Lord Naruto
Chapter 59 Happy Jiraiya
Chapter 59 Happy Jiraiya
Today is a happy day for Matt Dai. Everyone is very happy. Through Matt Dai’s wedding, former friends can get together again. Everyone is very happy. At the same time, they also wish Matt Dai and Amano Mimiji the best. People can come together.
"In a blink of an eye, more than ten years have passed. We are no longer the little brats we were back then. Now we are all well-known strong men in the ninja world. I thought that the ninja world would always be peaceful, but now, hey! I’m afraid it won’t be long before war breaks out again, I heard that there is already some friction between the countries in the Kingdom of Rain.”
It was rare for Uzumaki Ziping to relax with a few friends, and he also put down his identity as a leader and started chatting with his companions.
"Now the Kingdom of Wind and the Kingdom of Earth have begun to conflict over resources. We in Konoha have received news that the two major countries may have prepared to harvest the small countries. When the three of us go back, Konoha will Bian may also have to make a choice. The top management of the Fire Country will definitely not let the two big countries harvest the small country, and will also choose to rob it. The war may break out soon."
The cold-faced Orochimaru continued, and everyone also expressed their opinions.
"Alas! Forget about those things, let's not talk about national affairs today, and the atmosphere is not right. I am punishing myself with three drinks at the beginning." After saying this, Uzumaki Ziping drank three drinks in a row, while Matt Dai stood beside him. said suddenly.
"I said Jiraiya and sister Tsunade, what's going on with you two? You see, Mimiko and I are both married. You two have been together for so many years, why are you still not reacting at all?"
Uzumaki Ziping, who was still drinking, almost choked to death at Matt Dai's words. After all, he was a good friend of his. He was really worried about how to talk about this, so Matt Dai stopped him.
But Matt Dai can't be blamed for this. Even Hatake Sakumo and Yuhi Maki looked at Jiraiya suspiciously. At first, everyone always thought that the two of them were already getting along, and they didn't get along with Uzumaki. When the Uzumaki Country was still in Konoha, many people were envious of the scene where Jiraiya and Tsunade were 'dating' every day.
The two people who were mentioned turned red in the face. Jiraiya pretended to be calm and said, "Ahem, cough...this...this is not the case."
Before Jiraiya could finish speaking, he was still thinking about what to say when he was interrupted by Uzumaki Zihei, "Jiraiya is not a big coward. He is a coward who knows how to delay Tsunade."
Hearing Uzumaki Ziping's words, Jiraiya became anxious. This is not what the script promised by the elder brother is like. Why are you acting so recklessly? "Brother Ziping, you...you."
"You, you, you, you, you, I haven't seen Tsunade, she doesn't object or have any opinions. It's not you who delayed her, why should you blame me? I'm right, Tsunade."
In fact, Tsunade didn't have any objections, but she had very strong opinions. Her pair of jade fists were clenched tightly and she was about to explode at any time. However, she still had some expectations in her heart, so she held back and did not take action. Otherwise, Tsunade would It would be weird if the princess had a bad temper and didn't hit anyone.
"It's rare that everyone can get together. Today we will see if Jiraiya is a coward. Jiraiya is a man. If you dare to love, just say it out loud. Sister Tsunade is already waiting for your confession. .”
After saying that, he didn't forget to remind Jiraiya through the sound transmission, because Uzumaki Ziping was still a little worried that Jiraiya was now intimidated, because now everyone was also starting to boo.
"Jiraiya, please confess to Tsunade quickly, haven't you noticed the faint expectation in Tsunade's eyes? I dare say that if you miss this opportunity, it will be impossible for you to be with Tsunade in the future. Besides, as a man Why don't you be brave and take the initiative? If you are wrong, you will be beaten by Tsunade. You said that you are one of the few beaten by Tsunade. You can't die anyway, so hurry up."
After hearing Uzumaki Zihei's voice transmission, he secretly glanced at Tsunade, and indeed found that Tsunade didn't want to be angry, but she had a faint expectant look in her eyes. Now that it's like this, Jiraiya doesn't care so much anymore, what a big deal Just a fat beating.
Jiraiya, who had figured everything out, finally plucked up the courage to come to Tsunade, just like a shy boy looking at the goddess in his mind.
