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Although I don’t know what method Yagyu used to wake up from his drunken state, it was obvious that he was drunk alone before, but now he became extremely sober for no reason.

If it weren't for the strong smell of alcohol still lingering on her body, Tsunade might have thought that she hadn't drunk any alcohol at all.

Rubbing the slightly sore forehead, Tsunade took a deep breath, looked around, and said gratefully: "Thank you very much. I didn't expect to meet in this place. I shouldn't have been drunk just now. I shouldn't have been drunk." Bar"

Yagyu, who was eating ramen, drank some soup, put the empty bowl aside, and replied: "You shouldn't be considered a drunkard, but you inexplicably regarded me as your creditor, and you said you would pay back the money in a few days. Give me."

Tsunade was startled, and a look of embarrassment suddenly appeared on her face. She didn't remember the memory clearly when she was drunk.

I didn't expect that I would regard Yagyu as my creditor, but judging from the situation, I probably didn't say anything weird at the time. Fortunately, my restraint was pretty good.

However, Tsunade also knew that if Yagyu hadn't woken up in time, he might have said something weird.

Especially when a person is drunk. There are no taboos in what I say. Who knows what secrets will be revealed?

It was precisely because of this that when San San was embarrassed, Tsunade couldn't help but feel a little relieved.

The atmosphere became inexplicably silent because neither party found anything to talk about, and most of Yagyu's focus was on ramen.

The sound of "suck, suck, suck" rang in Tsunade's ears as she stared at Yagyu's exaggerated performance.

Especially when I saw a big bowl of ramen, which was eaten away in less than half a minute, leaving only a little soup, I felt like I was dreaming.

Doesn’t this person need to chew when he eats?

Should I just swallow it like this?

Why does it look like a snake?

In fact, Yagyu still chewed it, but because he chewed it too fast, he didn't even see the other person chewing it.

Are you kidding? When you eat, you chew so fast that you can't even see it with the naked eye.

Just when both parties were very quiet, Tsunade suddenly thought of something and asked in surprise: "By the way, you have been staying in Konoha Village. Do you know what happened a few days ago?"

"I heard from far away that Konoha Village was destroyed and the whole village turned into a huge sinkhole. But when I came back early this morning, I found that there was nothing wrong with Konoha Village at all."

Yagyu glanced at her and replied: "There was a group of giant beasts who wanted to invade the ninja world. One of the giant beasts wiped out Konoha Village, and then all the rest were eliminated, and someone else destroyed Konoha Village. It’s restored to its original state.”

"No matter you think you can't do it, this is what happened anyway. For more details, you can ask Namikaze Minato, or ask Sarutobi Hiruzen."

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After listening to Yagyu's answer, Tsunade could be said to be confused.

A group of giant beasts want to invade the ninja world

One of the giant beasts destroyed the leaf village

All the rest were killed

Then someone restored Konoha Village to its original state

Why does it sound a bit like a story made up by a child that has no logic at all?

But the person who told this "story" was Yagyu, the most special being in Konoha Village, even more special than the tailed beasts.

Given Yagyu's strength, it's basically impossible to make such unnecessary jokes.

In other words, the "story" told by Yagyu is very likely to be what really happened. Something like this really happened in Konoha Village a few days ago.

Tsunade felt a little doubtful about life, why such ridiculous things would happen in reality

Confused

After finally regaining consciousness, Tsunade nodded slightly and said thoughtfully: "Is that so? A group of unknown giant beasts. I heard that a group of unknown giant beasts suddenly appeared on the prairie of the Land of Fire. This is the corpse of the giant beast, right?"

"If there was a pile of corpses that looked like a mountain, this would be it."

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Tsunade suddenly felt that after she left Konoha Village for a while, a lot of very strange things seemed to have happened in Konoye Village. She always felt that Konoye Village now was a little different from before.

Although the former Konoha Village was in the middle of a war and was in dire straits every day, it was at least relatively normal.

Although the current Konoha Village is in a peaceful state and does not have any disputes with other ninja villages, it has become a little abnormal.

In fact, even Tsunade herself doesn't know exactly why she feels this change. Maybe it's because she thinks too much.

Just when Tsunade was thinking wildly, an apprentice from Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant hurriedly brought two bowls of ramen and placed them at Tsunade's front door.

"Tsunade-sama, please use it slowly. These are the two bowls of ramen you ordered before."

