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Chapter 49 Team B and Little Jianjian (please vote for collection recommendation)
Chapter 49 Team B and the little bitch
"Are you angry!? Is this hands-off shopkeeper being a little too much lately?" someone thought unconsciously as he watched Harry's leaving back. It is said that after his own game company recruited people, he, the big boss, didn't seem to even take the trouble. It seemed that he was really a little bit too much!
"Forget it, I don't want to think about it so much. You can't rush things about games. Only when the software and hardware are in place can you soar. But it's not a problem to keep procrastinating. It's time to give the company's personnel a shot in the arm, and by the way, the game company Get your name out there!" With his thoughts racing in his mind, Yang Rui roughly made a decision.
If Harry could know what Yang Rui was thinking, he would definitely punch him in anger. The boss is not in a hurry now, so what does he have to do before? ? "The emperor is not in a hurry. Is he in a hurry to kill the eunuch?"
Striding to the teacher's office, Yang Rui's request was rejected by the teacher without hesitation. If you take a long vacation every month, you kid is going to turn the world upside down! This has nothing to do with the personal emotions of "envy, jealousy, and hatred." As a teacher, a responsible teacher, and a great and upright teacher, how can he let his students be so indulgent? ...I won’t approve this leave request!
After walking out of the teacher's office, Yang Rui turned around and went to the principal's office. After some "impassioned", "well-reasoned" and "fair and aboveboard" conversations, the two hands held each other tightly. The reasonable principal has reached a consensus (j) with the outstanding students of the school that "taking leave is a pleasure for a while, and it is always a pleasure to take leave."
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In the suburbs of New York, a taxi is driving on a bumpy road. In the passenger seat, a guy wearing red tights was kicking his calves and amusing himself, and from time to time he made mysterious sounds like "Hey, so high."
"Nice! Who is she?" His eyes fell on the photo in the driver's hand, and the man in tights couldn't help but licked his lips.
I was startled by the driver who suddenly spoke to me, but then I understood. "Oh! Her name is Gita, she is so beautiful!"
The happy smile only lasted for a moment, and the driver's expression became complicated. "Originally, she could marry me and be a good wife, but he was obsessed with my cousin Bandu. This guy's flirting skills and shamelessness have no limit..."
"De Ponte! I suddenly felt that it was God's will that I got into this car." The tone of the man in tights became extremely serious.
"My friend Asan, love is so wonderful! When you meet love, everything in the world is so beautiful, so you must hold on to love tightly and never let go. As for obstacles, We can definitely clean it up, right? Don’t be like me, otherwise the whole world will smell like Mommy.”
"Mom!? What does this smell like?"
"It's like two bums banging a shitty (Harmony) shoe full of piss, I could talk about that all day. Boy, I mean that feels bad! Super bad!"
I don’t know if this guy is too stupid, or if the other person’s words are too inflammatory. After hearing these words, the driver actually felt a strange emotion, but he reacted immediately and changed the subject to cover up his emotions.
"Sir, why are you wearing red?"
"This way, the bad guys can't see me bleeding! Okay, this is it, stop the car!"
"Thanks for your patronage, the total is $42!"
"Well... I never bring money with me when I go to work. My wallet is in the pocket of my casual clothes!!!" The man in tights was a little embarrassed, and his little white eyes blinked slightly. "In that case, how about a high-five, Depente!"
"o...k! Have a nice trip, Mr. Deadpool."
After getting out of the taxi, Deadpool walked across a muddy path carrying a large bag. Music played in the background, and this guy kept moving forward with steps that he didn't recognize his relatives.
Across the large farmland, Xiao Jianjian walked in circles like some dancers and entered the small courtyard. The big bag he was carrying fell out of his hands due to centrifugal force, and several bloody heads rolled out like footballs.
"Dear little bones, where is the big boss? His favorite little bitch is here to settle the bill!" His little eyes glanced at the short-haired woman playing with the dog in the courtyard, and someone gently pinched the woman's chin and said crazily.
"If you call me Little Bones again, I'll blow your anus!" Pushing the stinky hand away from her eyes, the woman's arm was suddenly covered with a layer of bone. The ferocious and sharp edges look very destructive.
"I'm scared to death...but it's not impossible." Jianjian held the woman in her arms with a princess hug and winked. "As long as it's big enough and hard enough! I don't have any objections, all kinds of positions..."
As Deadpool was talking, his body was suddenly penetrated by four or five bones, and bright red blood continued to flow on the sharp bones. As the woman retracted the bones, the blood-red intestines flowed all over the floor.
"Little Bones, you are lying! Where is the promised explosive (Harmony) Juhua? Where has the trust between people gone! It's so itchy, so itchy!" He stuffed his intestines back into his stomach very cruelly, Jianjian kept twisting her buttocks, looking like she wanted to (prevent) and seek (harmony) and be satisfied. In just a few breaths, his injuries had completely returned to normal.
"Stop seeking death, mercenary! The boss has received the news and will be here soon. This is what you want!" An old man walked out of the house and threw a modified gun to Deadpool.
The little bitch who caught the gun was not polite. Pull the gun bolt and shoot at the pine tree not far away. With a crisp sound, the waist-thick pine tree broke into two pieces on the spot.
"This is so cool, man! Leave this shitty B-Team and come work with me! You and , we can be the best mercenary duo ever."
"Damn bastard! Watch your foul mouth, or I'll tear it off for you!" Angry roars came from the room, and the ground seemed to be shaking.
"Oh! Mr. Boar is here too! Don't be angry, don't be angry, we are in the same group. Look! They are all so scary!" Deadpool took off his hood, revealing a miserable face. "Not long ago, a girl asked me for a photo to ward off evil spirits. How about we take a photo together for her!? As long as she sticks our photo on the door, it will scare away a lot of monsters and ghosts!"
"I'm going to tear you apart!" The wall of the room was knocked open, and a two-meter-tall pig man rushed towards Deadpool like a heavy truck. The thick biceps are bigger than a human head!
Seeing that a bowl-sized fist was about to hit Deadpool, a little bird fell from the sky. The next moment, the bird turned into a man and stood between them. "The boss is here! Don't rush to deal with him!"
"Oh, oh, oh! The big benefactor is here, and your favorite mercenary, Xiaojian, gives you the most sincere greetings."
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