"Tsunade, I like you. I have always liked you since I went to ninja school with you. Over the years..."
Before Jiraiya could finish his words, he saw Tsunade's fist hitting his face. This was the only thing in Jiraiya's mind: "It's over. I was tricked by the boss this time. Tsunade, you can't do anything." Be gentle."
boom! ! !
Tsunade's fist landed firmly on Jiraiya's face, and a group of people who were still making noises on the side were also frightened by Tsunade, a violent woman, and watched helplessly as Tsunade got close to her. Jiraiya was flying an unknown distance away, and Jiraiya's pitiful screams could still be heard in their ears. Everyone felt a chill in their hearts. Tsunade wouldn't have beaten them all together.
Just when everyone was still worried about whether Tsunade would take action against them, they heard Tsunade's long and domineering voice.
"You know why I often beat you? It's because you have never been brave. Do you know that I have been waiting for your words for I don't know how many years. I thought you would never dare to speak again in this life. I didn't expect it. You finally spoke today, and since you have spoken, you, Jiraiya, will be my Tsunade's man from now on in your life, don't even think about running away."
After saying that, he looked at Uzumaki Ziping, with a cold light in his eyes, which made Uzumaki Ziping's hair stand on end and made him feel uncomfortable.
"My dear little uncle Ziping, you have given Jiraiya a lot of advice, but why didn't you think of my feelings?"
After saying that, he punched Uzumaki Ziping again in the face. Uzumaki Ziping flew away and had only one thought in his mind, "I was wronged!!!".
Tsunade, who then flew to Uzumaki, had a beautiful and sweet smile on her face. She said, like the transformation between a devil and an angel, her style of painting immediately changed.
"But I still have to thank you for making that piece of wood Jiraiya finally speak."
Because of the relationship between the three people in the scene, everyone's expressions changed in an instant. They were completely shocked. Even the cold-faced snake Lord Orochimaru and his classmates were stunned and stared at all this.
After a while, Jiraiya, who was beaten away by Tsunade, came back with his ears held up by Tsunade. As for the other Uzumaki Zihei, who was sent away by Minato, he had nothing to do with him at this time, so naturally he had to keep a low profile, and he was still a little bit touched by himself. With a sore cheek, he quietly came to sit next to Orochimaru.
"Alas! Orochimaru, look at Tsunade like this, how can your good friend Jiraiya be able to handle it in the future, alas!!! Come on, the two of us will first mourn for Jiraiya's happy life 3 Minutes."
After saying that, he just kept his hands and bowed his head in silence, which made Orochimaru confused.
After a farce, everyone calmed down and the atmosphere became more lively. Jiraiya, who was beaten into a pig's head, is now as silly and happy as a pig brother, smiling and keeping his mouth shut. , besides Matt Dai and Amano Meimei, the happiest person today probably belongs to him. Years of hard work have finally been in vain. As long as I catch up with Tsunade, this pain doesn't matter, even if I have one meal every day, it doesn't matter. Problem.
Uzumaki Ziping looked at Jiraiya who looked happy now, and continued to follow Orochimaru beside him.
"Orochimaru, look at Jiraiya's appearance now. I dare say that after returning to Konoha, I will hug you and cry every day. Orochimaru, you must be prepared yourself. Tsunade's terrifying Jiraiya You will gradually realize that I can't help you, Konoha is far away from here, you just have to figure it out for yourself."
Where there is reunion, there is separation. After playing in the Uzumaki Country for a few days, the three of them finally set foot on the road back to Konoha. Everyone saw them off all the way. After leaving the city, Uzumaki Ziping warned the three of them.
"After returning to Konoha, the three of you must be careful to guard against Danzo Shimura's old fox hiding in the dark. You should also know over the years that Hiruzen's lecherous monkey has suffered a lot from his hands. That guy You have a very strong desire for Naruto or someone who pursues power. As the Hokage on Hiruzen's side, the three of you must be careful when dealing with anyone. That person has too many shady methods. Don't you? Be careful and you will suffer big losses.”
"If you enter the Land of Rain, you have to be careful about Sanshouyu Hanzo. That guy can be said to be the best ninja in using poison in the world, so you have to be careful."
Then he told the three, Chiyo siblings and the third Kazekage from the Kingdom of Wind, as well as Ohnoki, the current third Tsuchikage from the Kingdom of Earth, and then watched the three people leave.
