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The only thing the noisy Deadpool did when he came in was scream loudly.

"Bullseye!!!"

"Daredevil!!!"

Saitama covered his ears, resisting the harsh sound, and ran towards the window.

When he stood by the window, he noticed that a gorgeous new apartment had been built in the distance, and the sensor lights in that apartment also exploded in response to Deadpool's screams.

"Shut up!"

"asshole!"

Without waiting for the nearby neighbors to say anything, Bullseye threw out a bunch of blood-soaked hemostatic cotton. After the hemostatic cotton was released, it was stuffed into Deadpool's mouth in a weird arc.

The speechless Deadpool did not stop, he kept pointing at the man on the ground "woo woo woo", and even the hemostatic cotton could not cover his mouth.

Bullseye was so annoyed by him that he pushed Saitama away from the window and jumped out. Saitama looked at his running back and realized that this guy's physical fitness had instantly improved to a new level.

"stop fighting."

Saitama couldn't stand the noise made by Deadpool. He walked towards Deadpool and silently slapped him on the top of his head.

Then Deadpool's eyes turned black and he fell down.

"Oops, that's a bit hard..."

Saitama knelt down and poked the unconscious Deadpool with his finger. He found that Deadpool's skull had been accidentally patted into a saucer shape, like a red kappa.

"It should grow back..."

Saitama glanced at the man who was still unconscious. After confirming that the man's life was not in danger, he put Deadpool and the man together.

Saitama himself sneaked back into the bedroom and fell asleep in order to be energetic enough to go to work later.

About half an hour later, with the sun faintly rising on the horizon, Deadpool woke up from his coma.

He tried to open his eyes with force, but the dazzling sunlight and dry stinging stopped him.

At the same time, Deadpool also discovered a terrible thing. It seemed that he was being hugged by someone, and the other person's breasts were so big that they were touching his arms, making it difficult for him to turn around.

"Who is it? Is it the little bald guy?"

"He shouldn't have this habit, right?"

Deadpool looked worriedly at the person next to him who was hugging him. His neck was held by the other person's forehead, and he couldn't get over at all. Naturally, he couldn't see the other person's appearance clearly.

But Deadpool could clearly feel that the other person's chest was full of hairs. Every time he struggled, the hairs scratched against his tights, which made him feel happy but sad.

"Damn it, it can't be Bullseye!"

"Even if I plug my anus with C4, I won't let him succeed!"

Just as Deadpool was cutting Bullseye into pieces in his heart, the naked man next to him released his hands holding Deadpool in time, allowing Deadpool to see the other person's appearance.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Half an hour later, his screams echoed through the nearby neighborhoods again.

"Deadpool, can you please stop screaming?"

"I still have to go to work."

Saitama pushed aside the bedrooms impatiently and walked out, but the sight in front of him froze him in place.

The man he saved was actually lying next to Deadpool, looking like he had just been bullied.

The screaming Deadpool's face is full of vulgarity, which makes people think a lot.

"Deadpool didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

"I always thought you only loved Parker."

Saitama said and returned to the bedroom.

"No, don't."

"Little bald head!"

Deadpool begged Saitama to listen to his explanation, but Saitama didn't give him any chance.

At the same time, the man sleeping on the floor rolled his eyelids and seemed to be awakened by Deadpool's voice.

If Deadpool were given a choice between "being hugged by Bullseye" and "waking up with the man in front of him", he would rather be scratched by Bullseye's anti-social bipolar disorder and use his chest hair for scratching.

Because the person sleeping on the floor is none other than the cruel and cruel Daredevil!

"Um……"

The man known as Daredevil groaned, covering his forehead and sitting up from the floor. His eyes were slightly open the whole time, staring blankly into the distance.

In his haziness, he sensed that a man had been moving nearby, and he now knew that the man was Deadpool, and Deadpool seemed to have done something excessive just now.

Daredevil is expressionless. He is blind, but he has the ability to perceive the world through vibrations and sound waves.

However, he often needs to pretend that his eyesight is still alive and follow the enemy's actions with his eyes, but he does not need to do this for Deadpool who knows the truth.

"Daredevil, please listen to my explanation."

Deadpool put his hands in front of him and smiled awkwardly. He didn't want to offend this guy at all.

"No need to explain, I felt it just now."

"Deadpool, you are so courageous..."

Daredevil did sense Deadpool's behavior, but he only remembered what happened after he became conscious, and had no memory at all when he was asleep.

He stood up, walked up to Deadpool, and punched Deadpool in the stomach.

Deadpool immediately leaned over and covered his lower abdomen and made a painful sound. Daredevil took this opportunity to snatch the long knife behind Deadpool, along with the scabbard.

Deadpool also got a moment of respite. He thought Daredevil was going to let him go, but he was wrong. When he raised his head and prepared to use his brightest smile to melt Daredevil's heart, Daredevil kept coming. The sheathed sword was smashed head-on, followed by several slashes.

Deadpool just woke up and passed out again.

Daredevil no longer paid attention to Deadpool who fell to the ground. He checked his wounds and found signs of treatment.

"Is that the person sleeping in that room?"

He sensed Saitama. Apart from Deadpool, there was only Saitama here, and it was obvious that the one who could treat Daredevil's wounds would not be Deadpool.

"He's up."

From Daredevil's perspective, he saw a wave of human figures standing up in the darkness, approaching him, and then making a move to open the door. The other person was looking at him.

"Hello, I'm Daredevil, you can also call me Matt Murdock."

"You must be Spider-Man's roommate. He keeps mentioning you."

Matt reached out his hand, not caring that he was still in full body condition.

"Uh……"

"Hello, Matt..."

After Saitama hesitated for a moment, he shook hands with Matt.

"Let me tell you the current situation, about the Avengers."

Matt seemed to know the entire apartment well. When he walked to the washing machine, he felt that the rollers inside the washing machine were dripping, and his clothes were being soaked by water.

"The entire Avengers Alliance is currently being restrained by SHIELD, and many Avengers have been attacked during this period."

"Even I, who was temporarily recruited by Stark, are no exception. You'd better be mentally prepared. As Spider-Man's roommate, you may also be affected."

After Matt put on the wet tights, he sat down on the sofa, and Saitama stood in front of him with an expressionless expression. Based on Saitama's extremely steady heartbeat, he judged that Spider-Man's roommate was definitely scared. I was so stupid that I didn't even realize what was going on.

"But don't worry, I will..."

Matt was about to finish saying "I will protect you" when Saitama suddenly interrupted him.

"Don't sit on the sofa."

"The sofa is all wet from you."

Saitama's tone was as steady as his heartbeat.

Matt's chin was stretched, and he looked at Saitama blankly, not knowing what to say for a moment.

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