Lord Naruto

Chapter 48 Injured Danzo

Uzumaki Zihei turned into Matt Dai's clone, pretended to be embarrassed, rubbed his head and said, "Ah haha, I'm used to it. Don't you know that I have the habit of getting up every morning to do morning exercises? I'm better than you." It's only one o'clock in the morning, don't be surprised, it's no secret that you like Tsunade-san anyway, we all know it, there's nothing to be embarrassed about, right?"

When Jiraiya heard the answer from the clone Matt Dai, his face turned green with fright, and he cried and said, "This... how is this possible? I like Tsunade but I have never told anyone. How can you You can all know it.”

Hearing Jiraiya's crying answer, Uzumaki Zihei showed a smile of success, so he high-fived the clone Matt Dai to celebrate, and then with a bang, the clone Matt Dai disappeared.

"Okay, the previous ones were just speculations, but now I can confirm it. It turns out that you, a perverted boy, really likes Tsunade's little girl. Her taste is quite strong, so you are not afraid of being hit by Tsunade's fist."

Then when Jiraiya saw this scene, his face turned dark again, and now all idiots knew that they were trapped.

Cryingly, he said to Uzumaki Ziping, "Brother Ziping, you...you are trying to play with me. You have used all kinds of tricks. You are too bullying."

"Who asked you to be so coquettish? After asking for a long time, you were embarrassed to say anything. I have already said it. Tell me honestly. I will not only help you improve your strength, but also help you catch Tsunade. If you have to force me to do it, It’s just a small trick, I’d say it would be over soon.”

Then he put his hand on Jiraiya's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else." But what he was thinking was, "If others ask me, it won't be easy to tell."

"Come on, in order for you to embrace this beauty, I will give you special training from now on. You must first be stronger than Tsunade, otherwise you will not be able to subdue her. A woman like Tsunade A man will not like a man who is not as strong as him, so from now on, you must be prepared for my devilish training on you."

Then from this day on, Jiraiya's hard life will begin.

During the day, she has to practice with Uzumaki Zihei, and at night she has to learn to make jokes. In Uzumaki Zihei's words, an average girl needs to prepare at least 300 jokes. If that girl is Tsunade, it will take three. Only ten thousand will do.

A month has passed like this, and Konoha's Hokage candidates have come out, namely Uzumaki Zihei and Sarutobi Hiruzen. As for Shimura Danzo, he directly lost the election. When he learned that he had no chance to run for Hokage, Shimura Danzo I broke a lot of things at home and lost my temper for a long time.

He even went to the Hokage's office building to question the current elders on how he was inferior to Heilongjiang Uzumaki and Hiruzen Sarutobi. One was a hairy kid with no hair at all, and the other was a perverted monkey who knew how to peek around all day long. , how could I be inferior to those two guys? In the end, the members of the elders couldn't stand Shimura Danzo's long-winded words and spoke directly.

"Yes, Uzumaki Zihei is a young man, but he is the successor of the Wood Release Senjutsu, a disciple of the first Hokage Senju Hashirama. His uncle Uchiha Kagami is also the current patriarch of the Uchiha family, and his own strength does not require you Shimura Danzo. Weak, or even stronger, with the support of two major families and Mito-sama, why am I not as good as you? Let me tell you."

"There is also Sarutobi Hiruzen. Although that monkey is a bit lecherous, the Sarutobi clan is no worse than your Shimura clan. There is also the support of Nara Akimichi and other families in Hyuga Mountain. More importantly, he is now the strongest in Konoha. The person is his father Sasuke Sarutobi."

"Danzo, you said yourself that you have nothing better than the two of them. You find a father like Sasuke-sama to support you. You find an aunt like Mito-sama to support you. I'm sorry. No, you only have the support of your own Shimura clan. If you have any other trump cards that you can use, you can tell yourself."