Today is a happy day for Matt Dai. Everyone is very happy. Through Matt Dai’s wedding, former friends can get together again. Everyone is very happy. At the same time, they also wish Matt Dai and Amano Mimiji the best. People can come together.
"In a blink of an eye, more than ten years have passed. We are no longer the little brats we were back then. Now we are all well-known strong men in the ninja world. I thought that the ninja world would always be peaceful, but now, hey! I’m afraid it won’t be long before war breaks out again, I heard that there is already some friction between the countries in the Kingdom of Rain.”
It was rare for Uzumaki Ziping to relax with a few friends, and he also put down his identity as a leader and started chatting with his companions.
"Now the Kingdom of Wind and the Kingdom of Earth have begun to conflict over resources. We in Konoha have received news that the two major countries may have prepared to harvest the small countries. When the three of us go back, Konoha will Bian may also have to make a choice. The top management of the Fire Country will definitely not let the two big countries harvest the small country, and will also choose to rob it. The war may break out soon."
The cold-faced Orochimaru continued, and everyone also expressed their opinions.
"Alas! Forget about those things, let's not talk about national affairs today, and the atmosphere is not right. I am punishing myself with three drinks at the beginning." After saying this, Uzumaki Ziping drank three drinks in a row, while Matt Dai stood beside him. said suddenly.
"I said Jiraiya and sister Tsunade, what's going on with you two? You see, Mimiko and I are both married. You two have been together for so many years, why are you still not reacting at all?"
Uzumaki Ziping, who was still drinking, almost choked to death at Matt Dai's words. After all, he was a good friend of his. He was really worried about how to talk about this, so Matt Dai stopped him.
But Matt Dai can't be blamed for this. Even Hatake Sakumo and Yuhi Maki looked at Jiraiya suspiciously. At first, everyone always thought that the two of them were already getting along, and they didn't get along with Uzumaki. When the Uzumaki Country was still in Konoha, many people were envious of the scene where Jiraiya and Tsunade were 'dating' every day.
The two people who were mentioned turned red in the face. Jiraiya pretended to be calm and said, "Ahem, cough...this...this is not the case."
Before Jiraiya could finish speaking, he was still thinking about what to say when he was interrupted by Uzumaki Zihei, "Jiraiya is not a big coward. He is a coward who knows how to delay Tsunade."
Hearing Uzumaki Ziping's words, Jiraiya became anxious. This is not what the script promised by the elder brother is like. Why are you acting so recklessly? "Brother Ziping, you...you."
"You, you, you, you, you, I haven't seen Tsunade, she doesn't object or have any opinions. It's not you who delayed her, why should you blame me? I'm right, Tsunade."
In fact, Tsunade didn't have any objections, but she had very strong opinions. Her pair of jade fists were clenched tightly and she was about to explode at any time. However, she still had some expectations in her heart, so she held back and did not take action. Otherwise, Tsunade would It would be weird if the princess had a bad temper and didn't hit anyone.
"It's rare that everyone can get together. Today we will see if Jiraiya is a coward. Jiraiya is a man. If you dare to love, just say it out loud. Sister Tsunade is already waiting for your confession. .”
After saying that, he didn't forget to remind Jiraiya through the sound transmission, because Uzumaki Ziping was still a little worried that Jiraiya was now intimidated, because now everyone was also starting to boo.
"Jiraiya, please confess to Tsunade quickly, haven't you noticed the faint expectation in Tsunade's eyes? I dare say that if you miss this opportunity, it will be impossible for you to be with Tsunade in the future. Besides, as a man Why don't you be brave and take the initiative? If you are wrong, you will be beaten by Tsunade. You said that you are one of the few beaten by Tsunade. You can't die anyway, so hurry up."
After hearing Uzumaki Zihei's voice transmission, he secretly glanced at Tsunade, and indeed found that Tsunade didn't want to be angry, but she had a faint expectant look in her eyes. Now that it's like this, Jiraiya doesn't care so much anymore, what a big deal Just a fat beating.
Jiraiya, who had figured everything out, finally plucked up the courage to come to Tsunade, just like a shy boy looking at the goddess in his mind.
"Tsunade, I like you. I have always liked you since I went to ninja school with you. Over the years..."
