One punch bald head in Marvel

Saitama was walking on the street with his hands in his pockets. His coat was hooded and his bald head was covered by a hat. Like most young people in Brooklyn, he was dressed very street-style and had no sense of presence.

He was thinking about how to find Parker and Deadpool. After all, after hearing the snake man describe Hoffman like that, he couldn't let go at all.

"We need to know 'his' name!"

At this time, many people passed by Saitama holding such signs. One person bumped into Saitama head-on and did not apologize to Saitama. He continued to move behind Saitama, where the incident occurred, as if nothing had happened.

"what……"

"Can't these people see the road?"

"They were holding such a strange sign, making it look like a celebrity handshake party."

Saitama still looked like he was indifferent to the world. He walked into a drink shop while talking to himself, and used the emergency money Parker left him to buy a cup of milk coffee, 3 cents of sugar, and ice.

"Our reporters are about to provide the viewers in front of the TV with the situation inside the apartment building."

Although on the surface Saitama was sitting in a drink shop watching TV, in fact he was thinking about Parker and Deadpool and didn't pay attention to what was being broadcast on the TV. On the screen, the reporter let out bursts of exclamations, as if An explorer who engages in outdoor paranormal live broadcasts, constantly creating a weird atmosphere.

After the screen stayed on the scene where Saitama rescued the child for three minutes, the reporter finally finished telling the story of what happened and ended the broadcast. The screen went black, and the CBS logo appeared in the center.

At this time, there was a commotion on the street, and several marchers holding public signs ran past the drink shop, but this time they ran in a hurry, as if they were being chased by something.

"Dong dong dong."

Like a herd of elephants migrating, the ground beneath Saitama's feet was shaking. With a straw in his mouth, the glass of milk coffee slipped from the table, leaving milk coffee all over the floor.

When Saitama hadn't realized what had happened, he tilted his head and thought about how his cup could suddenly commit suicide, a huge creature stretched out its giant hand and grabbed the door frame of the drink shop. It poked its head in and stared at Saitama. Saitama felt Dongjing also looked back at him, and the two looked at each other for a long time.

"It's so ugly. He looks even uglier than the weirdo I just killed."

"It looks like Banggu (an old man with wrinkles on his face) has undergone transformation surgery to incorporate orangutan genes. His brows are so thick that he can squeeze out a heart."

Saitama squinted his eyes, sighing in his heart that such a weirdo could survive in New York, so he looked at the other person with more pity in his eyes.

Perhaps the other party felt that Saitama had looked at him for so long and had no intention of running away. He didn't even shake his legs and had a straw in his mouth. He suddenly felt very embarrassed.

So it used its giant hand to pick up a table at random, and threw it at Saitama. From the force of the throw, it was obvious that Saitama, a bald man who needed a beating, was really unhappy with it.

"Wow...you look more like a gorilla when you throw the table..."

Saitama raised his hand, easily took the table, and threw it back with double force.

I thought I could kill the bald man instantly, but without even having time to think, I followed the table and flew into the clothing store opposite, smashing the security glass into a huge hole.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"Hoffman turned into a gorilla and killed people randomly!"

Suddenly, a figure flew past in the sky with spider silk, and his tone was like a black aunt who had just escaped from danger and could say a b-box at any time.

"Isn't that Parker..."

Saitama stood at the door of the beverage shop and looked around, his eyes following the figure dangling in the air.

Although Saitama didn't know that Parker's personality would completely collapse after putting on the spider suit and become as chatty as Deadpool, he still recognized Parker's voice. Even if Parker lowered his voice, he still planned to have a conversation. The same goes for b-box.

"Spiderman!"

Of course, Saitama waved and called to Parker the first time he saw Parker, but Parker pretended not to recognize Saitama. His whole person suddenly became cold and cold. From time to time, he would swing by the front of the beverage shop to check if Saitama had left. This dangerous place.

About ten minutes later, when Saitama had finished calling Parker for the fifth time, and was about to use the real name of Peter Parker to call him for the sixth time, Spider-Man finally picked up Saitama impatiently with his webbing hanging.

"Hello, general citizen."

In order to prevent Saitama from recognizing him, Parker deliberately lowered his voice and spoke in a low and artificial voice.

"Hello, Spider-Man."

After seeing Parker, Saitama finally felt relieved and responded to Parker word by word. As for the bitch Deadpool, he can't die, so there is no need to worry at all.

"You saw how Hoffman went crazy and broke into a clothing store just now."

"That's a murderous monster. Why are you still wandering around outside? Why don't you just stay home and spend Christmas Eve?"

Speaking of which, Parker's lung capacity is also excellent. Even if he is flying around in the sky doing extreme sports and holding a bald head in his right hand, there is no sign of instability in his deliberately lowered voice.

"Ah...my home was destroyed by a monster."

Saitama really wanted to tell Parker that Hoffman was just smashed into the clothing store by himself with a table, and he didn't start a killing spree at all.

"what!"

"Us! Oh no, your home is gone!"

“It’s really gone!!!???”

Parker lost control instantly after hearing the news and said in surprise in his real voice, but then reluctantly returned to his deep look.

"Yes, I got out of there in time as a private citizen."

Saitama said calmly, while he and Parker were flying up and down, admiring the beautiful night view of New York City.

"It's good that I can escape the danger smoothly, although as a vigilante, I feel very sad about this matter."

"Oh, I wish I could go home and have roast turkey like everyone else tonight."

Parker's face, hidden behind his Spider-shirt, was about to shed tears. He paid three months' rent in advance, but before it was due, the house collapsed.

The heartbroken Parker now only hopes that nothing happens to the Pizza King, otherwise he will not even have the money to pay the rent in advance. You must know that renting an apartment now requires prepayment of rent. He does not want to become like the famous movie "The Pursuit of Happiness" , and Saitama made a floor mat in the bathroom, he slept on the floor, and Saitama slept on the toilet.

"Okay, just stay here and find a safe place to stay."

Parker took Saitama to land in a neighborhood not far away and asked him to "get off" here.

"how about you?"

Saitama asked Parker with concern as he adjusted his collar with his back to Parker.

"My friend was captured by the enemy."

"Because of Hoffman's pursuit, I didn't have the chance to save him."

"Now that Hoffman is gone, I'm going to try to go back and save him."

While Saitama hadn't put his clothes in order yet and still had his back turned to him, Parker wiped the tears from his eyes. Obviously, he missed his home more than Deadpool.