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"Little bald head~"

"I love you"

Three days later, the already skinny Deadpool was finally put down. While eating the sandwich that Saitama brought back, he cried bitterly and kept complaining about what Al, the dead old woman, had done.

"Don't disgust me"

"go away"

However, in the face of his love, Saitama refused indifferently. He held down Deadpool who was about to pounce with one hand and stuffed the sandwich into his mouth with the other hand.

"I'm going to work."

Saitama chewed up the sandwich and swallowed it in a few mouthfuls. After living in the United States for so long, he was used to the food here, and eating American food like sandwiches no longer felt novel.

Deadpool looked at Saitama with resentment. He suddenly missed Parker. If Parker was here at this moment, he could continue to harass Parker.

As for Matt, Deadpool is very sure that even if he just blows a kiss to Matt, he will eventually die without a complete body.

"Oh, right"

"Little Spider sent me a message the day before yesterday."

Deadpool suddenly thought of something and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, with an excited expression on his face, like a girl in love for the first time. He remembered that he had set an "exclusive" ringtone for Parker the day before yesterday, and it rang once, but he was suffering from being tied up. , can't turn on the phone, now it's time to review the warmth while eating.

The moment Saitama heard the words "Little Spider", he immediately turned to look at Deadpool.

He walked over slowly, ready to see what Parker had sent.

"what"

"Pain Pain"

Just when Saitama was about to see the phone screen, Deadpool suddenly held his stomach and made an uncomfortable look. The "gurgling" bowel sounds could be heard by Saitama even from a distance.

"Can you wait for me for half an hour?"

“I haven’t pooped in three days, I’ve been holding it in for a long time.”

He said this, but Deadpool didn't care about Saitama at all. He rushed into the toilet and locked himself up.

Suddenly, a roar like a cannon came from the toilet, and Saitama's expression darkened.

Even though the yellow gas visible to the naked eye was slowly drifting out of the toilet, Saitama still resisted his nausea and walked outside the toilet door.

"Deadpool, can you tell me what Parker sent while you are taking a shit?"

Saitama had a sullen face, pinched his nose, and negotiated with Deadpool through the door, his tone revealing that he was hopeless.

"He said yes~ah"

"Yeah, yeah, I need you~"

"Parker, um~ ah, no more."

Deadpool screamed in the toilet, accompanied by the loud noise of the cannons, which reached Saitama's ears.

"Okay, I get it"

Saitama lowered his head and clenched his fists. In order to get to work on time, this topic could only be dropped temporarily. At the same time, the despair in his tone instantly turned into an unspoken murderous intention.

If he didn't punch down, the shit in the toilet would fly everywhere. Saitama really wanted to punch Deadpool out of the earth. Maybe this bitch could kill one after another aliens in outer space through being mean. Star people use this curve to save the country to defend the peace of the earth.

"Little bald head~"

"Remember to buy more food when you come back. I want to eat a lot today~"

Before Saitama was dressed and ready to go out, Deadpool, who was still squatting in the toilet, suddenly said this, is this guy really treating him as a nanny?

"it is good."

Saitama once again resisted the idea of ​​punching Deadpool away. He verbally agreed to Deadpool's request and extended a dinner invitation to Al as he spoke.

Deadpool Gaal, tonight is going to be another fun night.

"What on earth did Parker send?"

"It should be fine."

Saitama, who desperately hoped that Parker would go home to relieve himself, was absent-minded even when he was at work. He skillfully mixed the dough and put it in the oven.

Juan on the side noticed something strange about Saitama. Juan stopped what he was doing and thought about something.

"Here, take it"

“Just treat it as employee benefits”

Juan finally made up his mind and handed Saitama the good stuff he had gone through so much trouble to get.

"This is"

Saitama looked at his flour-covered hands, and there were two concert tickets lying on them. The performer was Avril Lavigne.

"I originally planned to go with my wife. She always shouted that Avril Lavigne was coming back and wanted to see an Avril Lavigne concert."

"But I see that you've been absent-minded lately, so I'll give you these two tickets. You can find a friend to relax with."

Giving away the tickets was entirely a hot-headed act on the part of Juan. In fact, he wanted to take the tickets back now.

"But, store manager, this looks expensive."

Saitama raised his head and said expressionlessly.

Although Saitama behaved as usual, in Juan's view, he looked more like a lovelorn young man. Juan couldn't bear this, and the idea of ​​"taking the ticket back" disappeared instantly.

“It’s very expensive”

"So you must find someone to go see it with you."

Juan didn't give Saitama a chance to evade, and directly took off Saitama's apron, pushed him out of the workroom, and stood blindly in the hall alone.

"Find a place to wash your hands. Today is a day off."

As Juan's voice sounded behind him, Saitama hesitated while holding the two tickets, completely confused as to what the store manager was doing.

Until he bought groceries and took the subway home, the two expensive tickets once outweighed his concern for Parker.

"Madison Garden, New York, Midtown Manhattan?"

"It's pretty close to here in Hell's Kitchen."

All the words printed on these two pieces of paper could be said to have been read carefully by Saitama over and over again.

"Click."

Saitama twisted the lock shaft and opened the door, and Al appeared in front of Saitama as promised.

At the same time, there is another figure that has not been seen for a long time, the phantom cat Katie.

"Weasel's modified bullets are really good."

Al stepped on Deadpool, shouldered the sniper rifle, and looked at the tranquilizer bomb in his hand. Thanks to it, Deadpool was now conscious but unable to move.

"Spider-Man warned us there would be a terrorist attack at Madison Square Garden tonight."

"Stop chasing me for tickets, okay?"

Deadpool stuck his tongue out, praying that Katie, who kept pinching his face, would let him go.

"Only a ghost can believe you! Spider-Man has disappeared for so long. Don't use others as your excuse."

"Speak for yourself, how long did it take you to give me an answer to the matter of agreeing to Avril Lavigne's tickets?"

Katie simply let go, picked up the chili sauce in the kitchen and poured it into Deadpool's mouth.

Under Katie's fierce appearance, who knows how long she has been looking forward to this ticket.

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