One punch bald head in Marvel

"Oh!"

The moment Saitama crushed the bracelet, the monster's body made of water suddenly collapsed, and the ice-blue water swept through the two blocks of West 46th and West 45th.

"You brat, your survival today depends entirely on me."

"Remember my name, Deadpool!"

Deadpool ran away and ran into the alley. In order to prevent the weak cloak from drowning in the water, he walked all the way from West 46th Street to West 48th Street before stopping.

"Pervert who wears women's clothes, of course I know your name is Deadpool."

"I'm a cloak."

Cloak's mouth was dripping with blood, still childishly emphasizing that he was Cloak.

"You masked brat, of course I know your name is Cloak!"

"I'm Deadpool!"

"Wait until one day you can be pinned to the ground and rubbed by Wolverine before you start fighting with me. I am the man Wolverine wants to fuck day and night."

Deadpool punched Cloak on the head, knocking him unconscious.

"All right."

"Now it's time to go see how Little Baldy and the others are doing~"

Deadpool casually hung his cloak on the street lamp on the side of the road, pretending to be beaten violently, and then walked back through the icy blue water to the place where the monster's body collapsed.

"Deadpool, I'm here."

"Come here."

Saitama saw Deadpool coming and waved.

"what is this?"

After Deadpool came over in response, he found a ball of constantly twisting liquid on the ground. It would collapse at the slightest touch, but after a while it would swarm around on its own and gradually become more swollen.

"It looks like the waterman guy looks like when he's drunk."

"Every time he gets drunk, he loses control of his abilities and turns into a ball of mud."

"Actually, I always thought that this guy had watched the movie "Swamp Thing", but every time he did bad things and was criticized like this by me, he would be unhappy."

Deadpool picked up a branch from the ground and poked the liquid from time to time to cause it to collapse.

And every time the liquid collapsed, he would laugh out loud like a child who succeeded in playing a prank.

"Hey."

"What does it mean to do bad things?"

"Is this guy an enemy?"

Saitama looked at his mobile phone that was wet with water and could not be turned on. He shook his head helplessly, then squatted down and played with the liquid together with Deadpool.

"In the past, right? At least he hated the little spider. He always thought that the little spider ruined his life."

"Actually, if I had this bastard's ability, I'd probably be happy enough to rob a bank."

"Wait, no! This guy robbed a bank!"

Deadpool squinted his eyes, and he suddenly realized that Hydroman would always have a good time.

"Then he is the enemy."

"How about destroying him?"

Saitama said as he raised his fist, intending to smash it down.

He has been running around for a day about Deadpool and Hydroman. Now his phone is broken and he doesn't know if Parker will look for him.

Saitama thought it would be better to settle everything as soon as possible and then go back to the apartment.

"No, this guy came to me yesterday and said he wanted to change his ways."

"I haven't made him an antihero yet, I can't just let it go."

Deadpool suddenly stood up, and the moonlight shone down from his scarred head. Saitama seemed to have seen some alien form falling from the sky, and was staring at him seriously, for fear that the next thing he would say was "End human tyranny, and the world belongs to "Three-Body Problem", Saitama saw this sentence from a certain Hugo Award news a few days ago, and it seems to be very consistent with Deadpool's current artistic conception.

"Termination... uh no, let's go home."

Deadpool was thoughtful, and finally gave up playing tricks and ran out from the exit of the woods. After a while, he came back tremblingly with a small fish tank.

"Hey, I said..."

"Didn't you rob someone's store again?"

"Also, is it too late to go home now?"

Saitama looked at the pervert carrying the fish tank and slowly opened his chin. He always felt that Deadpool would make him a coolie and sent Deadpool and the water tank to Brooklyn in two trips.

"not late!"

"It's never too late!"

However, Deadpool nodded firmly and looked into the distance, like a great man making a major decision.

…………

So about five minutes later, Parker woke up from the sofa when he heard someone ringing the doorbell.

"Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong."

The other party kept pressing the metal button, seeming very anxious.

"what……"

"Where did Saitama go? He came back so late..."

Parker yawned, walked across the living room to the porch, and lazily opened the door.

However, the picture he saw after opening the door was so exciting that it made him wonder if he was still dreaming.

The female high school student's version of Deadpool was standing at the door carrying a fish tank. There was something like shit squirming in the fish tank. What was even more terrifying was that Deadpool hadn't worn a hood today. It was so ugly that Parker frowned. He was vaguely jealous. The feeling of excessive gastric acid secretion and the desire to vomit on the spot.

"Look, I just said it's not too late to go home."

Deadpool turned back to talk to someone, who was completely blocked by the tall Deadpool and the fish tank.

"Of course it's not too late."

"You're going back to Parker and I's home."

Saitama's voice came from behind Deadpool, revealing a deep sense of powerlessness.

He followed Deadpool into the house, took off his shoes and placed them on the porch.

"What the hell are you two doing?"

"Did you just come back from some adult party?"

After Parker saw Saitama's appearance clearly, he couldn't help complaining that, forget about Deadpool, the habit of dressing up as a woman cannot be changed, Saitama is still wearing torn and wet clothes.

"Uh……"

After Parker reminded him, Saitama realized that his clothes were scratched when he rushed into the monster.

"We just went to solve a big incident in Hell's Kitchen."

"A certain hero battles a liquid monster. The charming Deadpool and the mysterious bald head appear together to eliminate the hero and save the out-of-control villain."

"Tomorrow's headlines must be so beautiful, ah~"

After Deadpool set up the fish tank, he lay down on the sofa where Parker had just laid down, making a sound of pleasure.

"It sounds more like a prelude to being wanted by the Avengers. When the time comes, I will only help Saitama. Deadpool, you can take a rocket to the moon to take refuge."

Parker rubbed his hair and felt a headache immediately after hearing what Deadpool said.

"Here, wipe it off."

"Go to the bedroom to change clothes first, and I'll fire up the fire and get some food."

Parker took out a bath towel from the bathroom and handed it to Saitama. Then he walked into the kitchen and turned on the gas. He didn't know what was cooking.

At the same time, the microwave oven at his hand also started working.

"Little Spider~"

"I want pancakes with bacon and fried eggs~"

Deadpool, who was resting on the sofa with his eyes closed, shouted to the kitchen. After using his self-healing ability frequently, he was also a little hungry.

"To shut up."

"It's good to have something to eat."

Parker tapped the table and placed two portions of chowder and two heated frozen tacos on the table.

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