One punch bald head in Marvel

"i love you baby and if its quite all right ~ (I love you, baby, if I can.)"

"i need you baby to warm the lonely nights ~ (I need you to warm the lonely nights)"

The breeze caressed the gauze, the kingfisher chirped, and a hoarse and rich baritone sat in front of the window and sang loudly. He held the latest issue of the old men's magazine "Playboy" in his hand, facing the first ray of sunshine in the morning and enjoying This is the joy of reading.

The mature man tore off one of the pages and stuck it in his diary. The model on that page was a Latin beauty with excellent looks. Her breasts were hidden behind an almost invisible piece of cloth, and there was a faint tendency of slipping out. The thighs covered with sunscreen overlap each other, giving off an alluring sheen.

Just when a mature man was enjoying his life, something suddenly flew from behind him. The man easily dodged it and continued to hum loudly.

"Deadpool, get the fuck out of here!!!!"

Parker ran out of the bedroom angrily, picked up the chair and threw it at Deadpool. Deadpool couldn't dodge and fell from the window.

"Can you throw a refrigerator down on him?"

"In case he comes up to sing again later."

Saitama stood at the door of his room with a gloomy look on his face. It was the weekend and he helped x-n get rid of Cletus last night. He desperately needed a rest.

The bags under his eyes are droopy and thickly black, and if it weren't for the sake of the people around him, he'd happily punch Deadpool to the moon.

"Ok."

"But I thought it would be more appropriate to press him with the wardrobe."

"We don't have to go out today, but we can't skip breakfast."

Parker, who was also haggard and irritable, immediately agreed to Saitama's proposal. Without blinking, he picked up the wardrobe in the room and threw it out of the window.

"Ah~"

"Little spider, you are so cruel~"

The moment the wardrobe fell to the ground, Deadpool screamed heartbreakingly.

"Ah ah ah ah ah."

"This guy put peanut butter into the freezer and froze it with the fish again!"

After Saitama put the bread on the pan, he couldn't find the peanut butter for a while. After some searching, he found it again from the freezer full of fishy smell. No, this was not the last time it was thrown into the freezer. This bottle was bought by him and Parker on their way home last night. The previous bottle was thrown into the trash can on the same day and will never be reincarnated.

"To shut up!"

"Answer my next question honestly!"

When the secret of refrigerated peanut butter came to light, Parker hung Deadpool up with spider silk and hung it on the fan in the room. Even in the dead of winter, he ruthlessly turned on the fan switch.

"Ask him first why he did this to a bottle of peanut butter!"

Saitama rested his chin on the dining table. The piece of fishy bread he had just eaten made him very unhappy. He glared at Deadpool, who was rotating 360 degrees above his head.

"Yes! Why are you treating me like this...ah!"

"Why did you come to our apartment suddenly?"

"If you dare to say that you are bored and want to find someone to kill time, I will send you to a mature women's club right now and use it as a plaything for rich women in their 70s and 80s, and let them play 'Rich Woman Scratch' with you with steel balls!"

Parker's eyes were dark, and his usually suppressed talkative personality was fully exposed.

"Oh~"

"My lovely Al finally kicked me out of the house today, woohoo~"

"Then I found my two favorite partners, but they were unwilling to receive me..."

Deadpool took off his hood, and on his hairless face, his two big watery eyes looked pitifully at Parker and Saitama.

"Al?"

"Who is Al?"

Saitama was so sleepy that he lay half of his body on the dining table and asked with his eyes closed.

"This guy has been living with some unknown granny."

"When he first moved into someone else's house, he was obsessed with Batman comics, and Batman happened to have a butler named Alfred. From then on, he only called the old woman Alfred, or Al for short. "

In Parker's impression, the old woman was an amiable disabled person, while Deadpool lived in someone else's house like a parasite, which was extremely shameful and inhumane.

"Oh, I've seen that person before."

"Last time I was delivering pizza, she asked me to give Deadpool an enema with a gun."

Saitama had the impression that she might be the widow of a certain mafia boss. After the death of the mafia boss, she wiped out all the rival gangs with two guns, and then lived a quiet life incognito.

"I don't think we're talking about the same person."

Parker looked at Saitama with dark eyes. In his impression, the old lady would not let strangers give enema to her tenants.

"So, why did you come to us?"

Parker and Saitama said impatiently to the ceiling at the same time, but they discovered that Deadpool was no longer hanging from the fan.

"Uh……"

"Perhaps I could live with you for a while?"

Deadpool took out an apple from the refrigerator, sat at the dining table and ate it.

Upon hearing this, Parker reached out and flicked out the spider silk, then attached it to the TV and was about to hit Deadpool.

"No! Stop, stop, stop!"

"Then you can help me intercede with Al."

Deadpool screamed, raising his hands in the air.

"can."

Parker and Deadpool stood up, surrounded Deadpool in the middle, looked down at this hateful guy, and lifted him up and threw him out of the window. Even if they wanted to help, they had to throw him out first to vent their anger.

"Didn't you say it was okay?"

After Deadpool flew out of the window, he smashed a big hole in the hood of a car. The warning sounded immediately. Deadpool quickly fled the neighborhood to avoid the car owner who appeared at the sound.

So Saitama and Parker were finally able to have a good night's sleep amidst this long-lasting warning sound.

But their good friend Stark was not so relaxed at this time.

"Stark, SHIELD found something in the liquid left over from 'Carnage'."

"It is very similar to the material composition of the acid rain that day."

"It is also involved in a secret project in Hoffman's laboratory, the 'Corruption Titan'."

Hawkeye appeared in Stark's office and handed over several test reports and an investigation record about the "Corrupt Titan Project."

It states that the Hoffman Laboratory is developing a technology that can absorb life energy and even mutant abilities, and this technology has been implemented in a certain retired soldier.

However, all the information about this soldier was kept confidential with a black marker. Eagle Eye secretly took the original photo, but was unable to identify the name and information hidden under the black marker.

"According to a three-party investigation by S.H.I.E.L.D., Avengers, and

"And 'New Carnage' still retains its connection with Cletus Kasay and can still be attached to him as a symbiote."

"Although the Rakshasa girls from x-n parties did solve the 'new massacre' afterwards."

"but……"

Hawkeye took out a few more photos, which were photos of the Corrupt Titan's bracelet, lying in the dark ditch, broken into two sections, and inserted into the wall.

"Her report is questionable."

"Anna Marie, this woman, does not have the ability to break the Edman metal into pieces."