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Yagyu didn't know why he would sometimes have dangerous thoughts like this in his mind for no apparent reason.

He dared to use his own life as a guarantee. His sexual orientation was very normal and he was not interested in men at all.

Even for Orochimaru, who is called Orochimaru by countless Naruto fans, Yagyu has no interest in him at all. After all, Orochimaru is not a woman.

Even if this guy can change gender, he is still a man after all, not a real woman.

Under such circumstances, how could he have that kind of interest in Orochimaru?

nonsense

Quickly putting aside all the strange thoughts in his mind and the various pictures in his mind, Yagyu forced himself to focus on other places.

As for why those strange thoughts suddenly popped up in my mind before?

It must be because in my previous life I saw too many fujoshi consuming all kinds of porn between men, which then affected my thoughts on this aspect and the direction of my brainstorming.

In particular, some authors who write about Naruto fanfics actually regard Orochimaru as the "female protagonist" in a very subtle way, and some even regard Orochimaru as the "female protagonist" openly and openly.

It must be because those fujoshi and those fan authors are affecting the direction of my thinking. Yes, that’s right.

No matter what the specific reason is, if Yagyu thinks this is the case, then this is what happened.

After all the imaginative thoughts in his mind passed, Yagyu's attention returned to reality.

Looking at the familiar street in front of him, he was suddenly surprised to find that he had walked to the street where Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant was located.

Even though it is winter and the weather is very cold, the liveliness on the streets has not diminished much.

The streets were still full of people coming and going as before, but because of what happened a few days ago, many people didn't see much joy on their faces.

After all, during the Void Behemoth incident, not all residents of Konoha Village were able to successfully evacuate, and there were still a large number of civilians left behind in the village.

Although this time was not as heavy as the Nine-Tails Rebellion, there were still many people who died.

So now there is not much joy on the faces of the civilians in Konoha Village.

Many people have just finished their funerals. Under such circumstances, it is strange that the civilians can be happy.

After walking a few steps further, we arrived in front of the Ichiraku Ramen Shop, and the familiar faint aroma had already flowed into our nostrils.

After entering the Ichiraku Ramen Shop, Yagyu was greeted by the store manager's warm welcome: "Welcome, what flavor of ramen do you want to eat?"

As soon as Shou Da finished saying his usual line, he couldn't help but look slightly stunned.

Surprised eyes were placed on Yagyu's face.

It was obvious that he recognized Yagyu, an old customer who had been patronizing him.

After all, Yagyu was not particularly impressed by Tendai, and his exaggerated appetite had shocked him, the manager of a ramen restaurant, more than once.

For such a terrifying big eater, hand beating is naturally very impressive.

After all, every time Yagyu comes to visit, he will be very busy, and of course he will make a lot of money.

Obviously, to the store manager, Yagyu is a walking "money tree".

Just imagine, a person goes to eat ramen alone and eats dozens or even hundreds of bowls. Isn’t this kind of customer a cash cow for a store?

One customer can support hundreds of customers.

There is no other person like this in the entire Konoha Village.

Ever since, the smile on Shou Shang's face suddenly became more enthusiastic.

It was as if he was looking at his son-in-law, and it even felt a little more exaggerated than when he looked at his son-in-law.

"It turns out I'm my guest. I haven't seen you for a few days. Please sit down. Would you like to add more coriander and less sesame oil as before?"

There was a very warm smile on Shandai's face, and the enthusiastic look made the corner of Yagyu's mouth twitch slightly. Yagyu felt that the store manager was a little too enthusiastic.

But since the store manager had already spoken, it was impossible for him not to talk, so Yagyu nodded and said: "Well, it will be the same as before, but this time the portion is a little larger than before, probably twice as much. That’s about it.”

one or two times

Tezida vaguely remembered that Yagyu's previous record was to eat more than 120 bowls of ramen at one time, and he heard that the customer was not even % full at that time.

If it were doubled now, wouldn't it be close to three hundred bowls of ramen?

You must know that the bowl used by Yagyu is already a large one, and now it is close to three hundred bowls.

