The heart that was originally agitated by the appearance of Dragonfly Man slowly stopped as if a layer of cold water had been poured on it.

That's right, it just stopped slowly because it was almost dead!

"Tch...bugs are bugs. This place on earth is really weird. What kind of species comes out of it? It has dragonfly genes and has such a fucking ugly horse face?"

Taotie's mechanically synthesized voice was filled with endless complaints. He slowly turned his head and looked at the big piece of shit that was about to stop breathing.

"Wait a minute, is there going to be a person whose genitals are thicker than his hands?" Taotie looked at the big shit with a hint of teasing in his tone.

"The Red Giant will never be a slave! Unless he has food and shelter!" A rough and majestic voice sounded from behind Taotie.

"Huh? What kind of demon is it again..." Taotie's blue eyes flashed, and the mechanical synthesized sound conveyed endless sales.

During Taotie's detection, a huge life form smashed towards him with his primitive fist.

"Haha, pre-nuclear civilization is pre-nuclear civilization, and those who still use fists..." Taotie's mechanical synthesized voice contained a hint of ridicule.

Taotie put it down, and slowly raised the hand that was holding the shit-sized neck, covering it in front of his chest.

Sure enough, pre-nuclear civilization was pre-nuclear civilization, and the Taotie was smashed away with one fist. It flew more than 20 meters and hit a building.

"Ah, huh huh~" Shi Da Dada felt the huge force on his neck disappear and fell to the ground, breathing frantically.

"Oh no! What the hell kind of gene is this? One punch knocked me away!" Taotie felt the data terminal connected to the technology and slowly stood up from the pile of boulders.

"Hey~hu~", Shi Dazuo touched his neck and slowly stood up with his hands on the floor.

"Alien, aren't you very powerful? We are the strongest from the League of Haters, prepare to be smashed into meat pies! Oh no! It's a mecha pie!"

He slowly took out a bottle of crystal clear potion and inserted it into his left arm. His rapid breathing slowed down.

I saw that the red giant had an excited face, and he beat his chest hard twice with his huge fist. Under his tattered trousers, there was a huge stick thicker than his hand, covering

Taotie slowly raised his left hand, condensing energy in less than two seconds.

A purple laser shot out of Taotie's hand and passed through the red giant's heart.

The red giant looked at his heart in confusion, and then slowly fell down.

When Shit Dakou was about to see victory, the smile on his face slowly disappeared, and his mustache drooped down as if he had lost his energy.

"Uh..." The corner of Shit Dazuo's mouth twitched, looking at the Taotie not far away from him, he smiled awkwardly.

"Haha, the weather is nice today. Why don't you go back to your alien planet, and I'll go back to my building, and we can fight another day!" Shitada said with a wry smile, covering his abdomen.

"Haha!" Taotie pointed his right hand at him, the blue light in his eyes flickered, and he made a disdainful sound.

Taotie's white right hand is like the sickle of death, which makes people feel fear and fear.

With a bang, a blue laser appeared and shot at the big shit

Shi Dadan slowly closed his eyes, with endless thoughts in his heart.

"Big shit! I'm coming!" In the building, a white man wearing a blue combat uniform and carrying a black shield on his back shouted with a serious face.

He is the captain of the United States!

During World War I, he received the super soldier potion, which changed his genes!

The captain of the United States has a strange change in his hands. Any living thing he touches with his hands can cause it to climax!

The soldiers who survived the First World War recalled those demonic hands, their legs were constantly shaking, and they recalled the fear of being dominated by kidney deficiency.

The surviving comfort women sat on wooden chairs with smiles of relief and satisfaction on their faces.

Later, when the war was victorious, the American captain accidentally touched his back while hugging the supreme commander...

Under the gaze of all the soldiers, the square was filled with the smell of milk!

After that captain's cold plan, considering the future of world peace, the supreme commander with a weak look on his face looked at the American captain and entered the freezer.

That afternoon, the setting sun shone on the earth, and a happy smile appeared on the pale face of the supreme commander.

Back to the main story, when the blue laser was about to hit the big shit

Without hesitation, the American captain threw out the shield made of dark alloy mixed with steel, which blocked the blue laser, and the shield was knocked away.

The captain of the United States drove his motorcycle in front of Shit Da Kou. The smile on his face, illuminated by the sun, reminded Shi Da Kou of King Billy...

"I have to say, you earth bugs are really annoying!"

Taotie slowly walked out of the ruins and looked at the American captain who was standing in front of Shitadake. There was a hint of anger in the mechanical contract sound.

"Gee... no! It's friendship, as indestructible as a shield! I won't give up on any of my teammates!" the American captain bent down, his butt facing the desperate face, and said seriously

"Indestructible?" The blue light in Taotie's eyes flashed, and he made a confused voice.

The American captain picked up the shield stuck on the ground, raised his head and looked at Taotie, his eyes full of determination.

Taotie raised his right hand, the energy condensed for a while, and then a purple laser shot out

The captain of the United States quickly put the shield in his hand in front of him, and his burly figure stood in front of the big shit.

The purple laser, like a wild dragon, passed through the shield in his hand and through his burly chest.

The American captain felt the pain in his chest and slowly fell backwards, his eyelids feeling extremely heavy.

Looking at the blood spilling from his chest, the American captain smiled, remembering the hug that day

The sprayed milk looks so much like the scattered blood...

I remembered that day, that afternoon when the leaves of the sycamore tree fell, under the Big Shit Building, I met that man with a mustache and a manly smell...

"Looking back on my life, I really have no regrets about my journey towards homosexuality!"

The burly figure hit the ground, and dust flew up instantly, but the smile on his face showed no regrets.

Shitada desperately covered his face with his hands, thinking crazily in his heart

"UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuKuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuKuuuuuuuuuuuuuKuuuuuuuuuuuuuKuuuuuuuuuuuu Get rid of me as soon as possible, I can’t fucking afford to humiliate that person!"

Taotie once again pointed his right hand at the big piece of shit, the mechanical head, looked around, and the angry voice shouted

"Is there anyone else?"

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