Before Jiraiya could finish his words, he saw Tsunade's fist hitting his face. This was the only thing in Jiraiya's mind: "It's over. I was tricked by the boss this time. Tsunade, you can't do anything." Be gentle."
boom! ! !
Tsunade's fist landed firmly on Jiraiya's face, and a group of people who were still making noises on the side were also frightened by Tsunade, a violent woman, and watched helplessly as Tsunade got close to her. Jiraiya was flying an unknown distance away, and Jiraiya's pitiful screams could still be heard in their ears. Everyone felt a chill in their hearts. Tsunade wouldn't have beaten them all together.
Just when everyone was still worried about whether Tsunade would take action against them, they heard Tsunade's long and domineering voice.
"You know why I often beat you? It's because you have never been brave. Do you know that I have been waiting for your words for I don't know how many years. I thought you would never dare to speak again in this life. I didn't expect it. You finally spoke today, and since you have spoken, you, Jiraiya, will be my Tsunade's man from now on in your life, don't even think about running away."
After saying that, he looked at Uzumaki Ziping, with a cold light in his eyes, which made Uzumaki Ziping's hair stand on end and made him feel uncomfortable.
"My dear little uncle Ziping, you have given Jiraiya a lot of advice, but why didn't you think of my feelings?"
After saying that, he punched Uzumaki Ziping again in the face. Uzumaki Ziping flew away and had only one thought in his mind, "I was wronged!!!".
Tsunade, who then flew to Uzumaki, had a beautiful and sweet smile on her face. She said, like the transformation between a devil and an angel, her style of painting immediately changed.
"But I still have to thank you for making that piece of wood Jiraiya finally speak."
Because of the relationship between the three people in the scene, everyone's expressions changed in an instant. They were completely shocked. Even the cold-faced snake Lord Orochimaru and his classmates were stunned and stared at all this.
After a while, Jiraiya, who was beaten away by Tsunade, came back with his ears held up by Tsunade. As for the other Uzumaki Zihei, who was sent away by Minato, he had nothing to do with him at this time, so naturally he had to keep a low profile, and he was still a little bit touched by himself. With a sore cheek, he quietly came to sit next to Orochimaru.
"Alas! Orochimaru, look at Tsunade like this, how can your good friend Jiraiya be able to handle it in the future, alas!!! Come on, the two of us will first mourn for Jiraiya's happy life 3 Minutes."
After saying that, he just kept his hands and bowed his head in silence, which made Orochimaru confused.
After a farce, everyone calmed down and the atmosphere became more lively. Jiraiya, who was beaten into a pig's head, is now as silly and happy as a pig brother, smiling and keeping his mouth shut. , besides Matt Dai and Amano Meimei, the happiest person today probably belongs to him. Years of hard work have finally been in vain. As long as I catch up with Tsunade, this pain doesn't matter, even if I have one meal every day, it doesn't matter. Problem.
Uzumaki Ziping looked at Jiraiya who looked happy now, and continued to follow Orochimaru beside him.
"Orochimaru, look at Jiraiya's appearance now. I dare say that after returning to Konoha, I will hug you and cry every day. Orochimaru, you must be prepared yourself. Tsunade's terrifying Jiraiya You will gradually realize that I can't help you, Konoha is far away from here, you just have to figure it out for yourself."
Where there is reunion, there is separation. After playing in the Uzumaki Country for a few days, the three of them finally set foot on the road back to Konoha. Everyone saw them off all the way. After leaving the city, Uzumaki Ziping warned the three of them.
"After returning to Konoha, the three of you must be careful to guard against Danzo Shimura's old fox hiding in the dark. You should also know over the years that Hiruzen's lecherous monkey has suffered a lot from his hands. That guy You have a very strong desire for Naruto or someone who pursues power. As the Hokage on Hiruzen's side, the three of you must be careful when dealing with anyone. That person has too many shady methods. Don't you? Be careful and you will suffer big losses.”
"If you enter the Land of Rain, you have to be careful about Sanshouyu Hanzo. That guy can be said to be the best ninja in using poison in the world, so you have to be careful."
Then he told the three, Chiyo siblings and the third Kazekage from the Kingdom of Wind, as well as Ohnoki, the current third Tsuchikage from the Kingdom of Earth, and then watched the three people leave.
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