Shou Da couldn't help but take a breath. Fortunately, he didn't say the word "so scary", and he didn't know there was such a word, otherwise Yagyu might have thought that Shou Da was a time traveler.

At this time, Hands made an inner calculation as to whether the quantity of ingredients he had here would be enough to make that much ramen.

After estimating the time for about half a minute, Shandai nodded and said seriously: "It's twice as long as before, no problem. Please wait a moment."

Fortunately, today's business is not particularly good, and Yagyu arrived quite early, so the ingredients here are quite abundant, and it should be enough to make do.

Otherwise, the ingredients in the entire ramen restaurant might not be enough for Yagyu to eat alone.

Sometimes I can't help but wonder how a man like Yagyu, who is not very burly, can eat so much food.

Moreover, he even drank all the ramen soup. He never even went to the toilet once during the journey, not even once.

Under such circumstances, can the stomach really withstand eating so much?

Even if your digestive ability is very strong and you digest food very quickly, if you drink so much water, you have to poop out some of it, right?

As a result, Teida had never seen Yagyu go to the toilet while eating. It was almost as if he was not human at all, which was a bit strange.

Of course, Tate will not doubt whether Yagyu is human or not, because Yagyu, the Fourth Hokage and the Sannin Orochimaru have all eaten ramen here together, and they obviously know each other.

Anyone who knows the Yondaime Hokage must be as reliable and trustworthy as the Yondaime Hokage.

Yagyu sat on the seat of Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant, playing with a pair of wooden chopsticks in his hands.

While waiting for the hand-made shop manager to make ramen, he silently glanced at the dimensional chat group in his mind. The countdown at this time was 11:30:51.

Only half an hour has passed. I didn't expect that twelve hours would pass so slowly.

But when I think about it again, it seems a little bit normal.

When you don't care about the passage of time, time always passes quickly. When you feel that time has only passed for half an hour, in fact, several hours have passed.

On the other hand, when you are particularly concerned about the passage of time and want to make time move faster, it will feel like seconds are like years.

After waiting for a minute or two, before the first bowl was brought over, Yagyu saw a person who should not have appeared in Konoha Village at this time.

He had smelled a faint smell of alcohol from a distance before, but Yagyu didn't care at that time. After all, drinking is normal, right?

But when the smell of wine got closer and closer to him and became stronger and stronger, he couldn't help but look in that direction.

Then he saw a familiar figure, especially the two things that were swaying up and down and left and right because of their staggering steps, which successfully attracted his attention.

Ahem, after all, as long as he is a normal man, he will basically look at that area at first glance.

The size of that area was too eye-catching, and Yagyu felt that this model was a little bigger than his Yakumo Purple.

Apart from Princess Tsunade, there is basically no other person with this type of model in Konoha Village.

Yagyu twirled a pair of wooden chopsticks in his hands, with a surprised look on his face, and murmured to himself: "How could she be in Konoha Village? I remember the last time, it seemed that she was there because of the Nine-Tails Rebellion. I can’t help but come back and take a look at Konoha Village.”

It may also be because this time there is another village-killing crisis in Konoha Village, and the gambling-loving Princess Tsunade can't help but come back for a visit.

She didn't know what she was thinking when she came back and saw Konoha Village almost intact.

Maybe she was thinking that she was being tricked

After all, there is no sign of destruction in Konoha Village now, except for the ravine at the entrance of the village that was kicked out by Yakumo Purple.

Under Yagyu's gaze, Tsunade, who seemed a little drunk, staggered over with a slightly unsteady step.

Then he also stepped into the Ichiraku Ramen Shop, found a seat casually, and sat down. I heard her let out a wine burp and said listlessly: "Boss, I'll give you two bowls of ramen, with any condiments. As long as the burp is lighter, the burp will be lighter."

The store manager, who was busy in the back kitchen, asked around and had no choice but to respond: "Okay, guest, please wait a moment."

Although I may make a lot of money today, I feel very, very tired today from hand-typing.

Fortunately, I had taken in a few apprentices to serve as snipers. Otherwise, I feel like I might die suddenly from exhaustion today, and that might happen.

After all, there are nearly three hundred bowls of ramen, and there will be other customers coming, so it shouldn't be too scary.

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