After watching the apprentice turn away with dull eyes, Tsunade looked at the two bowls of ramen in front of her and murmured in confusion: "When did I order two bowls of ramen?"

Suddenly I recalled that I was drunk before. Could it be that I ordered it when I was drunk?

Forget it, I'm a little hungry now anyway, let's eat first.

By the way, that girl Shizune has gone somewhere, why doesn't she seem to be seen?

As time passed by, Tsunade ate the ramen carelessly. In ten minutes, she finished a bowl of hot ramen and drank all the soup.

Just when she was about to finish the second bowl of ramen, she suddenly couldn't help but glance to the side and was stunned.

Because there were various large bowls piled up next to Yagyu Sheng, an apprentice of Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant hurriedly took those bowls to the kitchen to clean them.

In other words, he finished a bowl of ramen in ten minutes, while Yagyu ate twenty or thirty bowls of ramen in ten minutes?

What is this guy's belly made of? Is it a black hole?

Forget it, if I could see through this man, he wouldn't be the most mysterious and powerful being in Konoha Village.

Tsunade sighed helplessly in her heart and continued to deal with the ramen in front of her.

At the same time, at the entrance of Konoha Village, a middle-aged man with a white hedgehog head wearing wooden clogs was striding into Konoha Village.

Surprised and somewhat unbelievable eyes, he kept looking at the almost intact Konoha Village, with a puzzled look on his white hedgehog-headed face.

He felt as if he had been deceived and believed in some rumors.

Wasn’t it promised that Konoha Village would be destroyed, and then the entire village’s residents would be relocated?

Why does it look like nothing happened at all now?

"You dare to deceive me, Mr. Jiraiya. You bastard, don't let me know where this rumor came from. If you let me know, I must beat up the first guy who spread the rumor."

The depressed look on Jiraiya's face became more and more intense. After hearing that Konoha Village was destroyed, he ran back non-stop from a very far away place.

During this period, he didn't even have much time to rest. After almost dying from exhaustion, he finally rushed back to Konoha Village.

As a result, everything in front of him was so peaceful and peaceful that he couldn't believe his eyes.

The promised leaf village was destroyed.

It was promised that it would turn into a sinkhole.

Although Jiraiya definitely doesn't want Konoha Village to be destroyed, he is very angry now. Who is the bastard who spread this rumor? Damn it.

Unexpectedly, I, Mr. Jiraiya, who is so smart, actually believed such low-level rumors.

"Forget it, I've already returned to the village. It's not a big deal to leave right after I came back. I've been chasing Orochimaru for several months, but I haven't found any whereabouts. That guy's counter-reconnaissance is not very good. ."

Jiraiya had no choice but to get headaches. In the past few months, apart from collecting stories and writing outside, he had been tracking Orochimaru who had rebelled from the village.

Several times during this period, he thought he could find Orochimaru, but in the end he was shocked to discover that the so-called clues he discovered were actually left behind by Orochimaru on purpose.

In other words, he couldn't find the real trace of Orochimaru even after he followed him time and time again.

"I don't know why that guy is so obsessed with immortality. Doesn't he feel that if he lives too long, he will get tired of it? Even if he lets me live for a few hundred more years, maybe I won't mind."

After coughing a few times, Jiraiya put aside the random thoughts in his mind and walked towards the leaf village.

Just when he had just taken a few steps, a very familiar voice came from behind: "Human life is too limited. A few dozen or a hundred years in a hurry is not enough for me to do more things."

"When you realize how fragile life is, you really want to seize it. I once saw the death of Kato Dan with my own eyes, I also saw the death of Nezuki with my own eyes, and I also saw Tsunade at that time That crying and helpless look.”

When Jiraiya looked stunned, the familiar voice continued to come from behind: "Maybe you don't understand what I'm doing, but I don't care. I'm definitely not doing it right, so that's right."

"If it were you and me, I don't think you would care about other people's opinions. Am I right, Jiraiya?"

As soon as the voice fell, Jiraiya turned around instantly and looked at the familiar man behind him in shock.

Jiraiya doubted whether he was hallucinating, and pointed at the person in front of him in disbelief: "You, you, you, why are you back?"

"It was the Yondaime Hokage, your disciple Minato, who welcomed me back. It's not that I have any conspiracy."

Orochimaru had a smile on his face: "Your disciples found me very quickly, but you have been looking for me for several months and still haven't found me. Should I call you stupid or stupid?"

Jiraiya: ""

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