"Well, forget about these, let's talk about strength. Which one of them can you beat? In terms of merit, which one of them are you better than? In terms of prestige, which one of them can you surpass? How about Danzo, is there anything else you don’t understand that you don’t understand, that’s why we want you to lose the election, hum!!!”

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Hearing the answers given by the elders, Shimura Danzo seemed to feel that his self-esteem had been severely insulted. He blushed without saying a word, left the Hokage's office building, and returned to the family mansion to hide. , has not appeared in front of everyone, and it was not until Sarutobi Hiruzen sat in the position of Hokage that he appeared in people's sight.

Of course, these are all to confuse the many ignorant villagers. Secretly, several major families have reached a consensus. Those who deserve to pay will pay the price, and those who deserve the benefits will get the benefits. Everyone gets what they get. The position of Hokage has been It was determined that Hiruzen Sarutobi would take over.

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't know anything about these things, but he was very nervous and did whatever he had to do every day, and he didn't see any influence on him. Now he is really not very enthusiastic about whether he can sit in the position of Hokage.

Although Uzumaki Ziping knew something about it, he didn't pay much attention to it. He got all the benefits he deserved. Now he just leads his friends to practice, chat and eat barbecue all day long.

On this day, everyone was at the training base. Uzumaki Ziping quietly pulled Jiraiya and said, "Jiraiya, I think your performance is about the same this month. Now I will teach you how to pursue Tsunade."

"Brother Ziping, isn't it too early? I'm not ready yet." Jiraiya asked worriedly.

"No problem, I'm here, what are you afraid of?" Uzumaki Ziping said confidently.

"But remember the key points I told you. Otherwise, if you get beaten up by Tsunade, don't blame me for not reminding you." Uzumaki Ziping still reminded.

"Don't worry, I've remembered it all. Don't make excessive demands, don't do inappropriate things, don't discuss, don't peek at other girls, and praise her for being kind, beautiful, generous, humorous and graceful. You must not say I remember her small breasts and so on, but can Brother Ziping really do this?" Jiraiya was still a little unsure.

"No problem, just do as I say today... like this, you will know if you try it today."

"Okay, don't be a coward. Wait a minute. Tsunade's little girl may follow Mimiko here. Get ready for me and do as I say. Don't be a coward, you know."

Hearing Uzumaki Ziping's affirmative tone, Jiraiya nodded heavily and said, "Okay!! I'm ready, don't worry! I'm just not afraid.".

Not long after, Tsunade came humming a little tune and followed Amano Meimei. Seeing this, Uzumaki Ziping used her eyes to signal Jiraiya to move faster, don't be coward, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Jiraiya had no choice but to bite the bullet after being looked at by Uzumaki Ziping, and pretended to come to Tsunade. He took the money in his hand and said to Tsunade, "Tsunade, I heard that you have been I’ve spent all my pocket money, and I happen to still have some pocket money left over from last month. Are you interested in taking a gamble with me?”

After saying that, Jiraiya followed what Uzumaki Zihei said, teasing Tsunade with a proud look.

Hearing Jiraiya's words and the proud look in his eyes, Tsunade was immediately furious as Uzumaki Ziping had guessed, "Jiraiya, are you looking for death? You dare to tease me like this? Do you know that I lose?" You’ve got money, you’re here to laugh at me, are you itchy again and want to be beaten?”

Jiraiya was so frightened that he quickly said, "No, no, no, that's not what I meant. I just want to take a gamble with you."

At this time, Tsunade was like an angry little lioness. Her yellow hair began to move automatically. She glanced at the clicking of her fingers and shouted "Jiraiya..."

"No, no, don't make a move yet. Listen to what I have to say. After you hear what I have to say, you decide to hit me."

Jiraiya said quickly, he realized that if he didn't hurry up, his life would really be in danger.

"Just bet with me. If I lose, I will give you my pocket money. If you lose, agree to a condition. I swear it will not be an excessive request."

After hearing Jiraiya's answer, Tsunade thought about it and thought it was okay as Jiraiya said. If Jiraiya dared to have any bad intentions, hehe!