"Well..." The pig-faced masked ninja also nodded and agreed: "Yes, as long as Lord Hanzo continues to lead us, neither foreign enemies nor internal troubles can stop our rise..."

Suddenly, the evil dog masked ninja saw a black figure appear in the sewage, and he reached out and patted the pig-faced masked ninja who came out of the haze, pointed at the sewage and said, "There seems to be something in the water?"

"Oh?" Following the gesture of the Ninja in the Dog Mask and looking towards the sewage, the Ninja in the Pig Face Mask took a closer look and saw that there was indeed a black shadow swimming in the water, about half a meter long.Then he said in surprise: "It seems like a sewer lizard? But I've never seen such a big one..."

Seeing the black shadow's head emerging from the water, the Dog Mask Ninja denied the Pig Mask Ninja's conclusion: "Pig Head, look carefully. That's a crocodile, not a lizard. Have you been to Kabukicho too much?"

"Crocodile?" The pig-faced masked ninja was stunned for a moment and asked in surprise: "When did this thing appear in the sewers of Yuyin Village? Didn't we only have lizards before?"

"I haven't heard that there are crocodiles in the sewers..." The evil dog mask ninja put his hand to support his chin and said with some worry: "I feel a little suspicious. Could that crocodile be a psychic ninja beast or an animal ninja beast from the enemy country? "

The pig-faced masked ninja reached out and stroked his erection, and suggested: "In that case, let's kill this thing to avoid future troubles..."

"Okay, it's settled." The evil dog mask ninja nodded, took out a kunai with his left hand, and looked into the sewage, but unfortunately there was no sign of the crocodile, so he asked: "Pig head, why is that thing missing? "

"Hey, wasn't that crocodile still there just now? Why is it gone now?"

The hot-looking Ruki disappeared in a cloud of ninjutsu smoke on the steps, and was replaced by the four-eyed owl in a blue and white coat. He shook his head and sighed sadly: "It's really what those Naruto fans on the Internet guessed." Likewise, this so-called transformation technique is just a cover-up, but I remember that during Orochimaru's Operation Konoha Collapse, Naruto turned Gamabunta into the Kyuubi, and fought with Gaara's One-Tail. Could it be that we Didn’t you learn the same transformation technique?”

"It's really depressing. It seems that the prince's transformation skills are high-end..." The four-eyed owl pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and made a guess. He complained maliciously: "Dad is the fourth generation. The Hokage is just different. That old man from the third generation took special care of Naruto and deserved to be beaten to death by Orochimaru..."

"The transformation technique is no longer a problem, now comes the clone technique..."

The four-eyed owl made a hand seal, and suddenly there appeared next to him another four-eyed owl wearing a blue and white coat and black-rimmed glasses. It was really lifelike.Looking at the motionless figure of the Four-Eyed Owl formed by the Clone Technique, the time traveler raised his right hand and tried to touch the Four-Eyed Owl created by the Clone Technique. He saw that his fingers directly passed through the figure of the Four-Eyed Owl, and then the lifelike Clone Technique Disappear.

"I really don't know how the Six Paths Sage named the ninjutsu. It's obviously the afterimage technique, but it's called the clone technique..." The four-eyed owl shook his head again and looked around, but saw no one. He hesitated for a long time, but finally decided not to Dare to speak

Then he started talking in his heart.

"Otsutsuki Hagoromo, this old guy, really misled people. He gave a random name to a ninjutsu, which is a bad review. He stopped Kaguya from controlling chakra and sealed her mother. Another bad review. He recruited disciples everywhere to spread the ninjutsu and established a ninja sect. A powerful organization, but it did not conquer the world and establish a unified empire. Instead, it raised the war level of the entire world a lot. It should be equivalent to a cold weapon jumping directly to the level of a hot weapon, which is still a bad review..."

"In short, this Immortal of Six Paths is either a deceitful person or an unrealistic idealist..." The four-eyed owl, who made an evaluation of Otsutsuki Hagoromo in his heart, put his right hand into his pocket and took out a small white porcelain bottle, casually He walked to the steps, poured out a military ration pill into the palm of his left hand, then opened his mouth and spat, cursing contemptuously: "I think he is mentally retarded, brain-dead..."

"Boom..."

The crocodile that the two secret sentries had been looking for for a long time sprang out of the sewage, opened its mouth and sprayed blood, revealing a mouth full of conical teeth, and bit the four-eyed owl standing on the steps beside the sewage, firing its cannons randomly.

"what"

The crocodile suddenly broke out of the water. The unsuspecting four-eyed owl screamed and fell to the ground. He narrowly avoided the crocodile's bite, but the military food pill in the palm of his left hand fell to the ground. .

"Holy crap, how could there be a crocodile?" Looking at the half-meter-long crocodile lying on the steps, the four-eyed owl took a breath and said: "I will never spit again..."

The crocodile who climbed up the steps glanced at the four-eyed owl sitting on the ground with cold eyes, and then glanced at the military food pills on the ground. He suddenly opened his mouth and stuck out his forked tongue, and rolled the military food pills on the ground into his mouth.Then the crocodile, who was still unfinished, looked at the small white porcelain bottle in the four-eyed owl's right hand.

"Forked tongue? Is this a lizard covered in crocodile skin?" The four-eyed owl was stunned for a moment, and then said heartbrokenly: "My military food pills, whether you are a crocodile or a lizard, you actually ate my food. Then you have to pay the price..."

Looking at the chattering four-eyed owl, the crocodile lizard swallowed the military food pill. With its IQ and keen intuition far superior to ordinary beasts, it immediately discovered the benefits of the pill. It suddenly opened its upper and lower jaws and bit the four-eyed owl that had not had time to get up. Eye owl.

I saw the four-eyed owl raise its feet quickly, and the soles of its feet were just against the upper and lower jaws of the crocodile lizard, stopping the crocodile lizard from biting: "Damn it, you are a shame among crocodiles, a scum among lizards, you actually want to eat me……"

"You wait, I'll take a powerful pill first..." The four-eyed owl poured another military ration pill into the palm of his left hand and said with a sneer: "Four-legged snake, when I recover, I will skin you." , It’s cramping your muscles. In ancient times, there was a Nezha who made waves in the sea and killed evil dragons. Today, there is a four-eyed owl that kills crocodile lizards...hehehe..."

With a strong movement of the palm of his left hand, the military food pill flew up and fell towards the triumphant four-eyed owl. He opened his mouth and was about to catch the military food pill falling in the air. Suddenly, the crocodile lizard spit out its forked tongue and rolled it up. The military grain pill that was about to fall into the four-eyed owl's mouth was quickly wrapped in the military grain pill and returned to the big mouth in the four-eyed owl's confused eyes.

"Damn... my military food pills..." The four-eyed owl, whose cheeks twitched uncontrollably, pointed with his left hand at the crocodile lizard whose upper and lower jaws were pressed against, and roared angrily: "You are stealing food from the tiger's mouth and seeking your own death... Four Foot snake, you are dead, I will enslave you for the rest of your life..."