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"Parker, when are we going to eat?"

Saitama and the two entered the apartment and cleaned up the things left by the previous tenant. Now Saitama was lying on a new sofa watching TV.

"Wait a minute, I'm still talking to Stark."

Parker has been on the phone with Stark since just now, reporting on the appearance of Onslaught and Magneto, as well as the completion of the mission in recent days.

However, after Parker finished talking about the crazy attack, Stark didn't take it as seriously as he thought. He just let the mutants deal with it on their own and talked to Parker about the situation in their new home.

"Hey, Hell's Kitchen is indeed a mess, but the landlord Beatrice actually gave my roommate the name of a smuggler and asked him to buy guns to protect himself?"

"Stark, who is this Beatrice? Isn't she some secret Avenger?"

Parker was stuffing pieces of daily clothing into the closet, and the suitcase he brought was gradually emptying.

"Parker, you are worrying too much."

"Beatrice is Beatrice, just an ordinary person."

"Oh, and more! I have arranged a job for you, the Pizza King on Brick Street, uh... this is the address."

As he spoke, Stark sent an address to Parker through his mobile phone, and a transfer prompt popped up on Parker's mobile phone.

"what is this?"

"One 0, two 0...$20??!"

While looking at the screen of his phone, Parker also flipped through the clothes he had just stuffed into the closet. He was looking for his favorite baseball jersey.

"It stands to reason that the government will provide some subsidies or relief funds to those who have suffered property damage, but Parker, you do not meet those strict requirements."

"In view of the above, on behalf of the Avengers, I will give you some funding."

"By the way, I can't contact Deadpool anymore. This guy is still under our Avengers supervision. I hope you can remind him to keep a low profile."

After Stark finished speaking, he hung up the phone and called Jarvis to arrange his next trip.

"Asshole, what happened to Deadpool again?"

"Didn't you just meet him?"

"No matter what, he can solve it by himself no matter what happens."

Parker was not at all happy about the $20. He shrugged and walked to the living room.

"Are you leaving?"

Saitama heard the noise and turned over to look at Parker.

"Yes, you can go out together wearing this."

"I Googled restaurants nearby. I often come to Hell's Kitchen to fight crime, but I never knew what to eat here."

Parker looked down at his phone, opened the apartment door and walked out.

Saitama also got up from the sofa at this time and followed him enthusiastically. I am afraid that apart from powerful enemies in this world, only good food and poverty alleviation can attract him.

However, the joy that the two had just moved into a new home was quickly shattered by reality, because the window of the ghibli in front of the apartment's main entrance was gone, all four tires were removed, and the axles were suspended in the air.

"Wow, it's over. I'll be damned if Stark doesn't deduct my activity funds."

"Who is this? He has dismantled it so completely. Why not just steal the whole car?"

Parker looked from the passenger side and saw that not only the windows and wheels, but also the interior had been completely torn down. The wooden console that originally looked very high-end had only a layer of iron left. These guys didn't even have the wood and stamps on them. The Maserati Peugeot's tie rods were all removed!

"Parker, what's wrong?"

Saitama slowly came down the stairs and saw Parker circling wildly around the car Stark lent him.

"Saitama..."

"How about we find a fast food restaurant to eat tonight?"

Parker leaned on the ghibli and tried his best to smile brightly while facing Saitama.

Although everything was calm on the surface, he was actually extremely panicked. He felt that the $20 that Stark had just given him would soon be used to repair the car, oh no, to buy a new car.

While Parker was worrying about the car, everyone's old friend Deadpool was not idle either. He was running in the alleyway with little Suraya.

"Run quickly, Suraya!"

"He's almost catching up!"

Deadpool held Suraya's little hand tightly, dragged her to jump onto a trash can, and used the trash can to climb over the iron fence blocking the road. After climbing out from here, they could reach the Williamsburg Bridge. Deadpool planned to stop her. Next taxi, back to Brooklyn first.

"You don't have to provoke others!"

It was already very difficult for Suraya to just keep moving forward. She was still not caught by the big guy behind because Deadpool was dragging her.

"How did I know that was a fucking water man!"

"Isn't this damn bastard in the Raft prison?"

Deadpool rushed onto the bridge and blocked the middle of the road. The blocked traffic was diverted because of him. Fortunately, a taxi stopped in the end.

Deadpool opened the car door and stuffed Suraya in, then turned around and pulled out a grenade from somewhere, threw it into the alley behind him, and then hurriedly squeezed into the taxi.

"Drive quickly, drive quickly, drive quickly!"

"Drive quickly, dickhead!"

After getting into the car, Deadpool slapped the driver's back seat wildly, which made the driver who wanted to ask where the destination was going to go unable to bear it, so he had to release the clutch first and let the car move forward.

"Deadpool, you are your enemy everywhere!"

"I'm still a child, and I don't want to die yet!"

Suraya saw a current gushing out in the alleyway, gradually expanding, turning into a giant wave several meters high and rushing out.

She put her head in her hands and screamed loudly, her young mind being destroyed by Deadpool's dirty words and the threat it brought.

"Ma'am, please believe in my Deadpool's character. We will never die here."

Deadpool made an "ok" gesture to Suraya in the back seat. At the same time, a grenade exploded in the alleyway. The powerful impact pushed the water man into a puddle of water and spread it on the bridge. It was being rebuilt. He took shape and prepared to pursue Deadpool and the others.

"Aha!"

"Look, I said this guy can't catch up."

Deadpool turned around and looked at the rear window of the car. He pointed at the ball of water that had been blown to pieces and had no human shape, and laughed.

But something he didn't expect happened. Suraya actually raised her middle finger at Deadpool, opened the door and ran out of the taxi.

"fxxkyou, biyatch!"

This child's learning ability is also amazing. In just a few days, she has already mastered the essence of Al and Deadpool. Her swear words and body language skills have made Deadpool dumbfounded. He has no intention of thinking about how she got from Got off the moving car.

"Oh, Jesus Christ, this little girl is real."

Deadpool opened his mouth wide, looking at Suraya's retreating back, he couldn't help but sigh.

"Hey, sir."

"If you want to run for your life, I suggest you get out of the car now."

"There's a traffic jam ahead."

The driver looked down on everything, with an "I know you're a superhero" expression. He put one hand on the passenger seat, raised an eyebrow, and winked at Deadpool.

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