Marvel's Don't Stop Me, I Want to Die

Dave has been a little depressed recently. He originally wanted to become a superhero, but he was stabbed and installed by a car. In the end, he turned into a low-end version of Wolverine, and he didn't even feel the pain. .

When he heard this, he was shocked. It doesn't matter if he can't feel the pain. If he couldn't feel the pain, as you guys understand, Dave might as well die. So that night, he masturbated regardless of his own pain. After a while, I finally came to the conclusion that because of the damage to my nervous system, I was able to masturbate for a long time, and you know where there is no loss.

"Okay, this is what I want!" Dave thought, took a good rest for a few months and returned to school.

But unfortunately, everything in the school had changed when he came back. He didn't know whether it was Marty or Todd who did it. Almost everyone in the school knew what he was doing, and he was also rumored to be gay. Oh my god, was there a mistake!

Dave can think about little Dave swearing that he is not gay at all, okay, he does not mean to discriminate against gays, but he does not have a gay, OK! But unfortunately, no one wanted to believe him, except for a few of his friends!

"This situation sucks."

Dave thought so at first, but he had always been a transparent person before, and now being noticed by others made him feel a little bit happy, especially when his goddess Katie appeared next to him.

But unfortunately, his happy mood disappeared within a few seconds. Because Katie also came to complain after hearing the news that he was gay. It was said that a drug addict named Rasul had entangled him, and he came to him because he couldn't find anyone to complain to.

Dave didn't give Katie a clear answer, but he became a good person to complain to. Later, the two even spent a night at Katie's house. Well, they just lay on the same bed and did nothing. Ti spoke.

Just as his friends said, Katie regarded him as a best friend. Is there anything more tragic than this?

Despite this, Dave, as a superhero (?), still chose to help Katie. He communicated with Katie on the Internet through the identity of Kick-Ass, got Rasul's address, and wanted to teach him a lesson. This guy, keep him away from Katie!

The above was the reason why he was standing in this room, being pushed hard to the ground, and was about to die. Yes, Kick-Ass was about to die now. He really didn't expect that his stun gun was useless at all.

"This is why I recall my short life." Dave was about to cry without tears. Almost all movies are acted like this. When the protagonist or supporting character is about to die, it will flash in his mind. My whole life, I seem to be the same thing now!

"Boy, what are you muttering about?" One of Asul's men pressed Dave's shoulder. Hearing him whisper something, he slapped Dave in the face.

"I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything!" Under the shadow of death, Dave no longer knew what to do. He could only watch Asul walking toward him with a pistol in his hand and a sinister look on his face. .

"Oh, my God, someone come and save me!" Dave cried suddenly. He just wanted to be a superhero, why was he going to die in less than a few days?

And at this moment, there was a sound of something breaking through the air.

He broke in directly through the window, and then Assur, who was about to kill Dave, had a hole in his forehead with something, and blood and gunshot sprayed directly on Kick-Ass below.

"Oh, Shet! What is this?" King Kick-Ass was a little incoherent. The guy who was threatening him just now had his head shot in the blink of an eye. What could be more terrifying?

"Blood and brains, uh, please, don't taste it. It makes me sick." A voice woke up Kick-Ass who was about to smell the blood in his hand. He immediately shook his hand and realized that he was standing in front of him. It’s [Sunday. 】

"Sunday? Is it really you?" King Kick-Ass looked surprised.

Stanley had already killed everyone in the room at this time, because Big Daddy had given him the information about everyone here before, and everyone was not a good person. Even the woman with a bitch-like face was a bitch. All with kill!

"It's me, the Kick-Ass King!" Stanley shrugged. Didn't this guy know how to investigate, and he came here like this? He himself is not afraid of death, because he knows that he can't die. As for this Kick-Ass King, he is court death!

"My name is not King Kick-Ass, I am King Kick-Ass!" King Kick-Ass corrected him, and then he shut up when he saw [Sunday] didn't want to talk to him. After all, several people had died here, and he didn't want to. Know what to do.

"Move aside!" Stanley pushed Kick-Ass aside and went to the door and knocked a few times. The door opened from the outside and a fat black man walked in with an impatient look on his face. He had a pair of headphones on his head, so he Didn't hear anything from inside.

"Oh, damn!" The fat black man opened the door impatiently, and then saw a room full of dead bodies. He immediately knew something was wrong, but before he could draw the pistol from his fat waist, Stanley stretched out his hand from behind the door. He pulled him into the house and stabbed him in the fat neck, killing him!

"Oh, my god, why did you kill someone?!" King Kick-Ass was completely frightened.

"They all deserve to die, that's all!" Stanley didn't want to answer this so-called superhero whose mentality had not yet changed, and Super Killer's voice came from his headset asking him to hurry up.

"What should we do now?"

"What else can I do? Get out of here before the police arrive! Hey, you want to die, don't you have any common sense? Can you leave the main entrance now?" Stanley was a little speechless. Of course, at this time, he also forgot that he was the first How was Revenge killed?

After Stanley's reminder, Kick-Ass and Stanley left the window together. Then Kick-Ass saw Big Daddy and Supergirl waiting for Stanley under the billboard of the building opposite.

Kick-Ass didn't have the courage to leave from the air with Stanley, so he could only walk up the stairs alone. But he didn't know that when he was climbing the stairs with difficulty, Big Daddy and Super Killer were secretly following him. Unknowingly he brought these people into his home.

"Can this guy really become a superhero? I can't see it."

"Don't forget that you didn't realize we were following you."

"That's because I have a trump card, so it doesn't matter to me! Let me go, it's Dave!!!" Stanley, who was arguing with Supergirl, was shocked when he saw Kick-Ass's true face. He simply didn't dare Trust your eyes.