Marvel's Spear Bureau Secret Service

You useless things, look at what we have here. . .

You have been favored by a big buffalo, you oily bastards!Bend some legs or I'll break them like willow branches.

Chu Ling walked into Penglai Military Attaché. A group of disciples wearing the same black Tang suits as him were being scolded.

Chu Ling looked at the sky speechlessly. It is said that this style and these words are the style of the former master of the hall, old man Tieguai. The one who is now reprimanding his disciples is of course the contemporary Daxuanwu who is called the Fat Snake by Master Tieguai.

Holding the secret book "92 Ways to Kill Enemies with Legs" that he had completed this time, he lowered his head and wanted to quickly cross the square and go to the library to exchange a book.

Uh-huh!A sound of breaking wind came, and Chu Ling quickly backed up an iron bridge.

thump.

There was a loud noise, and the petals of the cherry blossom tree next to it began to fall at a speed of five centimeters per second. Chu Ling broke out in a cold sweat when he looked at the cow leg bone on the tree trunk.

You irritable brat, why don't you get angry?My bones are so sluggish that I haven't moved my muscles for a long time.

A thunderous shout came from the other side of the training ground, and Chu Ling quickly bent over and saluted.

Hello Master Snake, the number one warrior in Qidu, invincible and charming, my disciple sends you my regards.

Fat Snake, covered in fat and squeezed into the creaking bamboo chair, had a helpful expression on his face: You still know how to talk, why didn't my little wife come?

. . .Chu Ling couldn't handle it, this damn fat guy was so shameless.

Boring, hey, I miss the days of Dayangma, it’s so boring here, brat, did you take down the village beauty?

ha?Chu Ling felt that after three years of contact, he still didn't adapt to the other party's speaking style. The other party only came back to Penglai three years ago. That year was when Penglai's door was opened. As a human weapon in Penglai, the other party had to fulfill the task of guarding the door.

When the guard is over, you have to wait until the next other gate is opened before you have the opportunity to go out for a walk. Unfortunately, after the end of Penglai, Kunlun will not open the gate until this year. In the intervening years, there was a bye and no gates of the seven capitals were opened.

That girl Qilin, based on my countless experiences with women, she will definitely be a beauty that will captivate the whole country when she grows up. She is the descendant of the most beautiful woman in the seven capitals of the previous generation. It is a pity that she will not live long, so you have to hurry up. .

Chu Ling, who was about to walk away, immediately stopped there.

you do not know?Didn't she tell you?Hehe, it seems like you can't do it, kid. It seems that you need Master Snake to teach you some tricks to chase girls.

Master Fierce Snake, my disciple is only 15 years old this year, not yet an adult.Chu Ling leaned towards Fat Snake, not because he wanted to know how to chase girls, but because he was concerned about what Lin Qilin was doing.

What's wrong with being 15 years old? Although I had the opportunity to lose my virginity when I was very old, there are very few 15-year-old virgins in the West. Are you ready to go out this time?I introduced you to teach self-defense classes at the Swiss Women's University. I really miss that good time.

What happened to Master Qilin?Chu Ling came to Fat Snake, took the cow leg on the side, handed it over and asked in a low voice.

The opponent stretched out his big hand and grabbed the cow leg bone, and then took a bite of it: Who allowed you to stop? Continue training!A bunch of trash.

Chu Ling did not walk away, knowing that this person was a talkative person and liked to brag about what he had seen.

You kid, do you know that in Qidu now, there are still those non-human weapons?

Kunlun's Iron Fist, and Kunji's Crane Warrior.Chu Ling told the news he knew.

Well, do you know that Iron Fist and the others will not live to be 33 years old!The fat snake thief looked around with stern eyes, and then quietly spoke to Chu Ling.

ah?Chu Ling was confused, but he was speechless at the other party's volume. Is your volume considered a whisper? From the corner of his eyes, he noticed that the practicing disciples were all pricking their ears and listening to the secret text openly.

But judging from their expressions, it wasn't really a secret. Maybe Chu Ling, who usually lived alone in the valley, didn't know about Lin Qilin's situation.

Hey, a bunch of unlucky guys, they must have been cursed, and they can live longer after learning Qi. How long has that old man Tieguai lived?Our other human weapons are only in their 20s, how old is the Iron Fist?

The previous generation of Tekken was the 65th generation.Chu Ling thought for a moment and realized that Iron Fist was updated faster.

Hey, that's because they were targeted, do you know why?Because there is a ferocious beast from the Eight Heat Hells, eager to devour Shou Lao's power.

Shenlong Shou Lao?Chu Ling's eyes widened. Fat Snake was very satisfied with the other person's expression. None of the people here could satisfy his vanity. These disciples had listened to it more than once. It was very tiring to pretend to hear it for the first time every time. , the major events that happened that year were only bigger than Lin Qilin, but many people witnessed it with their own eyes.

Yes, this is the fatal curse of Iron Fist. Among the 65 generations of Iron Fist, no one can live beyond the age of 33 with the power of longevity. When 33 years old comes, if fate does not end them, Kirin's waiter will Will appear and devour the dragon power in them. Most of the iron fists defended the entrance of the dragon's lair with their lives, preventing Qilin from succeeding.Fat Snake spoke with a mysterious look.

. . .Chu Ling's eyes widened again: Qilin?Is the ferocious beast a unicorn?Qilin, is she Qilin’s waiter?Or is it just Qilin?

Fat Snake was stunned by Chu Ling's series of unicorns, and couldn't sort it out for a while.

What? Kuai Junfan had his heart dug out by the unicorn, and then the unicorn attacked the dragon's lair.

What next?

then?Oops, my shoulders are sore after sitting for a long time.

Chu Ling hurriedly walked behind his chair. He didn't mind the fat all over his body and went straight to massage it with all his strength. He didn't know if it had any effect. He couldn't press his muscles when he pressed it with his hands. The fat all over his body felt like rubber. Fat.

I just like you, boy, and know how to look at your eyes. This has already hit the door. Of course, everyone goes to fight the boss. If it hadn’t been for that time, how would I have the chance to be in the position I am now?

7 weapons killed a lot?Chu Ling thought about it and realized that there were indeed many human weapons with titles inherited in recent years.

That's right.

That. . .Where are the ferocious beasts?Chu Ling had already thought of the incredible power of that girl Lin Qilin.

It was sealed, sealed in the body of a baby girl, huh?Don't stop!After Fat Snake finished speaking, he suddenly felt that the hand on his shoulder was loosened.

Chu Ling had already walked away: "Master, I'm leaving first. I need to change my secret book."

Brat!You can do it!The fat snake was angry, but he was too lazy to get up. He didn't finish chewing the cow leg in his hand, and he was reluctant to smash the brat.

You fat snake, why are you talking to him?

With another scolding, Fat Snake immediately stood up, threw the cow leg, and saluted the short old man who came with the asymmetry of his body: Master Tieguai, Qilin Girl is your granddaughter after all, and she is her only friend.

What else could it be?

Make this kid your son-in-law!You can't stop like this, can you?Xiao Lingzi is a nice person. What do you call him in the West?By the way, quality stallion.

You bastard, what did you learn when you went out?Go and run around the village with the rockery on your back. If the road is uneven, smooth it out for me!After saying this, the old man walked away angrily.

Fat Snake looked shocked, then turned around and cursed: What are you looking at!You bunch of scum, take a piece of cake on your back and march down the road with me!

A group of disciples did not dare to say anything more, with expressions of despair on their faces.

Over there, Chu Ling changed the secret book, jumped over the wall and ran back towards the valley.